today i got shut out of scavenging lunch from any of the conference rooms so i decided to go across the street for a couple of those chipwich icecream deals. on the way back in, i realized i was going to die of scurvy so i stopped in the yuppie cafe to buy some apples assuming fruit cancels ice cream out.

at the register, there was a black kid, maybe 20ish, semi-thugged out in street clothes. i realized he was purchasing one of those yogurt parfait deals with straberries mixed in and some kind of pre-made sandwich on a demi-ficelle.

do black people eat yogurt? i've never heard of this happening, especially with large chunks of fruit mixed in and a sandwich with bread a white shark can't bite through.

i'm worried youthful indiscretion with drug experimentation has caught up to me like nancy reagan warned.