Me and a buddy went to DQ. I had a Popcorn Shrimp Basket(they only have them form around the time Lent starts until they run out of shrimp). I told him a story about how the night before, a mutual friend of ours' convinced me take him to a strip club(75 miles away, when the closest one was only about 50 miles) only to find out after he paid his way in, he only had two bucks left. The guy wanted to go to a strip club, with only 9 bucks in his pocket. Guess who had to loan him 20 bucks for a lap dance ? Oh well, at least he gave me the free T-shirt he got with the dance(yes, they ran a special "buy a lap dance, get a free T-shirt with the name of the strip club printed on it"), but only because it was too big for him. We had a good laugh about it, and exchanged some other stories about our friend. Then we both went home.

The End.