As you may or may not know smartt we have signed Nacho to headline our she male department. His first project for us will be a porn version to the movie the crying game, called the lying game. For those who havne't seen the movie the basic breakdown is a irish terrorist group take a english officer hostage where one of the irish terrorists befriends the guy and he makes a promise that if he doesn't get out alive that he will visits his girlfriend and break the news to her and make sure she is okay, the irish guy falls in love with her only to find out after going out for a while that its really a HE. So the story goes. Back to the point, the english guy who is killed and was the boyfirend of the he/she was played by Forest Whitaker who smartt happens to look a lot like. So we were wondering if you would be interested in playing his part in our movie, we need the standard tests which we will set for you and do you have an upto date passport as it will be shot in spain. We will pay you $800 for 2 scenes and i take it you have no problem with doing the act with people that are less then half female?. We will be filming the movie in early march so the sooner you can let us know the better. Looking forward to hearing back from you. SM.

Anyone interested in casting an aussie dude let me know....something crocodile hunter style perhaps?

I would like to hear what smartt has to say about this offer. This could be a HUGE deal for him, he could forge a legit career and even become a star in she male videos. I can say right now smartt if you turn in hot performances in the 2 scenes we are giving you in the first production and Nacho has good things to say you might have a home here at smelly monkey productions.

SMartt i'm not sure if you thinking i'm joking or not but i can assure you i am 100% serious. If you don't feel like you could do a man with breasts i totally understand but can you please just let me know so we can move on trying to find someone to fill the role. Much appreciated.