One of my friends is visiting from PA. He just had a nasty breakup with his ex which ended up in New Jersey court, so naturally the first thing he wants to do is have angry sex. I've been trying to calm him down, but after a while there is nothing you can do but listen. Add to the weather which was a scorching 92.7°F and his frustrations got worse. For some reason, he preferred to remain outdoors because he wanted to rant and feared my girlfriend would overhear him.

I made him and myself a garden salad with diced radishes, low-fat plain yogurt, 1/2 cup light sour cream, shredded carrot, chopped green onions, fresh parsley, crumbled blue cheese and some freshly ground pepper.

To wash it down we had some cold mineral water, but later he grabbed a beer from the fridge and said "I need a real chaser bitch!" I figure tonight will be a long night.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.