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#161817 - 10/02/06 04:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I had a Japanese tacco. It was 4 large pieces of lettuce with meat inside. You roll the lettuce over the meat and eat. I washed it down with water because I was feeling lazy. Back to work now...
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#161819 - 10/02/06 05:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Combination platter at the Golden Dragon Restaurant. Chicken lo mein, pork fried rice and an egg roll with a glass of Pepsi.
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#161822 - 10/04/06 01:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I had LUNCH early today because I'm going to be involved in an experiment that could result in my death. With that said:
I had barbeque (bbq) honey dipped chicken (homemade) with mashed potatoes (done Portuguese style) and corn. The BBQ sauce was made with minced garlic, shallot, honey, and chopped up cilantro.
This could very well be the last LUNCHEON experience I ever have so I ate it slow, savering each bite and I even choose not to have a drink. *sniff*
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#161823 - 10/04/06 02:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Chicken matzaball soup at Greenblats, which is next door to Hyde where Chyna and Mary Carey got denied at the door the other night like Tara Ried last month. Gave 1 of the matzah balls to a homeless guy outside and chomped on my pickles and mustard in my car.
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#161827 - 10/05/06 12:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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My friend just told me:
"I'm fucked - we all are. Some comic once said that 'life is a series of mistakes interupted by meals'".
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#161828 - 10/05/06 12:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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#161830 - 10/05/06 01:34 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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The factory provided us with a meal today since no one was involved in any work related accidents for the month consisting of catfish, hush puppies, baked beans, potatoes in cheese, corn, and pineapple-upsidedown cake for dessert. None of it was very good. Everything was rather bland tasting.
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#161831 - 10/05/06 02:13 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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I know you weren't asking me Chico but I doubt Gia eats Spaghetti 
Regular Pasta Sauce:
Tomato sauce (fresh made or canned)
A big blob of Tomato Paste for thickening and more added flavor.
Oregano both ground and flakes
Basil
Garlic Powder
5 crushed cloves of garlic or finely chopped, minced is fine.
A bay leaf or two thrown in the pot.
A big dash of Cayenne Pepper if its a big pot to add spiciness if you like
For More Extra Flavor:
Thinnly sliced gutted red and/or yellow bell pepper
italian sausage or 95% ground beef cooked on skillet and then throw into pot. Or both if you really wanna get crazy.
Always better the next day or so, so save some leftovers.
If you want exact measurements and stuff for a huge pot of it, let me know. I'll send it to ya.
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#161832 - 10/05/06 02:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#161833 - 10/05/06 02:32 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Quote:
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I know you weren't asking me Chico but I doubt Gia eats Spaghetti
If you were around more often, I'd remember to ask you.
But since your here, how 'bout those enchiladas? 
POO DONKEY!!!
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#161835 - 10/05/06 03:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Spaghetti for me today. I still have to come up with the right combination for the sauce.
Gia, loop; any suggestions on ingredients?
Chico: make your spaghetti then add ravioli (make this yourself). Now heres your sauce.
Get 1/4 tsp fresh tarragon, 1/2 chopped dill, 1 tsp parsley, 2 tbsp green onions, 2 anchovy fillets (mash to paste), 1 tbsp capers, 1 clove garlic, bash, peel and chop that bitch. 2 tsp english mustard (accept no substitutes). 1 tbsp lemon juice (fresh squeeze), a pinch of saffron threads and (the best part) arrowroot mixed with non-alcoholic white wine. Mix in medium heat. Add the arrowroot mix when you take your pan off the heat, then return to heat and stir till its thick. Pour over your meal and tell me how many chicks this got you.
For LUNCH: I ate a grilled cheese sandwich. Had some friends of the gf's over and they have the horrid habbit of making a tourist attraction of everything in the house.
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#161837 - 10/06/06 07:51 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Had some friends of the gf's over and they have the horrid habbit of making a tourist attraction of everything in the house.
Do you charge an entrance fee? I wouldn't mind going on a tour!
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#161839 - 10/08/06 04:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Today I got a visit from my friend Cesear, but I like to call him Cease. I used to call him lil' Cease but he ain't little and someone else was using that name as an alias. He likes to paint uneasy pictures that don't seen to make much sense to people. He also lives in a red brick house in a Euro type community.
When he came today I wasn't expecting him so I was much surprised. We talked at length about all kinds of stuff. Me; I told him about an argument I had with a girl about Edvard Munch's painting titled Puberty. I don't think he listened to anything I said because he immediately started talking about his red brick house and his thoughts about memory and the human brain. He mentioned electricity and I started to laugh- we both did. We both laughed like we saw the peach.
For LUNCH we ate Sloppy joe hot sandwiches and drank 2 Pilsner Urquell. I told him that the sloppy joe sandwich came from Mama's Kitchen. Casear can eat avocadoes plain. I think thats kinda disgusting.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#161840 - 10/08/06 05:17 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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My buddies came over to my house, without knocking by the way, and yelled "Hey <Moronboy?!?>, your coming to eat with us." I immediately yelled loudly, because I had just stepped out of the shower and did not hear them enter. The one friend owed me money, so he figured he would just buy my food today.
So we went to a new place in town around 12:30 on a Sunday afternoon. I was kinda worried, but also interested, that some small altercation between my obnoxious, loud friends and the after-church crowd but nothing happened.
As for the food, I had a smoked mushroom&swiss burger with fries. The fries resembled little waffles, but I don't know what they call those kind of fries. Quite tasty meal.
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#161843 - 10/10/06 04:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Today I watched a movie called 300. Its by a guy called Zack Snyder. He's a very funny guy. We were supposed to write stuff to him after we watched the movie but I had nothing constructive to write so I grabbed a magazine, leafed thru it, found a picture of Little Miss Sunshine (that movie in theatres), tore off a promo-picture of the beauty pagent scene and put it in my envelope.
Afterwards I followed Cindi (this totally hot agent) to the dining room where I heard Zack commenting "some sick bastard sent me this for feedback can ya believe that?"
We had a HUGE Lunch. Mostly salads (greek), a lot of dessert type stuff too (creamy stuff, jell-o, puddings), and lots of cocktails. The entire thing was a lot of hulla-balloo so I left without saying goodbye (except to Cindi). Just got home and made a burrito and a glass of milk.
300 comes out in March of next year. Frank Miller penned the original story so if you're into that type of shit you should dig it.
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#161845 - 10/12/06 04:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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My girlfriend has some of her friends visiting so my appetite has been greatly affected thanks to the late night partying. I've also been forced to make much larger meals than I'm used to.
Today I made fresh Mediterranean striped bass (boneless whore fish) baked with rosemary, extra virgin oil and fresh herbs. I didn't include any soup on the menu because the bass took forever to bake so I made everyone wait. Homeboys girlfriend almost passed out from hunger becuase she was sick all morning.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#161846 - 10/13/06 09:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Today I had LUNCH with my invisible friend Bobby Boneheads. We ate at a diner called Barney's or Barney's Gormet Hamburgers as some like to call it.
Bobby had the Big Barney’s Burger which is one pound ground chuck on a French roll, garnished with lettuce, tomatoes, pickle and red onions. He didn't choose any cheese because as he told me he was trying to watch his weight.
I picked the Western Burger which is cheddar cheese, sauteed onions und tangy barbecue sauce topped with crisp bacon. We both had pepsi cola drinks to wash down our burgers and shared a plate of french fries.
Bobby and I discussed an array of topics but focused primarily on the universe and its creation. We had a good day.
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#161847 - 10/13/06 09:44 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
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today i enjoyed LUNCH at the jerrys deli on topanga and ventura i had a pastrami sandwich on crisp rye. it was fantastic as usual my companion enjoyed chicken fingers and fries. it was an orgy of cholesterol and noone seemed to mind least of all me. 
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#161848 - 10/13/06 09:47 PM
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#161852 - 10/14/06 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Pizza with grilled Italian sausage and black olives, asparagus risotto and butternut squash soup with gruyere pesto.
All homemade...
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#161853 - 10/14/06 08:15 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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You fagget, loopnode.
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#161855 - 10/15/06 09:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I love random abuse of power.
Your Glorious Leader
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#161856 - 10/15/06 02:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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I feel like this weekend didn't happen. Everything transpired so rapidily it almost still feels like Friday.
For LUNCH I had Garlic triscut with chive and onion cream cheese and a slice of black olive. I feel full, which is kind of bizarre.
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#161858 - 10/15/06 03:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I had taken a small break because we had some friends over and I didn't want to electrocute anyone. I started off with seven really large circuit boards and now they're only about 4.
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#161859 - 10/17/06 04:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Today I had LUNCH with MAX and Jackie. Max is a character. Jackie isn't. Shes LA. Shes the type that doesn't get married for love, doesn't stay married and isn't slow to judge. And to make matters worse, there is no beauty that eclipes her appearance. Max on the other hand is impossible to describe. Let's just say he's not a person to be trusted.
As odd as this may sound, I meet Max and Jackie at a place called The Stinking Rose on La Cienega Boulevard. I thought things couldn't get more LA than this. Jackie said something about salmonella, I wasn't listening nor did I care. Max didn't care either, but he pretended to laugh. I laughed at him pretending, then we all laughed for different reasons before going inside.
We sat near the middle of the fscking place (something I hate), then we talked about driving a cucumber down a road in the Sahara desert and how it would start to snow. I said I would pull over and bake a badger in cactus and fly off to dinner with Daniella's head pumped full of nitrous oxide. Max said something about cows having their legs shaven off and Jackie said the color purple was between the number 1 and 3.
When we finally got to ordering I told the kind waitress (a fscking smoking HOT blonde) that I wanted the garlic roasted prime rib with midwestern corn fed beef. She said the prime was 100% US certifed. As she said this I imagined her replacing the words "US certifed" with "fresh-shaven-pussy" and thought meals would taste better if they were birthed from a cervical cavity.
Max ordered lemon-baked atlantic salmon with garlic caper sauce and Jackie had baked portobello mushroom on a bed of roasted vegetables... something I thought compliemented her shaving her legs with a cream free of chlorofluorocarbons.
After LUNCH Max said something about UFOs bringing a new form of cow to earth and Jackie looked visibly disturbed. I burped and told them about how I found the waitress so attractive that had she served my meal naked and urinating I probably would have let her shower my glass with the uric acid before taking giant bites of the prime-rib and swallowing without chewing. We then laughed hard and Max picked the cheque and we left in a billow of smoke to a nebula.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#161860 - 10/17/06 04:40 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
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today for lunch i had some grape jelly. I bought it in one of those small convenience-store size glass jars.... mmmm i love grape jelly I just grabed the spoon and ate away. I even took a picture to share with everyone. 
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#161861 - 10/21/06 09:58 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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I'm glad to see someone's made good use of that picture.
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#161862 - 10/22/06 01:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Theres a new Mexican burrito joint near Sparky's place. It may have been there the whole time but I just noticed it today. I walked inside and they have a bunch of posters inside announcing all sorts of events like mariachi performances from the 60s and stuff like that. The guy inside is a fat mexcican dude. Looks about 50 and has a crazy moustache. I asked him for a beef burrito with extra guacamole and sour-cream.
I still haven't eaten my burrito so this is a pretty unique post. Tomorrow I have some duds coming over and acting as props as I do some shots of the "scenario" I've been building.
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