Digging through XPT's archive can be very enlightening. Just take a look at how the titles have evolved over the years:

02/14/04
Number of posts:
0 newbie
15 crack baby
20 screaming queer
25 dumpster diver
30 Kid Vegas wannabe
45 ass pirate
55 degenerate
75 pervert
100 porn loving bastard
145 chronic masturbator
175 sociopathic miscreant
225 human garbage
275 socially dysfunctional degnerate
350 registered sex offender
500 whoremaster
600 demon spawn
700 prince of darkness
850 porn fuckin master
1000 porn jesus

12/02/06
Number of posts:
0 ADT regular
25 Sportswami wannabe
100 Suitcase Pimp
160 KSEX DJ
320 Quasarman Wannabe
425 Kid Vegas Wannabe
600 Brandon Iron Alternate ID
750 alt.porn fag
900 Kurt Lockwood Wannabe
1100 Craigs List Hooker
1300 Sex Slave Trader
1500 Human Garbage
1700 Chronic Masturbator
2000 Pervert
2250 Registered Sex Offender
2500 Whoremaster
3000 Demon Spawn
3250 Porn Icon
3500 Porn Fucking Master
4000 Porn Jesus