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#162714 - 12/07/10 07:03 PM Re: LUNCH
tattypatty Offline
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chicken salad on ww panini at this little italian place near the gym. Good cappuccino too...
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#162715 - 12/08/10 09:05 AM Re: LUNCH
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Brunch - Ham and egg on whole wheat toast , salad dressing, bread and butter pickles . BBQ chips diet pepsi.
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#162716 - 12/12/10 11:36 PM Re: LUNCH
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World-famous Panzerific meal:



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#162717 - 12/13/10 02:35 AM Re: LUNCH
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^Ok. How does that even happen?
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#162718 - 12/13/10 08:31 AM Re: LUNCH
backdoorman Offline
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Breakfast lunch and dinner fucked and had a baby with cirrhosis.
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#162719 - 12/13/10 09:36 AM Re: LUNCH
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Inevitably, there is always something on Panzers' plate that literally looks like SHIT.
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#162720 - 12/13/10 10:25 AM Re: LUNCH
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Chicken with strawberry flavored enema sauce, German potato salad, and beef tongue? If you were to replace a couple of those dishes with some vegetables you wouldn't have to worry about your weight so much.

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#162721 - 12/13/10 12:05 PM Re: LUNCH
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Chicken with strawberry flavored enema sauce, German potato salad, and beef tongue? If you were to replace a couple of those dishes with some vegetables you wouldn't have to worry about your weight so much.



It's baked chicken with mango sauce and buffalo sauce, gourmet mashed potatoes and marinated mushrooms.

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#162723 - 12/13/10 02:00 PM Re: LUNCH
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Chicken curry over some terayakiRiceARoni (jondra?)(San Francisco's other treat).
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#162724 - 12/13/10 03:50 PM Re: LUNCH
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Homemade pinto beans , corn bread, chopped onion, pork tenderloin and cole slaw.
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#162725 - 12/13/10 08:12 PM Re: LUNCH
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I had a "grinder" at a serviceable Italian joint today. I could only manage half. So...I had half a grinder for supper, too.

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#162726 - 12/13/10 08:14 PM Re: LUNCH
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Homemade pinto beans , corn bread, chopped onion, pork tenderloin and cole slaw.




Pintos and cornbread, and nothing else, is a Southern cold weather staple. The tenderloin would be a bonus.

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#162727 - 12/14/10 09:47 AM Re: LUNCH
backdoorman Offline
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Yep the beans had some country ham in them making them extra rich !!!!
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#162728 - 12/14/10 09:49 AM Re: LUNCH
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Fried minute steak on whole wheat sandwich thins with jalapeno mustard and onions and a few bbq chips.
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#162729 - 12/14/10 05:09 PM Re: LUNCH
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Was a nice day for some Pho here in LA.



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#162730 - 12/14/10 05:53 PM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
Curried chicken pot pie. With a food processor making wonderful pie crusts is easy. Make the crust with butter and lard.

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#162731 - 12/15/10 12:14 AM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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Today I had a late lunch at The Beverly Wilshire Hotel. That's the same hotel from Pretty Woman. Next time, I'll wear my thigh high boots for proper homage. This time, I wore this. I ate the lobster and pasta with a glass of flat Figi water. No butter. I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!





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#162732 - 12/15/10 12:37 AM Re: LUNCH
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^Very nice.
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#162733 - 12/15/10 02:12 AM Re: LUNCH
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Today I had a late lunch at The Beverly Wilshire Hotel. That's the same hotel from Pretty Woman. Next time, I'll wear my thigh high boots for proper homage. This time, I wore this. I ate the lobster and pasta with a glass of flat Figi water. No butter. I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!







Haha, big plate with tiny amount of food. You got ripped off.

By the way, how much was it and how big was the tip?

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#162734 - 12/15/10 02:50 AM Re: LUNCH
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Smell the Italian authenticity from the other coast, and it only cost me $0.79:



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#162735 - 12/15/10 07:32 PM Re: LUNCH
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Haha, big plate with tiny amount of food. You got ripped off.





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#162736 - 12/18/10 08:04 PM Re: LUNCH
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Grilled Chicken Piri Piri sandwich with cheddar and horseradish slaw from a nearby food cart (Portland has 609 of 'em). Weird, good and perplexing in terms of: 1) why the vendor came up with this combo; and 2) why I found it attractive.
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#162737 - 12/18/10 08:28 PM Re: LUNCH
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Brunch - Country ham and egg on whole wheat toast !
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#162738 - 12/20/10 05:26 PM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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Lunch at Urth Cafe on Melrose/San Vincente. It was raining outside, so everyone was cooped up table to table. Heard some very interesting convo from the hot chicks sitting next to me as well as some reading someone's iphone over their shoulder.


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#162739 - 12/20/10 07:22 PM Re: LUNCH
Uncle Joe Offline
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1 hot dog in Ikea - $0.50, I also brought my own cup from Ikea that I got yesterday so the drinks were free today.

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#162740 - 12/20/10 08:06 PM Re: LUNCH
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Lunch at Urth Cafe on Melrose/San Vincente. It was raining outside, so everyone was cooped up table to table. Heard some very interesting convo from the hot chicks sitting next to me as well as some reading someone's iphone over their shoulder.




I guess this is Gia's attempt to prove to us she's not still anorexic.

Why are there two salads for just one person who was sitting there eavesdropping on other people? It must be because she didn't really eat this. It's just a stock photo she found somewhere on the internet.

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#162741 - 12/20/10 08:33 PM Re: LUNCH
Bornyo Offline
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No way in hell I could eat all that.

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#162742 - 12/20/10 08:54 PM Re: LUNCH
Uncle Joe Offline
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IKEA has this special that if you buy something for $100 or over then you can eat at their restaurant and they will deduct the meal cost from the $100.00+ purchase.

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#162743 - 12/21/10 12:12 AM Re: LUNCH
frankie fatale Offline
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1 hot dog in Ikea - $0.50, I also brought my own cup from Ikea that I got yesterday so the drinks were free today.






and gia whats the lasagna looking stuff?looks good.
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#162744 - 12/21/10 01:37 AM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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It was lasagna. My friend had that while I had the tuna salad. Her and I both split the coconut creme custard pie slice.
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#162745 - 12/21/10 01:46 AM Re: LUNCH
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
Peri-peri chicken! Awesome stuff. If a Nando's chain restaurant should open up near you, be sure to indulge. It's what they do best. Or, catch Jamie Oliver's 30 Minute Meals where he whips some up in his immaculate "home" kitchen. Portuguese Africa, though, is the place to eat peri-peri chicken. Sunset over the Indian Ocean and a belly full of fire... Perfect.

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#162746 - 01/03/11 12:45 AM Re: LUNCH
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#162747 - 01/03/11 01:05 AM Re: LUNCH
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I am surprised to see brand names in that picture as I figured you to be an ersatz store brand knock-off kind of guy.
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#162748 - 01/03/11 01:32 AM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Panzer has a unique talent of making anything he takes pictures of look disgusting.
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#162749 - 01/03/11 01:44 AM Re: LUNCH
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Panzer has a unique talent of making anything he takes pictures of look disgusting.




I took a photography styling course and I always try to make the photos looks extra disgusting for your viewing interest.

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#162750 - 01/03/11 06:45 AM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind


Spam on raisin cinnamon bread with nutella. Yummm!

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#162751 - 01/03/11 03:19 PM Re: LUNCH
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Quote:

Quote:

Panzer has a unique talent of making anything he takes pictures of look disgusting.




I took a photography styling course and I always try to make the photos looks extra disgusting for your viewing interest.


mission accomplished.
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#162752 - 01/05/11 10:55 PM Re: LUNCH
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Baked sandwich:



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#162753 - 01/06/11 05:24 PM Re: LUNCH
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Quote:

Baked sandwich:






As in: I'd have to be seriously baked to eat that.
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#162754 - 01/06/11 06:57 PM Re: LUNCH
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Quote:

Quote:

Baked sandwich:






As in: I'd have to be seriously baked to eat that.



It may look ugly but it tastes good.

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#162755 - 01/06/11 10:22 PM Re: LUNCH
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Baked sandwich:






As in: I'd have to be seriously baked to eat that.



It may look ugly but it tastes good.




Requisite aperitif:


And even then, that's pushing it, because I'd make a 3-egg Swiss cheese and spinach omelet before resorting to that.

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#162756 - 01/09/11 02:08 AM Re: LUNCH
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#162757 - 01/09/11 08:17 AM Re: LUNCH
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#162758 - 01/10/11 05:05 AM Re: LUNCH
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Pork steak, there was another one on the grill and together they were only $1.17:



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#162759 - 01/10/11 05:10 AM Re: LUNCH
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6 shproti sandwiches:



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#162760 - 01/10/11 08:15 PM Re: LUNCH
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Three course Brunch at the Secret Garden Restaurant in Moorpark consisted of a plate of sliced seasonal fruit (pineapple, strawberry, mango, honeydew), Eggs Florentine, and a Strawberry Crepe.

There was a bridal shower taking up most of the restaurant.
good times


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#162761 - 01/10/11 08:35 PM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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Looks good and that restaurant is amazing.
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#162762 - 01/11/11 12:11 AM Re: LUNCH
Dr. Wallbanger Offline
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Registered: 12/20/10
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Agreed. This was the worst meal I've ever had there... and it was AWESOMELY DELECTABLE!

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#162763 - 01/11/11 12:39 AM Re: LUNCH
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Agreed. This was the worst meal I've ever had there... and it was AWESOMELY DELECTABLE!



Did you tip?

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#162764 - 01/11/11 08:58 AM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 12/20/10
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Nah, I jacked off on the bill and ditched, stiffing them!
LOL

Its not the same experience as take-out. The food is generally arraigned very artfully on the plate. My last visit the food was excellent, but the arrangements were not up to par. Likely because of the attention the bridal party was demanding.

For example, when you order a Filet of Beef with Sautéed Mushrooms and Herb Roasted Potato in a Cabernet Sauce, you are likely to receive a carefully cut and braised lean steak perched atop four roasted potato halves arraigned as if they were the legs of a beef table with the slab of meat balanced on top. This edible table will be set with a delicate assortment of garnishes to complete the picture of an elegant table on your plate. Under the table is a carpet of Champignons in their own sauce. The table on the plate may have a centerpiece of a florette of parsley coming from the back of a halved roasted cherry tomato to simulate a flower arrangement.
All of the dishes are hand made by a master chef and presented as transient works of art, gone by the end of the evening.
It is a dining experience with food as art rather than just filling one's gut.

So I will leave it to your imagination as to whether I really tipped or spewed my seed as gratuity.

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