If his other wasn't so good, I'da made it my sig.

There's a difference in scent between dark and light girls. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, or as an insult. It's just the truth.

"I almost Googled it too. It doesn't sound real. Is it a like a suburb of Vatican City? They produce a great ass, wherever it is."-barry in response to some nice spanish asses.

"A porn girl doing g/g only is like getting a pit bull as a guard dog without teeth."

-Heather Pink's boyfriend

"Humor isn't a suitcase pimp's strong suit"

-My girlfriend's boyfriend

"Cage Mafia, ha ha ha. Internet gangs are gayer than double vag."-

Jerkules.

Thank you tatty

Knox, here's my homerun thread, as voted by my peers. Suck it piss boy.

Strange thing is, there did used to be a "cage mafia" which is about as relevant today as the real mafia is now. In other words not very, but it doesn't make it less real.

That's not hitting a homerun, homo. That's just asking a question and letting us men talk. Listen to yourself.

What fucking question? I was laughing at the thought of a Cage Mafia. Feel free to browse this thread and read the other posts of mine that members felt were worth recognition. Maybe you'll learn something, kid.

Nothing to learn from you accept what it's like to never get laid but I don't want to ruin this popular thread.

"Hahaha. I used to know this guy my friend bought coke from. He always had tranny porn dvds playing. I asked him, "You're into tranny porn?" He made sure to correct me, "No. Only when I'm high."

Turns out, throughout life, I've met SEVERAL guys like that. "Only when I'm high." "-gia jordan

"Kim Kardashian is so foul and I hope the whole family dies in a fiery plane crash like Lynard Skinnard so my daughter doesn't have to know who they are."

-my friend Chilled Stoli

That would be nice. Won't work, tho. My kid knows who Skynyrd is.

Plus technically only two members of Skynard died in that crash. Just a bad spin of the roulette wheel that one of them was their lead singer and the guy that wrote all their songs.

Actually 3. Cassie Gaines was a backup singer. Allen Collins never really came back from it. It took a long time, but they really have made a great comeback. I doubt they're in the Hall of Fame tho. Luckily LL Cool J is. Totally makes up for it.

Yeah I knew Cassie Gaines died too but she was just a backup singer, she wasn't part of the band. She never got any royalties off their albums. The Honkettes weren't really any different than session musicians.

"I have trouble accepting the idea that Hitler was a vegetarian. He just didn’t seem that pushy." -Jim Goad

Stay strong, Parakeet. - Barry the Pirate

Grassyass. Do I have an Amazon wishlist?

"Fuck'em if they can't take a joke Frankie. Post all the bbw titties you want ! It's all good ! First amendment: The pursuit of titties and all."-backdoorman

"If nothing else this thread has made it abundantly clear that Figgs would fuck the Goodyear blimp if you bolted a couple of tits on it."-the unknown pervert

"We've got more wood than Mandingo can handle!"-generizer

i do not do anal cream pies. spiegler girls do not do anal cream pies. end of discussion.

-- Dana DeArmond

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And a tip of the hat to cqd (scroll below) for the Intro English Lit lesson and pointing out how easy it is to find results for Dana Dearmond Anal Cream Pie using "www.letmegooglethatforyou.com"

End of discussion. For the record. Deluded attention whores.

It took me about one minute to find one. Is your google broken?

Also, you might want to google the expression "begs the question" as you are using it improperly. It does not mean what you think it means.

Sonofabitch. You're right.

Careful there nassim . You're starting to earn a modicum of my respect. :-)

"Adriano needs to fuck some hetero back in er'."-fartz

"You guys are like reverse vampires. Love the sunlight, bathed in silver chains and dowsed in garlic. Oh, and you all love crosses"" -My buddy Lee, to some filthy fucking wop.

th^t's fucken brilliant.

And from that same thread.

$10 says some dude's gonna make a cum shot montage of her to Candle in the Wind.-Cum Stains

This cracked me up.

"If vagina is the gold standard of this forum than penis is the Zimbabwean dollar of XPT."--nassim

Steezo, FTW.

"According to wikipedia, Velvet Rose excelled at languages in school and went to college in Germany.

Triple major in French, Russian, and Greek?"-nassim

" I now Understand why you hate Adriano.
Because Mike's out there with his "tiny" dick having sex with the hottest women on this planet... and you're at home with your 50 inch dong getting frustrated because you can't find a big enough sock to jerk off into."-razmine on gaydt to a disgruntled adriano fan experiencing penis envy

"Why did he choose red for the high density color? It makes it seems like black people are some kind of cancer/infection that is spreading. Culturally, red is associated with caution and danger. In contrast places with very low black populations are yellow and green. Colors for "go", "ok", "saftey"." - Tritone

After a while, the question becomes: "Quit while we're ahead?"

“I don’t know if you are aware of xxxporntalk, but there is a stellar thread in the Cage forum entitled Hot and High, that you should check out.”

I’m aware of it. That and the “she’s dead inside” thread are why XPT is a hell-hole. -origen (fanboi fag), from LIB

"all this sandwich talk and cute chubby girls goes hand in hand."

--Figgs

yep, he hit that one out of the park.

NitneLiun, we speak your name.

just call me ballpark frank.

I love that gif.

lol that gifs new to me.