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#164242 - 04/30/06 02:22 PM
Kris Roc really needs a day job or alot Viagra
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/27/05
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Why would any one except Jeff Steward hire this guy? He looks like a train wreck, doesnt look ANYTHING like the real Chris Rock and whose lack of endowment stands to insult real black male talent.
If you have hired this clown, let us why you were so hard up for black males for your project.
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#164244 - 04/30/06 03:16 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Someday I'll be bitter and jealous of male porn stars because they steal their screen names from actor/comedians, today I just don't have it in me.
Monstar,
Your avatar with eva angelina slays me! If I dress up like a bunny can I get porn hotties to sit in my lap? Will they complain if it gets all sticky?
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The only thing I have to look forward to is a terminal illness.
Killer Rabbit
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#164245 - 04/30/06 03:18 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Plus he is a genuinely nice guy who gets the job done,why the personal attack (truth?)? hemmroids acting up?
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#164246 - 04/30/06 03:54 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Plus he is a genuinely nice guy who gets the job done,why the personal attack (truth?)? hemmroids acting up?
TAP wanted to be a pornstar, he auditioned, got laughed at, now demeans others who made it via a internet message board for his revenge.
But he's not jealous or bitter.
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The only thing I have to look forward to is a terminal illness.
Killer Rabbit
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#164247 - 04/30/06 04:33 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Plus he is a genuinely nice guy who gets the job done,why the personal attack (truth?)? hemmroids acting up?
TAP wanted to be a pornstar, he auditioned, got laughed at, now demeans others who made it via a internet message board for his revenge.
But he's not jealous or bitter.
You catch on quickly, B_B.
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#164248 - 04/30/06 05:12 PM
Re: Kris Roc really needs a day job or alot Viagra
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Monstar,
Your avatar with eva angelina slays me! If I dress up like a bunny can I get porn hotties to sit in my lap? Will they complain if it gets all sticky?
dress up like winnie the pooh and you are all good.
I am taking the little round headed girl to disneyland soon and letting her run wild. all in the name of ContactPornStars.com
NOw would all of you fuckers do me a solid and vote for Taryn in the god dammed F.A.M.E Awards so she can win and change the banner back to a link to my site?
It makes her happy and keeps her from calling me and yelling that much more, which would allow me to watch the special edition of Predator i just bought, in peace.
thank you.
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#164249 - 04/30/06 08:04 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Allright already, I voted for your gal. Now look out, there's somethin' out there, and it ain't no man .
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#164251 - 04/30/06 11:46 PM
Re: Kris Roc really needs a day job or alot Viagra
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I thank you.
Taryn thanks you.
Eva thanks you.
Even BIlly thanks you.
about a week ago, for some reason, i just started to say "i ain't got time to bleed" then while @ Circuit City today they had it for $7.49...how could you not pick it up.
So i bought it, ran out, came home and forgot why the fuck i went there in the first place.
but who cares...
Vote for my Harlots that keep me fed and enjoying dicounted DVDs of classic action movies. (i got X-men 1.5, too.)
STORMY DANIELS:
Favorite Adult Actress
Favorite Breasts
Favorite Director (Write-In)
NIKKI BENZ:
Hottest Body
EVA ANGELINA:
Favorite Oral Starlet
...and most importantly
TARYN THOMAS:
Favorite Anal Starlet
Rookie Starlet of the Year
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#164252 - 04/30/06 11:56 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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#164254 - 05/01/06 12:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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no support for me punk?
Shaddap. I actually did vote for you.
But like i said, these broads give me loot. I just ate a ham sammich right now and thought "This is courtesy of Stormy Entertainment"
...good stuff.
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#164255 - 05/01/06 03:40 AM
Re: Kris Roc really needs a day job or alot Viagra
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I thank you. Taryn thanks you. Eva thanks you. Even BIlly thanks you.
about a week ago, for some reason, i just started to say "i ain't got time to bleed" then while @ Circuit City today they had it for $7.49...how could you not pick it up.
So i bought it, ran out, came home and forgot why the fuck i went there in the first place.
but who cares...
FREE JOHN McTIERNAN!!!
I have the Predator SE as well as Die Hard, and his quasi-stoner style commentary tracks are fucking priceless!!!
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#164256 - 05/01/06 09:41 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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Kris Roc is cool and a great interview.
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#164258 - 05/02/06 12:30 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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i think kris rock is awesome!!
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#164259 - 05/02/06 04:14 AM
Re: Kris Roc really needs a day job or alot Viagra
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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i think kris rock is awesome!!
Well there you have it, someone with Authority on the subject has spoken.
Now we must argue if she meant the comedian or porn star. How many months of arguement can we get out of that.
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The only thing I have to look forward to is a terminal illness.
Killer Rabbit
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#164261 - 05/02/06 01:43 PM
Re: Kris Roc really needs a day job or alot Viagra
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
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I didn't have a goatee in that particular photo I gave Mr. Nasty. I have one now, but thank you for your inquires T.A.P; and by the way I don't use Viagra, I prefer Nasutra it is much safer. Froogle that!
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#164262 - 05/02/06 09:42 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Yo Roc how you doing nig? Yo your hair look on point son. You got a little indian in you or what?
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