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#163475 - 04/25/06 11:01 AM This Happened Last Night
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Registered: 01/12/05
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I was at a friends house sitting by the balcony when we noticed two couples, both yuppies, going off to an event. The two guys were dressed in tuxedo's and the girls had evening wear so we gathered it was something pretty important however they were behaving a little rowdy. We didn't pay too much attention to it- just a couple of yuppies off to town. Maybe I mentioned something or my friend said something but that was it.
Four or so hours later these guys return drunk as skunks. They're dropped off by a mini-bus and when I say dropped off- I mean thrown by the curb. One guy is on the street trying to wake up laughing his ass off the other guy is half naked (shirt off-pants down) and he seemed to be trying to pull out his dick. The two girls didn't seem as drunk, they kinda just started walking to the house laughing. The first guy (who wasn't half naked) wakes up and starts to follow the girls into the house trying to touch their asses as the second guy lays on the street jerking off. The mini-bus driver is trying to drive off so he keeps inching closer and closer to this guy whose on the ground trying to scare him enough so he can roll outta the way, but he's just jerking off. Another girl, this time asian (who wasn't part of this couple) races out of the house naked and jumps ontop of the guy on the ground and rolls him out of the way as the mini-bus tears out of the neighbourhood. They laid on the ground for a while before they decided to go back inside.
I think I left my friends house at 5am this morning. We spent the rest of the night watching Preditor. I thought the asian girl had a hot body, but one of the other girls from the original couple was smoking.



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#163476 - 04/25/06 11:38 AM Re: This Happened Last Night
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Registered: 10/29/03
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I was at a friends house sitting by the balcony when we noticed two couples, both yuppies, going off to an event. The two guys were dressed in tuxedo's and the girls had evening wear so we gathered it was something pretty important however they were behaving a little rowdy. We didn't pay too much attention to it- just a couple of yuppies off to town. Maybe I mentioned something or my friend said something but that was it.
Four or so hours later these guys return drunk as skunks. They're dropped off by a mini-bus and when I say dropped off- I mean thrown by the curb. One guy is on the street trying to wake up laughing his ass off the other guy is half naked (shirt off-pants down) and he seemed to be trying to pull out his dick. The two girls didn't seem as drunk, they kinda just started walking to the house laughing. The first guy (who wasn't half naked) wakes up and starts to follow the girls into the house trying to touch their asses as the second guy lays on the street jerking off. The mini-bus driver is trying to drive off so he keeps inching closer and closer to this guy whose on the ground trying to scare him enough so he can roll outta the way, but he's just jerking off. Another girl, this time asian (who wasn't part of this couple) races out of the house naked and jumps ontop of the guy on the ground and rolls him out of the way as the mini-bus tears out of the neighbourhood. They laid on the ground for a while before they decided to go back inside.
I think I left my friends house at 5am this morning. We spent the rest of the night watching Preditor. I thought the asian girl had a hot body, but one of the other girls from the original couple was smoking.





Smoking crack?
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#163477 - 04/25/06 04:27 PM Re: This Happened Last Night
loopnode Offline
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Smoking crack?




Actually, bone marrow.
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#163478 - 04/25/06 11:17 PM Re: This Happened Last Night
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Registered: 05/29/04
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If this were in Utah, i would definately be sending the missionaries over there.
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#163479 - 04/25/06 11:30 PM Re: This Happened Last Night
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
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"You're one ugly motherfucker..." Predator, classic movie.

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#163480 - 04/25/06 11:37 PM Re: This Happened Last Night
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Did they have masks? Did it appear to be some type of Eyes Wide Shut scenerio?
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