I'm not much of a scholar but I can't help but believe that champagne enemas are as old as man himself. It seems like, since the dawn of time, men have been sticking champagne bottles up their women's asses and loving every minute of it. What's amazing to me is the fact that society has never tired of the act.
Over the centuries, hair, dress and speech have changed dramatically but one constant woven into the fabric of society is the champagne enema. Why is that? Perhaps it's simply the festive nature of the beverage, perhaps not. I don't know. It doesn't matter. Whatever the reason, I raise my glass to Adam and Eve in thanks for creating such a cherished tradition. Granted, I myself have never tasted an anal mimosa, but there's nothing that would indicate I'd dislike it. I love champagne, enjoy orange juice and relish the taste of my woman's ass; how could I not like an anal mimosa?
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