Dear Loopnoden,
If you ever become disatisfied or numbed or apanthetic or otherwise annoyed with the life you live, I am oiffering you a two week stay with myself in Ohio at any time. It is just the kind of slumming that will rejuvenate your humility and shake youir grounding in the way all artistys must have inj order to be receptive to their muse. And it has the advantage of not being set up by a pasndering travel agent.