Today I had dampfnudeln (dumplings) and a Wienerschnitzel (wiener sausage). My girlfriend made these, and even though she hates cooking, I wasn't going to take her out.
To make matters worse, she invited her bitchy friend Elke whose a real annoying slut and always finds something to bitch about. Today is one of those days I wish I didn't live in LA (although that happens at least once a day so maybe todays situation was magnified).

Let's hope Friday's luncheon is a good one.