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#163612 - 04/26/06 10:37 PM
pris-i'm here to help you.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'm going to put forth a challenge to you-you go the next week without posts containing
-charmaine
-jiu-jitsu/training/eating
-you went to college then prison now you're a security gaurd
-the words "pat pat" "pats padova on the head"
-that you are single
-asking porn chicks out to dinner hundres of miles away after telling them you have NO MONEY, NO GAME AND A CRIMINAL RECORD
that's it. if you can do that, you'll have bettered yourself as a poster and people
there are people here who have gone to college and plenty who didn't who would have breezed through.
i don't believe you did. don't bother arguing, i can't prove you didn't. i'm just right. psych's not astrophysics or english, but it still takes several long papers a semester and frankly, the euros on adt are several grade-levels above you in command of the english language.
the first dozen or three times we heard your sob stories about going to jail, maybe we thought "bummer". it's just pathetic now. you seem pathetic every time you mention you're a security gaurd and you don't have a girlfriend and WAAAAAAHHHHH.
this isn't the pris pity-party, if you want to continue to be viewed as a human version of a blind dog with two legs that just drags itself along the floor whimpering, just keep posting like your loins bleed every month. if you want to stop being a bitch, stop saying the same pitiful shit on repeat.
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#163618 - 04/26/06 11:38 PM
Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'm trying to help you help yourself. i'm not interested in trying to verify whatever you send me by calling a bunch of canadian universities and continuing ed programs asking for answers they're not going to disclose.
i can't ban you and i wouldn't bother if i could. the goal here was to make you less pathetic-every post you make is so devoid of humor, intelligence or value to the rest of the thread.
they're just faggy little whines. do you speak in a constant whine? waaaaaa!
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#163620 - 04/26/06 11:45 PM
Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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ok, i'll put it in a way you can understand.
i assume you remember "saved by the bell"? maybe still laugh uncontrollably at it?
in life, like saved by the bell, social groups have their "screech"
you're "screech" but not funny to kids going puberty, let alone adults. you're currently an annoyance that nobody likes, not even the girls.
they think you're stupid and whiny and don't take you seriously. you're never going to get laid because you're essentially not a man.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#163625 - 04/27/06 01:29 AM
Re: pris-i'm here to help you. *DELETED*
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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#163626 - 04/27/06 01:43 AM
Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
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link doesnt work gia
And if i have to stop talking about my personal life then you guys and gals have to stop talking about yours too
No porn stuff, porn business related to porn or sexual stuff...no lesbianism, dp, films, bios, drugs, booze, parties, shoots, no pics, no sexual avies, no swearing, no content at all related to your lives, remove sexual avies, anything sexual, no talk about your personal relationships, no talk about hooking up with chicks, no industry dialogue, no fighting on the board, no more putting other people down, no pms with sexual content or talk about industry stuff mention in the above--also no pics of yourselvs or other porn people, no instant graemlins either, remove porn links
applies to all your accounts(you got to agree then list all your accounts and your ips)
As i see it you guys are addicted to sex
And lastly, i want to go in the penalty box with a canucks shirt, hockey stick(right handed one) and black helm
Dan account: pris --i official agree to the stuff that is listed above-
Soon as you agree then we can get rolling
Edited by pris (04/27/06 01:49 AM)
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#163627 - 04/27/06 02:31 AM
Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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that was the most illogical thing i've ever read. are you dull, boy? not everyone here gets along, but some of us enjoy discussing a spectrum of shit, often outside porn.
do i need to use cave-paintings to get this point across? nobody likes you, your posts go ignored or returned with insult even when you say something as non-confrontational as "i had a protein shake and like gen".
you've just been saying the drippiest garbage that's ALWAYS some sort of plea for attention in a depressingly self-deprecating way there's really nobody i can think of who's seems to like you. if you're disliked and not interested in the subject, why the fuck are you here?
you haven't done anything to deserve the box, you're just a drag with nothing at all to say about anything save for repetitive irritating shit about your dead-end life. nobody feels sorry for you-i'm glad you're poor, i'm glad you're single, i'm glad life gives whiners shit to whine about.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#163629 - 04/27/06 02:45 AM
Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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just give trying to have a personality a week, it'll change your life more than incarceration and dim career projects have. wait, you're lying about having a ba.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#163630 - 04/27/06 04:02 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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What guy would use pris as a screen name in the first place? 
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#163632 - 04/27/06 06:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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pris, smartt's tranny that blew him then leaped to its death off a building was more of a man than you.
you like brazil, you're obsessed with lifting weights, you grapple with men, dh lawrence used jiu-jitsu as the ultimate in sweaty homoeroticism and you're hooked on it now. you've obviously got absolutely no ability to speak to women.
in fact, i'm often reminded of michael jackson when i see your fear and discomfort about adult sexuality wanting to "pat pat" pornstars on the head and be nonsexual with them. t
so what i want to know is who molested you to make you this way? 
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#163633 - 04/27/06 02:50 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 44
Loc: Surrey BC
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lol, pris, did you go to Earl marriot or semi?
I didn't notice you were from my hometown.
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#163634 - 04/27/06 03:42 PM
Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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i'm going to put forth a challenge to you-you go the next week without posts containing
-charmaine
-jiu-jitsu/training/eating
-you went to college then prison now you're a security gaurd
-the words "pat pat" "pats padova on the head"
-that you are single
-asking porn chicks out to dinner hundres of miles away after telling them you have NO MONEY, NO GAME AND A CRIMINAL RECORD
that's it. if you can do that, you'll have bettered yourself as a poster and people
there are people here who have gone to college and plenty who didn't who would have breezed through.
i don't believe you did. don't bother arguing, i can't prove you didn't. i'm just right. psych's not astrophysics or english, but it still takes several long papers a semester and frankly, the euros on adt are several grade-levels above you in command of the english language.
the first dozen or three times we heard your sob stories about going to jail, maybe we thought "bummer". it's just pathetic now. you seem pathetic every time you mention you're a security gaurd and you don't have a girlfriend and WAAAAAAHHHHH.
this isn't the pris pity-party, if you want to continue to be viewed as a human version of a blind dog with two legs that just drags itself along the floor whimpering, just keep posting like your loins bleed every month. if you want to stop being a bitch, stop saying the same pitiful shit on repeat.
Whew, for a minute I thought he was complaining about my posts!
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#163635 - 04/27/06 03:48 PM
Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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ok, i'll put it in a way you can understand.
i assume you remember "saved by the bell"? maybe still laugh uncontrollably at it?
in life, like saved by the bell, social groups have their "screech"
you're "screech" but not funny to kids going puberty, let alone adults. you're currently an annoyance that nobody likes, not even the girls.
they think you're stupid and whiny and don't take you seriously. you're never going to get laid because you're essentially not a man.
James, thanks for the public service effort with pris, it was needed, but....Jesus dude, I am having a hard time reconciling you watching Saved By The Bell and knowing enough to use a Screech Analogy....
Hey Tiffany Theisen, Elizabeth Berkley, and Lark Vorhies were very bangable.
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#163645 - 04/28/06 09:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9196
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Pris, let me try and sum this up for you neatly(Willie D knows what I'm talking about)....
Have A Take And Don't Suck. That means if your going to post, post something worth reading. The only thing you have to do is not suck.
 Rack him! Now, 'splain to me why Kerwin in Rivertucky was invited back? Almost as useless as "Chris" Everett, or Jim in Fall River's donkey. 
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#163646 - 04/28/06 09:48 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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This was the best forward pass of Jim Everett's career.
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#163647 - 04/28/06 11:20 PM
Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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This was the best forward pass of Jim Everett's career.
Until reality TV can top this they need to stop.
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#163649 - 04/30/06 03:19 PM
Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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ya your lame becuz if it aint a porn chick then we are dudes wackin to your pathetic post. whatever
Jesus Christ, was third grade grammer really that hard for you? Now I have to go download the dipshit extension to Firefox to read what you posted.
It won't help, I understand he coded the dipshit extensions.
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#163651 - 05/05/06 04:18 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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they think you're stupid and whiny and don't take you seriously. you're never going to get laid because you're essentially not a man.
James, thanks for the public service effort with pris, it was needed, but....
I too would like to thank James for his valiant effort. Sadly, board history has shown that attempts to reform irritating posters are pointless, and only serve to accelerate their decline.
It's like trying to make something that's idiot proof, it can't be done, they just keep making better idiots.
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