The evolution of this thread is

I think I've got this down:

1. Khan Tusion is Pariah
2. Pariah looks like Christian, ergo Christian is Khan's brother.
3. 'damanged' used to be 'smut fiend,' or rather 'Smutmutant,' I mean, that's no stretch, right?
4. Therefore damaged is HillaryScott's 'shit pussy.'
5. In between her psychoses, Padova is Khan's daughter, and is also Ronnie JamesDio's niece.
6. Therefore Khan and Dio are related, which may explain a few things, and Padova probably prefers Sabbath over Zep.