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#163612 - 04/26/06 10:37 PM pris-i'm here to help you.
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'm going to put forth a challenge to you-you go the next week without posts containing

-charmaine
-jiu-jitsu/training/eating
-you went to college then prison now you're a security gaurd
-the words "pat pat" "pats padova on the head"
-that you are single
-asking porn chicks out to dinner hundres of miles away after telling them you have NO MONEY, NO GAME AND A CRIMINAL RECORD
that's it. if you can do that, you'll have bettered yourself as a poster and people

there are people here who have gone to college and plenty who didn't who would have breezed through.

i don't believe you did. don't bother arguing, i can't prove you didn't. i'm just right. psych's not astrophysics or english, but it still takes several long papers a semester and frankly, the euros on adt are several grade-levels above you in command of the english language.

the first dozen or three times we heard your sob stories about going to jail, maybe we thought "bummer". it's just pathetic now. you seem pathetic every time you mention you're a security gaurd and you don't have a girlfriend and WAAAAAAHHHHH.

this isn't the pris pity-party, if you want to continue to be viewed as a human version of a blind dog with two legs that just drags itself along the floor whimpering, just keep posting like your loins bleed every month. if you want to stop being a bitch, stop saying the same pitiful shit on repeat.
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#163613 - 04/26/06 11:07 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Crap! I know we're not supposed to use emoticons in the Cage, but...

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#163614 - 04/26/06 11:18 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
well, I dont believe i have to answer to your requests since your not a mod

And I do have the docs to prove that i went to school.I dont think it was too hard but then again i wasnt working 40 hours a week

I have a diploma in criminology and then a BA. A pardon for a criminal record. You want me to mail it to you?

pm an address /

I went to university not college?

And some of those posts are old things have changed i do have 3200 in the bank now and only owe 8200 on my student loans(last year i owed 30k). Im saving to take radiology but Ill have to upgrade my highschool maths and sciences since i dont have em--

what exactly am i allowed to talk about i dont watch porn movies?

Im not sure what to talk about accept stuff that interests me..ie. cooking, sports,

And lastly, no i wont stop talking about the beautiful charmaine since she is pretty-

If you dont want me to post then just ban me simple as that/

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#163615 - 04/26/06 11:22 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Fine...insinuate my "mod" status into james' post...now answer.

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#163616 - 04/26/06 11:28 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
answer what there nothing to say ?

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#163617 - 04/26/06 11:37 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
You said
Quote:

well, I dont believe i have to answer to your requests since your not a mod




I'm a mod, substitute my mod-ness into james' request that you honor his challenge, or consider it my own, since I think your posts have gotten weaker and weaker, as well.

Bring along W. Hyde, if you'd like a companion.

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#163618 - 04/26/06 11:38 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i'm trying to help you help yourself. i'm not interested in trying to verify whatever you send me by calling a bunch of canadian universities and continuing ed programs asking for answers they're not going to disclose.

i can't ban you and i wouldn't bother if i could. the goal here was to make you less pathetic-every post you make is so devoid of humor, intelligence or value to the rest of the thread.

they're just faggy little whines. do you speak in a constant whine? waaaaaa!
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#163619 - 04/26/06 11:39 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
pris Offline
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Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
well just outline your rules and stuff im not sure what to say?


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#163620 - 04/26/06 11:45 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
ok, i'll put it in a way you can understand.

i assume you remember "saved by the bell"? maybe still laugh uncontrollably at it?

in life, like saved by the bell, social groups have their "screech"

you're "screech" but not funny to kids going puberty, let alone adults. you're currently an annoyance that nobody likes, not even the girls.

they think you're stupid and whiny and don't take you seriously. you're never going to get laid because you're essentially not a man.
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#163621 - 04/26/06 11:50 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
pris Offline
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Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
im a very good looking guy what can i say?

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#163622 - 04/26/06 11:51 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

ok, i'll put it in a way you can understand.

i assume you remember "saved by the bell"? maybe still laugh uncontrollably at it?

in life, like saved by the bell, social groups have their "screech"

you're "screech" but not funny to kids going puberty, let alone adults. you're currently an annoyance that nobody likes, not even the girls.

they think you're stupid and whiny and don't take you seriously. you're never going to get laid because you're essentially not a man.




James, thanks for the public service effort with pris, it was needed, but....Jesus dude, I am having a hard time reconciling you watching Saved By The Bell and knowing enough to use a Screech Analogy....
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#163623 - 04/26/06 11:52 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
why should they take me seriously Im not in the porn industry and i dont watch em?

now for the official pris rules ? Should i just stick with porn--i dont watch it and dont know too much about the in and outs ?

And how come there is not a section for technical ascpects of porn for people who want to work behind the scene?



Edited by pris (04/26/06 11:56 PM)

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#163624 - 04/27/06 12:15 AM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:


what exactly am i allowed to talk about i dont watch porn movies?

Im not sure what to talk about accept stuff that interests me..ie. cooking, sports,





Maybe herein lies the problem. If you don't watch porn its a bit odd to post on a porn discussion board.


+1 about Charmaine
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#163625 - 04/27/06 01:29 AM Re: pris-i'm here to help you. *DELETED*
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#163626 - 04/27/06 01:43 AM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
link doesnt work gia

And if i have to stop talking about my personal life then you guys and gals have to stop talking about yours too

No porn stuff, porn business related to porn or sexual stuff...no lesbianism, dp, films, bios, drugs, booze, parties, shoots, no pics, no sexual avies, no swearing, no content at all related to your lives, remove sexual avies, anything sexual, no talk about your personal relationships, no talk about hooking up with chicks, no industry dialogue, no fighting on the board, no more putting other people down, no pms with sexual content or talk about industry stuff mention in the above--also no pics of yourselvs or other porn people, no instant graemlins either, remove porn links

applies to all your accounts(you got to agree then list all your accounts and your ips)

As i see it you guys are addicted to sex

And lastly, i want to go in the penalty box with a canucks shirt, hockey stick(right handed one) and black helm


Dan account: pris --i official agree to the stuff that is listed above-

Soon as you agree then we can get rolling


Edited by pris (04/27/06 01:49 AM)

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#163627 - 04/27/06 02:31 AM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
that was the most illogical thing i've ever read. are you dull, boy? not everyone here gets along, but some of us enjoy discussing a spectrum of shit, often outside porn.

do i need to use cave-paintings to get this point across? nobody likes you, your posts go ignored or returned with insult even when you say something as non-confrontational as "i had a protein shake and like gen".

you've just been saying the drippiest garbage that's ALWAYS some sort of plea for attention in a depressingly self-deprecating way there's really nobody i can think of who's seems to like you. if you're disliked and not interested in the subject, why the fuck are you here?

you haven't done anything to deserve the box, you're just a drag with nothing at all to say about anything save for repetitive irritating shit about your dead-end life. nobody feels sorry for you-i'm glad you're poor, i'm glad you're single, i'm glad life gives whiners shit to whine about.
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#163628 - 04/27/06 02:34 AM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
agree or disagree but you got to all agree or i wont

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#163629 - 04/27/06 02:45 AM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
just give trying to have a personality a week, it'll change your life more than incarceration and dim career projects have. wait, you're lying about having a ba.
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#163630 - 04/27/06 04:02 AM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
What guy would use pris as a screen name in the first place?
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#163631 - 04/27/06 05:44 AM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Pris, I promise to feel sorry for you, if you commit suicide. Stupid is a genetic condition and I can't stand the thought of you passing it on. Might as well do it, doesn't sound like you have too much to live for anyway.


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#163632 - 04/27/06 06:49 AM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
pris, smartt's tranny that blew him then leaped to its death off a building was more of a man than you.

you like brazil, you're obsessed with lifting weights, you grapple with men, dh lawrence used jiu-jitsu as the ultimate in sweaty homoeroticism and you're hooked on it now. you've obviously got absolutely no ability to speak to women.

in fact, i'm often reminded of michael jackson when i see your fear and discomfort about adult sexuality wanting to "pat pat" pornstars on the head and be nonsexual with them. t

so what i want to know is who molested you to make you this way?
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#163633 - 04/27/06 02:50 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
filth Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 44
Loc: Surrey BC
lol, pris, did you go to Earl marriot or semi?

I didn't notice you were from my hometown.






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#163634 - 04/27/06 03:42 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

i'm going to put forth a challenge to you-you go the next week without posts containing

-charmaine
-jiu-jitsu/training/eating
-you went to college then prison now you're a security gaurd
-the words "pat pat" "pats padova on the head"
-that you are single
-asking porn chicks out to dinner hundres of miles away after telling them you have NO MONEY, NO GAME AND A CRIMINAL RECORD
that's it. if you can do that, you'll have bettered yourself as a poster and people

there are people here who have gone to college and plenty who didn't who would have breezed through.

i don't believe you did. don't bother arguing, i can't prove you didn't. i'm just right. psych's not astrophysics or english, but it still takes several long papers a semester and frankly, the euros on adt are several grade-levels above you in command of the english language.

the first dozen or three times we heard your sob stories about going to jail, maybe we thought "bummer". it's just pathetic now. you seem pathetic every time you mention you're a security gaurd and you don't have a girlfriend and WAAAAAAHHHHH.

this isn't the pris pity-party, if you want to continue to be viewed as a human version of a blind dog with two legs that just drags itself along the floor whimpering, just keep posting like your loins bleed every month. if you want to stop being a bitch, stop saying the same pitiful shit on repeat.




Whew, for a minute I thought he was complaining about my posts!
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#163635 - 04/27/06 03:48 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

Quote:

ok, i'll put it in a way you can understand.

i assume you remember "saved by the bell"? maybe still laugh uncontrollably at it?

in life, like saved by the bell, social groups have their "screech"

you're "screech" but not funny to kids going puberty, let alone adults. you're currently an annoyance that nobody likes, not even the girls.

they think you're stupid and whiny and don't take you seriously. you're never going to get laid because you're essentially not a man.




James, thanks for the public service effort with pris, it was needed, but....Jesus dude, I am having a hard time reconciling you watching Saved By The Bell and knowing enough to use a Screech Analogy....




Hey Tiffany Theisen, Elizabeth Berkley, and Lark Vorhies were very bangable.
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#163636 - 04/27/06 03:51 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

Pris, I promise to feel sorry for you, if you commit suicide. Stupid is a genetic condition and I can't stand the thought of you passing it on. Might as well do it, doesn't sound like you have too much to live for anyway.






http://www.darwinawards.com

<----Not to offer suggestions.
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#163637 - 04/27/06 04:15 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:


Hey Tiffany Theisen, Elizabeth Berkley, and Lark Vorhies were very bangable.




What do you mean were?
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#163638 - 04/27/06 04:24 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

Quote:


Hey Tiffany Theisen, Elizabeth Berkley, and Lark Vorhies were very bangable.




What do you mean were?




I meant for when "Saved By the Bell" was on the air, as for being the only reason to watch it. I was not saying that they are not bangable, I was saying that there was no other reason to watch that show (and even with the girls still not much reason.)

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#163639 - 04/27/06 05:48 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
SabrinaLuvsBooks Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/06
Posts: 84
illogical? is this porn board suppose to be logical? thats gay. just pick on me instead of pris cuz this is stupid. i live off of my mom and dad because i can and i dont date guys i just fuck them... i will only wear designer clothes. pick on me lol

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#163640 - 04/27/06 07:30 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
pitchshifty Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/12/05
Posts: 100
Quote:

illogical? is this porn board suppose to be logical? thats gay. just pick on me instead of pris cuz this is stupid. i live off of my mom and dad because i can and i dont date guys i just fuck them... i will only wear designer clothes. pick on me lol




nevermind. It's too easy.
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#163641 - 04/27/06 07:37 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

illogical? is this porn board suppose to be logical? thats gay. just pick on me instead of pris cuz this is stupid. i live off of my mom and dad because i can and i dont date guys i just fuck them... i will only wear designer clothes. pick on me lol



Yea ok dude, whatever you say.




Pris, let me try and sum this up for you neatly(Willie D knows what I'm talking about)....

Have A Take And Don't Suck. That means if your going to post, post something worth reading. The only thing you have to do is not suck.
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#163642 - 04/27/06 10:07 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
SabrinaLuvsBooks Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/06
Posts: 84
you are just trying to be hard like jamesn gia and bornyo even willie

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#163643 - 04/28/06 06:00 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

you are just trying to be hard like jamesn gia and bornyo even willie



No, its just your entire schtick is a guy sitting behind a computer pretending to be a girl. Pretty Lame.
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#163644 - 04/28/06 06:17 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
SabrinaLuvsBooks Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/06
Posts: 84
ya your lame becuz if it aint a porn chick then we are dudes wackin to your pathetic post. whatever

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#163645 - 04/28/06 09:12 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:


Pris, let me try and sum this up for you neatly(Willie D knows what I'm talking about)....

Have A Take And Don't Suck. That means if your going to post, post something worth reading. The only thing you have to do is not suck.



Rack him! Now, 'splain to me why Kerwin in Rivertucky was invited back? Almost as useless as "Chris" Everett, or Jim in Fall River's donkey.


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#163646 - 04/28/06 09:48 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:






This was the best forward pass of Jim Everett's career.

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#163647 - 04/28/06 11:20 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:






This was the best forward pass of Jim Everett's career.




Until reality TV can top this they need to stop.

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#163648 - 04/29/06 01:15 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

ya your lame becuz if it aint a porn chick then we are dudes wackin to your pathetic post. whatever



Jesus Christ, was third grade grammer really that hard for you? Now I have to go download the dipshit extension to Firefox to read what you posted.
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#163649 - 04/30/06 03:19 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

Quote:

ya your lame becuz if it aint a porn chick then we are dudes wackin to your pathetic post. whatever



Jesus Christ, was third grade grammer really that hard for you? Now I have to go download the dipshit extension to Firefox to read what you posted.




It won't help, I understand he coded the dipshit extensions.
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#163650 - 05/01/06 01:08 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Quote:

they think you're stupid and whiny and don't take you seriously. you're never going to get laid because you're essentially not a man.



James, thanks for the public service effort with pris, it was needed, but....




I too would like to thank James for his valiant effort. Sadly, board history has shown that attempts to reform irritating posters are pointless, and only serve to accelerate their decline.
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#163651 - 05/05/06 04:18 PM Re: pris-i'm here to help you.
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

they think you're stupid and whiny and don't take you seriously. you're never going to get laid because you're essentially not a man.



James, thanks for the public service effort with pris, it was needed, but....




I too would like to thank James for his valiant effort. Sadly, board history has shown that attempts to reform irritating posters are pointless, and only serve to accelerate their decline.




It's like trying to make something that's idiot proof, it can't be done, they just keep making better idiots.
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