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#163216 - 04/23/06 08:23 PM Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	Wicked director David Stanley writes "...thursday, around 3 in the morning, i'm blogging about how i want to kill myself. i have had a huge fight with my neighbor, gotten some disappointing news from work, and been smoking too much pot, and watching "hostel" waaay too much. i had slashed open my hand so awful that the muscle popped up in between the skin flap, as if i was squeezing it between my fingers, and white, maggot-brained little nodes and a severed nerve took a shot to wave to me and say hello... blood is spurting, orgeysering everywhere, spattin' the new copy of the LA Weekly, the one with Luke Ford on the cover . . . hitting the floor, flying all over the white shirt I bought in Chicago with Ally. ...they sent me over to the Northridge Medical Center to meet with a team of skilled psycho-analysts and social workers. So i went there, to the most depressing hospital waiting room I've ever been to. And I waited. Six hours." Wow, what a winner. Why can't people just step in front of a train or something. While I've had a close friend take her own life, this combination of a half-assed effort mixed with a whinning post describing his failure reeks of loser pathos. What an idiot. Ashley, what the fuck were you thinking to let this moron fuck you for free? _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#163217 - 04/23/06 08:31 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	Northridge Medical Center has a unique Psyche Ward so-to-speak, whatever they call it there. The old tile in the hospital screams deadly mold growing in the grout. I wonder how many of the loopy patients are wigging out cuz they're late on their meds thinking the mold is freshly grown mushrooms that does their body good. Fuckin tile munchers. I once knew a moron who's mother spent weeks at their facility and I think she lost it even more when she returned. She never ate her peanut butter sandwiches the same. sigh
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#163218 - 04/23/06 08:54 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	Gen, your familiarity with the psych ward scares me. And that's a little too much detail about the mold...does it still haunt your dreams? _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#163219 - 04/23/06 09:04 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	Only once in a while but I notice that it haunts me most when I sleep after eating brie. I keep forgetting to cut off the "harmless white mold" aka penicillium candidum... harmless my ass!!!
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#163220 - 04/23/06 09:05 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	Does that mean your pooper is still broke? _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#163221 - 04/23/06 09:09 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	If it don't look pretty then it's broken. Gia has a better "shit pussy" than I. It's beautiful in fact.
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#163222 - 04/23/06 09:18 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	the phrase "shit pussy" just ruins it for me. _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#163223 - 04/23/06 09:20 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	I'm amused by it. LOL Without Hillary it couldn't have ever been done I guess. Thank you, you sexy thang.
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#163224 - 04/24/06 01:07 AM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
El Kabong Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/29/04 Posts: 765 Loc: Tralfamadore	Quote: the phrase "shit pussy" just ruins it for me. I guess it beats "greasey shit palace". A phrase I heard in one of those old 1980's VCA vids. _________________________ meh.
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#163225 - 04/24/06 01:58 AM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: If it don't look pretty then it's broken. Gia has a better "shit pussy" than I. It's beautiful in fact. Thanks. I've always refered to it as my back-up pussy instead. Mason laughed her ass off the first time she heard me say it. Gen, whassup with the dead Cindy Sherman style avatar? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#163226 - 04/24/06 01:03 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	After doing my first pseudo-snuff film a few years ago, having mild make-up to my applied to my mug as if I got beaten to death with a few slits here and there, blood spurting everywhere, I found it really intriguing to look at. More so, just really liked the look. I don't just enjoy seeing an idea of what I'd look like dead by being brutally beaten and slashed but other too. Not that I'd make it a reality even some would think isn't such a bad idea. The halt to a brutal death looks peaceful.
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#163227 - 04/24/06 01:49 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	my nigga ju ju bee looked like that genny p photo after some niggas from around the way got they hands on him. Once again art imitates life. But back on topic. what kinda bitch ass nigga is this fool crying about suicide on myspace.com? This fool straight acting like a 16 year old bitch who just got dumped.
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#163228 - 04/24/06 02:12 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
christianxxx Pervert Registered: 07/05/05 Posts: 2134 Loc: Los Angeles, CA	i think nikki hunter actually told hillary about calling it a shit pussy...but I could be wrong _________________________ My Clips 4 Sale Store
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#163229 - 04/24/06 03:37 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
willysgirls Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/21/06 Posts: 78 Loc: LA	Quote: i think nikki hunter actually told hillary about calling it a shit pussy...but I could be wrong "shit pussy", "backup pussy", are nice words. I have to come back more often to learn better english. Thanks boys and girls.
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#163230 - 04/24/06 04:48 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	i went ahead earlier and fucked a niggette from around the way in her anus. This bitch is so dumb that i after i busted my nuts up in her large intestine i told her she was gonna have a baby. True to my thinking the bitch just called me and told me she gave birth to a little nigga. She walking around with a log of shit in a blanky. She named the child shakwan. she still trying to figure out why he so stinky.
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#163231 - 04/24/06 05:44 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
Bad_Bad Bukkake Boy Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 624	Quote: i went ahead earlier and fucked a niggette from around the way in her anus. This bitch is so dumb that i after i busted my nuts up in her large intestine i told her she was gonna have a baby. True to my thinking the bitch just called me and told me she gave birth to a little nigga. She walking around with a log of shit in a blanky. She named the child shakwan. she still trying to figure out why he so stinky. That's poetry! _________________________ The only thing I have to look forward to is a terminal illness. Killer Rabbit
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#163232 - 05/22/06 05:55 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	this is the funniest thing i have ever read for some reason. Quote: i went ahead earlier and fucked a niggette from around the way in her anus. This bitch is so dumb that i after i busted my nuts up in her large intestine i told her she was gonna have a baby. True to my thinking the bitch just called me and told me she gave birth to a little nigga. She walking around with a log of shit in a blanky. She named the child shakwan. she still trying to figure out why he so stinky. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#163233 - 05/22/06 05:59 PM Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: i went ahead earlier and fucked a niggette from around the way in her anus. This bitch is so dumb that i after i busted my nuts up in her large intestine i told her she was gonna have a baby. True to my thinking the bitch just called me and told me she gave birth to a little nigga. She walking around with a log of shit in a blanky. She named the child shakwan. she still trying to figure out why he so stinky. who could read this then deny the greatness of GUAPO?
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