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The 'Gag Factor' scenario. Microphone on floor near UPSIDEDOWN peniley retch-beaten woman head. Cable runs from microphone to a small speaker inside a parakeet cage on the nightstand next to gag sofa. Every reactionary piston-fueled noise emitted by the woman causes the parakeet to flutter about in its cage in great alarm and agitation. Both parakeet and INVERTED head are onscreen at once, whether through split screen or framing mise en scene. Thanks.







that might be the funniest thing I ever read.
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