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#164105 - 04/29/06 05:17 PM Porn has completely destryoed me
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	or so says this guy _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#164106 - 04/29/06 05:28 PM Re: Porn has completely destryoed me
JimJaded Gay For Pay Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 932 Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...	sounds like a guy out of a chuck palahniuk novel _________________________ i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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#164107 - 04/29/06 08:07 PM Re: Porn has completely destryoed me
Phlogiston Human Garbage Registered: 09/13/05 Posts: 1594 Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.	Quote: But with the installation of the high speed cable modem, alas, I am sad to say that those times have now passed. I now only want - and will only solicit affection from - girls with killer porn star looks and behavior. In the words of Phil Hartman (as Frank Sinatra) regarding the need for "killer pornstar looks": "Just put a bag over her head and do your business".
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#164108 - 04/29/06 08:14 PM Re: Porn has completely destryoed me
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i think i work with that guy. only in boston. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#164109 - 04/29/06 08:49 PM Re: Porn has completely destryoed me
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195
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#164110 - 04/29/06 09:00 PM Re: Porn has completely destryoed me
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	"are you threatening me??are you threatening me?? um, sometimes i poop too much. then i get tired." _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#164111 - 04/29/06 09:05 PM Re: Porn has completely destryoed me
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	Mike Judge should be given something. If not an award, then a certificate of aesthetic authenticity/ cultural responsibility. 'King of the Hill' not withstanding, 'Beaver and Buffcoat' was handled in an admirable way, ended when appropriate, even though the entire time he was dancing with the devil on MTV. I am greatful I was there to see it. Aren't you? Oh hello there, jamesn. Lovely Saturday, was it not? _________________________ Quah.
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#164112 - 04/29/06 09:05 PM Re: Porn has completely destryoed me
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	"I need TP for my bunghole"
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#164113 - 04/29/06 10:49 PM Bunghole! Bunghole!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!
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#164114 - 04/30/06 01:57 AM Re: Bunghole! Bunghole!
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole! he-hehe-he-hehe-he ,he said "bunghole"he _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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