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I think it would taste better if it was smoked or dipped into liquid smoke.

I was eating french fries a while ago and I realized that the fries were not made in France! So this gave me the idea: take some 5-star French chef from France and make his make some french fries in France. Then once the fries are done, place them in a special thermosphere(round box with inner foil lining) and then place the loaded thermosphere into an ICBM and launch that thing into the desired location. When the warhead drops, the person will be able to enjoy eating quality french fries!!!