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See? Everybody wants to be black when they turn on the radio or while they be watchin the game or when they pull out they dick in the mens room(you know your ass don't need to stand that far back from the urinal)but, I want to see your ass tryin to be black when that squad car cuts across three lines of traffic to slid in behind you.That's right turn up the rap music when you look in the mirror and see that bitch runnin your tags.I'm just sayin,stay wit the ebonics when that muthafucca come slidin up to your window wit his gun all unsnapped and his hand twitchin right next to it.
Then come hollar at me

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Augh! Now I know my problem, I've been listening to Blues, Soul, R&B not Rap, and I just don't do Ebonics well!

I could perhaps muster a "Fo Sho" or a "Say What?" maybe even a "Yo Dog" but that's about it, and I live just North of Detroit.

I must be really pathetic, when I'm working with black guys they don't use Ebonics at all, I guess they think I don't understand.

I don't want to have to join the Aryan Brotherhood or KKK they all got bad teeth, drink piss beer, favor inbreeding and vote Republican! I'd sooner learn the "Shizzle Fizzle" speak than depend on "Yucks," "Y'alls" and "Yeps."

I will double up on watching "Def Poetry Jam."