I already said I don't like Bush, much less anything about his cock. Do you recall the Clinton years, when right-wing nutcases were stockpiling guns, buying cabins in Montana, and complaining about black helicopters? You are the the left-wing analog of this.

Bush is banning porn. Bush is destroying America. Bush is listening to my phone calls. Bush is turning America into an empire. Bush stole my bong. Bush and his oil buddies are conspiring to raise gas prices. Bush hates Black people. Bush makes foreigners hate America. Ad nauseum.

Did I hit all the cliches? Should I add one about the Bilderbergers or the Illuminati? Bush is not particularly competent, but a quick flashback to Carter's years should help you keep perspective.

If all else fails, you can enter a medically-induced coma until 1/20/09. If a Republican wins, you can extend it as long as you feel the need.