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#163850 - 04/28/06 01:06 PM LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
Dick Head Offline
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
playoff hockey is back! the refs suck but i haven't been this excited about hockey in years. the games, the teams, the talent, the scoring! what a great year for hockey.

as you can tell i'm a huge red wings fan and i have a question for hockey fans. have you ever seen anyone better than pavel datsyuk and henrik zetterberg? these two kids are tearing shit up and nobody talks about them. wtf?

anyways, it's time for the wings to take lord stanley's cup back to hockeytown where it belongs.

LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!
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#163851 - 04/28/06 02:15 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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What the fuck is hockey? This is America, damnit.

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#163852 - 04/28/06 02:35 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
I love the irony that Canada's equivalent to Babe Ruth, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, and Walter Payton lives in Arizona, and we only had to give them Bryan Colangelo in return. Must be that fucked-up exchange rate.

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#163853 - 04/28/06 07:36 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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What the fuck is hockey? This is America, damnit.




I'd tell you hockey is soccer on ice with sticks, but as an American, I don't even know what soccer is.

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#163854 - 04/28/06 08:13 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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Registered: 02/18/05
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Hmm, it's easy to win when you have the shitty reffing you alluded too, which translates into 11 power plays and the winning goal was a 5 on 3.
Smyth, Peca, Stoll, Samsonov, Pronger, and a little Guy named Winchester (who's had all of 4 NHL games) are still managing to outplay the league's "Best" team. The Red Wings have an engraved invite to the Happy Gilmore invitational. Due to start during the second round of playoffs!
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#163855 - 04/28/06 08:19 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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playoff hockey is back! the refs suck but i haven't been this excited about hockey in years. the games, the teams, the talent, the scoring! what a great year for hockey.

as you can tell i'm a huge red wings fan and i have a question for hockey fans. have you ever seen anyone better than these two kids are tearing shit up and nobody talks about them. wtf?

anyways, it's time for the wings to take lord stanley's cup back to hockeytown where it belongs.

LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!




really my only problem with hockey is that the best players have names like : pavel datsyuk and henrik zetterberg and they are from places with names like Sverdolvsk and Njurunda

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#163856 - 04/29/06 01:44 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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Registered: 02/01/06
Posts: 127
Loc: Canada
I'm still pissed the Leafs didn't make the playoffs. My new picks are Jersey and Edmonton.

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#163857 - 04/30/06 09:09 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
Dick Head Offline
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Registered: 01/18/06
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FUCK! can't believe they lost. lose one and their done.
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#163858 - 05/01/06 12:26 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
lance69 Offline
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Well to be fair game four should've been Edmontons', IMO after that take down of Peca with no call that resulted in the go ahead goal, but whatever.
It's to bad I really do like Detroit as well but I can't cheer anyone over the Oilers.
Although is anyone else getting erect for the possiblity of a next gen Battle of Alberta? Now that was hockey worth watching.
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#163859 - 05/01/06 01:00 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
The Redwings are Done. They should have smoked Edmonton but apparently they blew their wad in the regular Season. Here I had the balls to ask how they were gonna work the jersey on the Spirit of Detroit.

The Red Wings answered that question, it's going to be a Pistons Jersey.

Only one Parade this year.
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#163860 - 05/02/06 02:52 AM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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Registered: 02/01/06
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Loc: Canada
Edmonton all the way, bitches.

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#163861 - 05/02/06 07:34 AM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
Dick Head Offline
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Registered: 01/18/06
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well that was exciting. out in the first round again. how do you blow a 3rd period 2 goal lead in the playoffs? detroit needs to find some new defense men in the offseason. they need a guy like pronger.


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#163862 - 05/02/06 07:35 AM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
Dick Head Offline
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time to change my avatar. hockeys done for the year.
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#163863 - 05/02/06 07:52 AM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
lance69 Offline
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For Detroit it is! Playoffs are still a month from being done! Although in all honesty the way they were playing in the first and 2nd periods they didn't deserve to win. They looked like a bunch of drunk monkeys bobbling passed everytime I looked. Mctavish must lit a fire under thier asses for the 3rd though cause that was one solid period of good fuckin' hockey!
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#163864 - 05/02/06 02:52 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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Easy... Edmonton kept rushing the net and playing better hockey than Detroit.

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#163865 - 05/27/06 10:50 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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Registered: 05/06/04
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As an Edmontonian, I feel compelled to bump this thread.

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#163866 - 05/02/07 09:37 AM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
Dick Head Offline
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
*bumps

Big game tonight...Let's go Red Wings!!!
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#163867 - 05/02/07 05:35 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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And take the Tigers with you. When this series is over they will be the Dead Things. At least this will take care of the public health hazard from everyone carrying those slimy octipi around with them.
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#163868 - 05/02/07 08:00 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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Registered: 01/09/06
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LOL @ naming your team "red wings"

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#163869 - 05/02/07 08:11 PM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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Holy shit, I didn't know Gordie Howe was still alive.
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#163870 - 05/03/07 12:04 AM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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Registered: 02/18/05
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Loc: British Colombia
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LOL @ naming your team "red wings"



How many people here will admit to having their "Red Wings"?
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#163871 - 05/03/07 12:11 AM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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Anyone Chelios and Hasek's age should have gone through menopause by now.
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#163872 - 05/04/07 07:53 AM Re: LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
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That was one of the greatest hockey games I've ever seen!

Robert Lang was doing some serious



LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!
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