Today I made a guacamole burger at home. Basically mixed ground beef and onion to make four patties, then I made the guacamole using a brazilian recipe, added some lime to keep it from spoiling. Then I added a tomato slice to eat bun, topped with spicey cheese and a jalapeno and topped this with the guacamole. Fries on the side and an ice-cold coke to wash it all down.

Earlier today I ran into this chick at the market. She introduced herself with a rather cute name and told me she's French and said "My performing name is Natasha Nice". I was about to start dropping names but I had a bunch of errands to run. Have you guys heard of her? She has some big knockers.