this is the funniest thing i have ever read for some reason.
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i went ahead earlier and fucked a niggette from around the way in her anus. This bitch is so dumb that i after i busted my nuts up in her large intestine i told her she was gonna have a baby. True to my thinking the bitch just called me and told me she gave birth to a little nigga. She walking around with a log of shit in a blanky. She named the child shakwan. she still trying to figure out why he so stinky.

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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits