Fatman you just made those two places up, didn't you?
Lunch yesterday was a treat I've been looking forward to for a long time. I had the day off and my wife had an extended lunch break so we went to an Indian buffet that we used to go to. It's a bit pricy @ $13.95 but that includes a drink, so the hindi brew (think it was Cheetah) I ordered made up for it.
The restaurant has equal numbers of vegetarian and meat dishes as well as soup, salad, dessert and a plethora of appetizers. Although I'm a huge carnivore I only eat vegetarian when it comes to Indian (my hippie parents raised me hindu and veg till I was 8).
It took two smoke breaks (one of them herbal) but I managed to enjoy every meatless dish in the place and washed it down with gulab juman; little cakey dumplings in a really sweet but light syrup.
As always happens when we go to this place, I walked out so full I was unable to breathe, then fell asleep for a couple of hours.
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