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#162905 - 04/22/06 11:14 PM The Phoenix Suns
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Bitches, the Suns will roll over the NBA life JeffMike on an accounts receivable outing.


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#162906 - 04/22/06 11:24 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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Bitches, the Suns will roll over the NBA life JeffMike on an accounts receivable outing.






I have to thank my lucky stars that Shawn Marion arrived in the valley the same year that I did. I don't know how far the Suns road will go this year, but at least they've owned the Fakers so far. Their strategy of letting the best rapist in basketball go buck-wild seems to work, for I don't think even the Zenmaster can conjure any magic out of that team. I'm praying for Kurt's foot to heal faster, because Tim Thomas is soft as Charmin.

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#162907 - 04/22/06 11:27 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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Kobe is averaging 42.5 PPG vs the suns this year


Kobe-->


but then again the rest of the Lakers will only score 9 more...
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#162908 - 04/22/06 11:37 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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John, I moved here in 1980, the lineup for the Suns was traitor Dennis Johnson, Kyle Macy, Alvan Adams, Truck Robinson and Sweet D.

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#162909 - 04/23/06 12:02 AM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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Word!

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#162910 - 04/23/06 02:46 AM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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Tim Thomas is soft as Charmin.




Dont get me started on Tim Thomas. I had to put up with this pathetic excuse of a basketball player here in Milwaukee. He had that one good playoff series, and then the Bucks doled out a huge contract and the guy just disappeared. That puke called himself "Notorious TIM"...what a fag.

Im not really a Suns fan, but I hope they smash the Lakers. I hate Kobe!!!
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#162911 - 04/23/06 02:20 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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I missed the drama and profound abstracted human struggle in sports due to torment in early childhood as a pansy by its prototypical practioners, so I can't appreciate. I'm emotionally prevented from doing so, even though intellerctually I see much of interest evident withoin the sports. But I fucking hate sports and am bored to tears by them. I'm also repulsed by the idiotic enthjusiasms of the fans of the sports. Sorry.


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#162912 - 04/23/06 03:37 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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Tim Thomas is soft as Charmin.




Dont get me started on Tim Thomas. I had to put up with this pathetic excuse of a basketball player here in Milwaukee. He had that one good playoff series, and then the Bucks doled out a huge contract and the guy just disappeared. That puke called himself "Notorious TIM"...what a fag.




Funny, my best friend down here is from Milwaukee and we've had this same conversation before, lol. They traded away Big Dog, Ray Allen, Cassell, and brought in Anthony Mason and left Thomas as the cornerstone. Ooops. "He'll break your heart" is the phrase that I know could be prophetic. He actually had a great game 1 today vs. the Lakers, but he can disappear as fast as a cake at Minion's house.

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#162913 - 04/23/06 03:48 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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You can put this one in the ol' deep freeze...Suns win! Suns win!

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#162914 - 04/23/06 04:09 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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for the first time this year i watched an NBA game, which happened to be lakers/suns and i was acually surprised that the lakers looked decent. All ive heard about is kobe 80 points this and kobe 50 points that but everyone on the team was scoring....

its nice that people that make 10 million dollars a year can share a ball with each other ...
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#162915 - 04/24/06 10:57 AM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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kyle macy just got fired a month ago! sucks for him.....
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#162916 - 04/28/06 09:54 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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Well, you could have called up Cotton Fitzsimmons' grave, and he'd tell you there is 0% chance of the Suns winning it all this year.

Holy shit...the Kings just beat Fat Antonio.

Anyway, back to the Suns...everyone in the Valley knew there might be a chance to go to the W.C. Finals if Amare wasn't there. But all's good. The Suns were the only pro team here when I moved to the Valley in 1980, so we love 'em even if they don't win the title. As perverted as it sounds, a lot of people in Phoenix will only really "celebrate" a pro sports league win when the Suns win it all, even though the D-backs won the World Series in 2001.

Now...how about Courtney Simpson cheering on Sun Devil baseball!!!!!!

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#162917 - 04/28/06 10:55 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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yeah im really not impressed, it as willies post that got me mildly interested in watching the lakers.....i think they are the better team....Luke Waltons not bad either...
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#162918 - 04/30/06 07:36 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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The Suns are on the verge of one of the better choke jobs in NBA playoff history.
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#162919 - 04/30/06 07:56 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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wow Kobe played well today.
he really, really earned his 20 million a year

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#162920 - 04/30/06 09:34 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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#162921 - 04/30/06 09:42 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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It looks like its going to be Clippers/Lakers in the next round. I wouldve got excited about this, but I just dont care about basketball as much as I used to.
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#162922 - 05/07/06 06:33 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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Fuck yes, motherfuckers. It doesn't get any sweeter than this.






And finally and deservedly so:


All this being said, the Clips are for real, yo. They're gonna be hard to beat with their huge inside players. I blew such a wad watching Kobe the Quitter get punked that it's all anti-climatic from here.

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#162923 - 05/07/06 07:22 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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The White guy with the trophy...is he the team owner or manager?


(Kidding, Willie D. I know he's a player.)

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#162924 - 05/07/06 07:52 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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I really thought the Suns were done...I dont know if it's so much as the Suns beat the Lakers, I think Kobe beat the Lakers. Im not saying the Lakers were the better team, but there were up comfortably 3-1, and Phil had never lost a first round match up, much less being up like they were...but ahhhh yes, Kobe's true colors shown through. Any comparisons made to MJ are flat out blasphemy. Kobe couldnt carry MJ's jock. Watching Kobe fold may be one of my sweetest sports memories.

Suns/Clips should be damn good. Flip a coin on this one.
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#162925 - 05/07/06 09:18 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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I got to go with the Clippers. They're the local team and Im supporting them. Fuckin' Lakers.
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#162926 - 05/07/06 10:24 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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Normally, I'd start in with some childish jokes, like "L.A. stands for Lost Again," or make fun of your resident rapist, or joke about your coach and the owner's daughter, or post a picture of Shaq. But all I'm gonna ask is, What the hell is Steve Nash doing making a porn scene?





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#162927 - 05/08/06 08:24 AM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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hey when did kobe get a shoe contract? i noticed he has nikes on
i know everyone dropped him when he raped that chick
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#162928 - 05/22/06 10:30 PM Suns Win! Suns Win!
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I got to go with the Clippers. They're the local team and Im supporting them. Fuckin' Lakers.





You can put this one in the ol' deep freeze...Suns win! Suns win!






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#162929 - 05/22/06 11:31 PM Re: Suns Win! Suns Win!
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Oh Hell yes! Shazam!

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#162930 - 05/23/06 10:46 PM Re: Suns Win! Suns Win!
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Quote:

Quote:

I got to go with the Clippers. They're the local team and Im supporting them. Fuckin' Lakers.





You can put this one in the ol' deep freeze...Suns win! Suns win!









I'm rooting for the Suns. Afterall, they beat the Clips in a hard fought 7 games. Fuck the Spurs.
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#162931 - 06/04/06 01:37 AM Re: Suns Win! Suns Win!
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Damned Mavericks! Good luck against Moon Over MyHammy.

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#162932 - 06/04/06 11:37 AM Re: Suns Win! Suns Win!
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Cheers to the Suns for sticking it in everyone's eye this year.

Next year . . . . .

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#162933 - 01/27/07 12:32 AM Re: Suns Win! Suns Win!
Willie D Offline

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Whooooeeeeeeeeee.....Suns win! Suns win! Suns win!


...and the fans went bananas.

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#162934 - 01/31/07 12:41 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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I just wanted to thank Canadian Steve Nash for his work this season. The rest of these guys are just niggers.

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#162935 - 01/31/07 01:00 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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I just wanted to thank Canadian Steve Nash for his work this season. The rest of these guys are just niggers.



Canada's rascist checking in, I knew you were a scumbag. A great sports heritage you have. Both of your favorite sports heros don't live in Canada anymore, they don't get paid in Canadian money and they don't fuck Canadian women. Canada can't support baseball teams, hoops teams, they even abandoned their pro hockey teams. Canada is the Iowa of the civilized world: you might be from there, but you want to get the hell out as soon as you can.

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#162936 - 05/03/07 10:40 PM Re: Suns Win! Suns Win!
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Whooooeeeeeeeeee.....Suns win! Suns win! Suns win!


...and the fans went bananas.



Kobe who?

You know your team has no chance when the half of the radio jocks on XTRA570 don't think they can win.

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#162937 - 05/04/07 12:27 AM Re: Suns Win! Suns Win!
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I don't follow the NBA, but I'm glad that whiney bitch blowhard Mark Cuban's team lost.

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#162938 - 05/04/07 06:46 AM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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Registered: 02/01/06
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Almost all of Canada's major cities have sports franchises. Many of them do quite well. So I don't know how you get off saying Canada can't support teams like the Leafs, the Flames, the Oilers, the Canadiens, etc. All of these teams have rabid fan followings. Even the Raptors sell out every game and make noise in the playoffs. The Jays, not so much, but they are building a stronger team each year, backed by Rogers, which is a huge Canadian company. Despite your tired Canada bashing efforts, I would never move to the United States. I'll take a city like Vancouver over some smoggy, over-populated Los Angeles anyday. You bitch about how the Canadian players are paid in American coin when they go and play for an American team. That doesn't tell me that Canadian teams can't pay out big salaries, but that the Americans just lack the athletic talent, which is evidenced year after year in many sports. That is why you have guys like Steve Nash and Sidney Crosby ripping up your market. This has been an in your face moment brought to you by kneegrow.

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#162939 - 05/04/07 09:09 AM Re: The Phoenix Suns
Willie D Offline

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Way to take a whole year to respond. Reset your sundial, douchebag.

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#162940 - 05/15/07 09:11 AM Re: The Phoenix Suns
Willie D Offline

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Add Robert Whorry to the list of Fan Antonio thugs, with Broce Bowen and Mahu Ginboili.

BTW, is there still a playoff series going on in the Eastern Conference?

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#162941 - 05/15/07 07:45 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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Way to take a whole year to respond. Reset your sundial, douchebag.




this is probably the post of the year, and phoenix pulling out that game 4 when i had them 3.5 has earned them my undying loyalty for the rest of this run.

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#162942 - 05/15/07 10:52 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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The Suns copped two bullshit suspensions, however.
The Spurs are a dirty old team trying to hang on to their glory days with as many slaps, stiff-arms, and nut-shots as the league will let them get away with.

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#162943 - 05/15/07 11:08 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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Motherfukkin, w00t!

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#162944 - 10/11/07 01:48 PM Re: The Phoenix Suns
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Re-rockin' this thread, with Kobe-gate in full swing in L.A. this afternoon. Well, at least it's not just about the Pac-10, dirty sex jokes and stupid movies from the 80s.



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