fat Very!
rambles Always!!
way too much free time Obviously ...
male equivalent of cat lady I can see that.
bipolar Is there a doubt?
bad knee's More like a disaster of a right knee.
possibly suicidal/cries for attention from time to time Sadly.
people avoid him on the bus Only because I take up more than 1 seat.

loser Excuse me! That's Mr. Loser!! I've made that quite clear!


oblivious VERY VERY WRONG.

1. lacking remembrance, memory.
Are you kidding?? Most hate me for expounding on my "recollections" and I jump at most trivia mentions.

2. lacking active conscious knowledge or awareness
No one I know of has more awareness of themselves. It's not a lack of awareness. I KNOW, I just don't CARE!





MISSING:

Small penis.
Meds impede ability to achieve orgasm.
Overly polite to women.
Phobic of STDs.
The picture with the hair & beard.
Always misspells the word "Grammer".
Obsessed with Lindsay Lohan & Cherish/Cali Marie.


My weakness is blonde girls with an "angelic" faces.