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#164289 - 04/30/06 04:44 PM
Limey Jim Slip Goes Off On US Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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So L-ke F-rd put up some stuff recently about an English porn discussion board which was debating why American porn was so much nastier than that in jolly ole' England. People threw around some ideas: available money, repressed morals, Britain's heavy regulation of what smut is acceptable there, take your pick. But in reading some of the fun, I came across Andrew Dworkin's male lover, by the name of Jim Slip. Jim apparently used to produce a modest show on the UK equivalent of the Playboy Channel. He now operates an "amateur" website www.jimslip.com, which received a ringing endorsement from Hedgehog-turned-porn-hater Ron Jeremy. Isn't getting Ron to pimp anything a little passe these days? And who the fuck is going to fork over $37 a month for a single website? Can't I get 6 or 7 from Naughty America for $25 or so? Bit I digress. Ol' Jimmah' had some rather interesting opinions on the smut you and I love. On American porn producers: Quote:
American producers are repressed - homosexual mysoginist arseholes!
Why Jim Slip is the greatest porner in the world since the Revolutionary War:
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I built the whole jimslip ethic as a reaction to this trend, to prove that not all porn consumers are potential serial killers and rapists and indeed they are not, as jimslip.com is successful. So far I havent had any requests to slap or beat up any of the girls, so i presume my members are quite happy!
Jim must watch a lot of I Love the 80s:
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I'm glad that you agree with my theory that most Yank porn producers are bitter, twisted, "raging queens" in denial. It would also explain their unnatural obsession with casting studs that wouldn't look out of place on stage in a gay night-club. I mean to say, shades, bandanas, spandex shorts..............it just screams, "Hello honkey-tonks, how r u?" LOL
A porn producer caught saying, "There are no absolutes."
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But of course the Yanks are morally bankrupt.
I love it when self-righteous elderly Limeys abuse the language they boast about inventing:
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The worrying thing to me is that every phsycopath, always seems to hear voices telling him that "All women are whores, sluts, etc etc yawn yawn" as a justification for then going out and murdering them.
This logic seems very close to American extreme porn that seems to do everything except murder the girls. I'm sure if these mysoginist, scumbags could, legally and for a buck, murder the girls as well.................they'd do it!
Jim's not just a dipshit, he's a Kid Vegas-level dipshit.
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#164290 - 04/30/06 04:56 PM
Re: Limey Jim Slip Goes Off On US Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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What a douchebag. Did you see the toothless skanks he has on his website? Just aweful. How the hell does he reason that porn producers are homosexual? Idiot.
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#164292 - 04/30/06 05:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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those girls are hideous. and everyone knows ron jeremy will work for a decent brunch spread.
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#164293 - 04/30/06 05:36 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
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he'll also eat everything off your plate as well if you let him...
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#164294 - 04/30/06 09:03 PM
Re: Limey Jim Slip Goes Off On US Porn
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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wow...what a coincidence...i am headed to London on Wednesday for a week to work over there!  and its my birthday on May 8th, so its a little birthday present to myself! how can you turn down a free flite and hotel and sex with hot english chicks? I am working with Renee Richards, and Alexis Silver, and Frankie, and hopefully some other tarts! yes! i have a tough life. also, there is a LA DIRECT for english porn... www.walpole-group.com not bad!
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#164295 - 04/30/06 09:39 PM
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