Today my girlfriend woke up early, fried potatoes, made some pico di gallo and sausage and served it with a tortilla. It was good. I washed this meal down with water while my girlfriend opted for coffee.

Later tonight she leaves for Italy for the weekend while I plan how best to stay alcoholed. Stay tuned!
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.