What's wrong with that hotdog bun?

@ tri...What's stopping you, homie? Tweet her or whatever. Laying your smoovest moves on her. I'm not even jerking your chain, like my ancestors did yours.

Barry the Pirate to the Trite One

Just tryin to help a brotha out.

"Dworkin and MacKinnon were full of shit, at the time, but it's hard to argue with the fact that I am aroused by predation against women."
-Rear Admiral aka a guy who would make a great college professor

"Bless you Frankie for all that you do."-jigaloo

This line busted me up. Diction, grammar, vocabulary, all perfect in the context of...sisters...eating each other out.

"The Stevens girls assiduously avoided direct contact with each others' vulvae."

-- Rear Admiral

"Two fuckin' beers ain't drinkin"

---Charin


http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...amp;#Post559550

"If you put an empty 40 oz to your ear, you can hear the ghetto."

-Ash Hollywood

"Every single one of you morons (the girls aside)!" -Perverted, on who belongs on the shit list.

"How big is Ramon, James Deen, Lexington Steele, or Mandingo? Or any other famous well known talent known for their size."-2savage

"@ perverted

You took the time to post a picture of a tranny AND you've never posted pictures of women before so go eat a big bag full of dicks."-nassim

"Everyone can kiss my ass" -Adam Carolla

She shouldn't sell herself short. I'm sure she'd do fine at saying something stupid.

"This guy has a really pretty face and great breasts, for a person born with man nipples."smelly monkey

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heh

"The tube sites killed the face fucking star."-charin

There was a self proclaimed escort who used to post here that said all the whores on the escort circuit called her Tater Reed.

thats one spud that wont make you pull the pud^.

Have2cit and Frankie Figgs on Tatum Reed

But I do see you requesting "suck. my. dick." It's nice to know you're clear on your priorities. Do you always prefer men or only when attempting to make come backs on line? Trying to get to know my fellow posters a little better.

cqd, ftw

"Everyone needs to back the fuck off. They have to deal with this on their own. I did not believe she could do something like this."

---Pipe Dream, self appointed spokesman for the Gay and Undead.

I do not want to start a precedent of imgs in lieu of real live quotes. Having said that:

1) Y'all illiterate anyway, and

2) In a democracy, the people get what they deserve. Appropos of this, and in full Fwoofie Woffie Swing, You Gets This:

That's not real.

And that's how the meth fell onto the baby's hair.

-- Gia Jordan

"Why are you so jaded?"

--Gian Jerkins

"I want to cut my own head off and walk around like a pirate."

~random dumb porn whore

Random. Idiocy.

"The MILF whore at the desk when I dropped off my mortgage payment. Probably 50, bleach blonde, sluttish perfume, great nails and jewelry, black slacks and DDs crammed into a long sleeved white sweater. On a 95 degree day. I honestly came home and pleasured myself to the thought of the degrading things I'd put her through if given a chance."-barry the pirate

"I'd rather watch some people overdose during the KSEX games than watch the Olympics." -Jigaloo

Mason Moore tweeting the sonogram of her unborn baby today:

"Who knew he'd have a big wiener just like his daddy!"

lol is she gonna ended up coming back to porn after she pops out the kid?

Holy fuck! I had to cup my balls to make sure they didn't fall off, because I laughed so hard when I read that.

"Fuck me like you're never going to see me again because there's a high likelihood that's what's gonna happen."

Gianna Michaels

"I really liked the "The Wild Bunch." It's a movie about a gang of dudes who just steal shit and shoot motherfuckers they don't like."

~Random Internet Movie Critic

awesome!

Gianna's a good good girl.

"Whenever it says "funniest thing since Spinal Tap", run the fuck the other way."

--Barry The Pirate

not bad for a delusional stealer of broadband dope smoker

"This place looks like a sexual warzone."

~Tory Lane

JB: "Shush, wee fascisti, I just gave you license. Don't fuck it up."

This is amusing.

As it was meant to be.

"I love uncircumcised penis, yea i said it...Who doesn't like opening presents???"-maddy o riley

i couldnt make up my mind,so heres another quote of the day.

"there's a lot of dumb computer shit that i need to learn but i've been putting it off because it's boring. we're talking basic stuff here."-gia jordan


"Turn on webcam. Take a step backwards. Turn around. Bend over. Your welcome"-jerkules

"If he sued her for more than $40 she'd be homeless. If he really wanted to cause her problems he would buy Franzia and stop distributing it within the USA."-jigaloo

"There's a big difference between a man and a woman saying, 'I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie.'" -- Brandon Tuschak