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#547636 - 03/17/12 12:33 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
It's not really a gyro if it isn't shaved roasted mutton with actual tzatziki.


Any kind of lamb shawarma-style, sliced from a vertical rotisserie is the best. Chicken/pork is also acceptable, as long as it's nice and fatty & salty.

And no fucking sour cream in the tzatziki. Greek yogurt only!
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#547654 - 03/17/12 01:42 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
And with a pubic hair in the upper right corner of the second photo.

lmfao thats fucking gross.any explanation for that panzer?
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#547655 - 03/17/12 01:49 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I hope to god that is tzaziki

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#547658 - 03/17/12 03:08 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
And with a pubic hair in the upper right corner of the second photo.

lmfao thats fucking gross.any explanation for that panzer?

It probably came from my arm. A lot of times when I ship the parcels and use the shipping tape, then same hairs get taped-on the envelopes.

The sauce is the ranch by Wish Bone, they make the best ranch sauce.



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#547659 - 03/17/12 03:22 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Dirty Al
It probably came from my arm. A lot of times when I ship the parcels and use the shipping tape, then same hairs get taped-on the envelopes.



Wait, you're shipping that mess now? That's gotta be twelve kinds of illegal. And who the fuck are you shipping it to?

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#547661 - 03/17/12 03:50 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Selling used rectal thermometers and glass buttplugs must be a lucrative business.
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#547664 - 03/17/12 04:22 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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It's recession proof.
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#547715 - 03/18/12 07:05 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I think Figgs deserves the medal of valor for staring at the picture long enough to find that defect.

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#547720 - 03/18/12 08:31 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Yes. I also commend Figgs for his observational skillzes.
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#547734 - 03/18/12 09:47 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Lex Noodler

It probably came from my arm. A lot of times when I ship the parcels and use the shipping tape, then same hairs get taped-on the envelopes.

The sauce is the ranch by Wish Bone, they make the best ranch sauce.





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#547751 - 03/18/12 11:17 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Yes. I also commend Figgs for his observational skillzes.


Ditto. I still can't see it. But those 3D pictures never work on me either. Altho I can spot a left hander or crossed/ lazy eyes a mile away.
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#548086 - 03/20/12 04:48 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Every fucking time I buy a Lunchable, there's less shit in the box. They've only been giving 5 cracker/meat/cheese pieces per box for a while now instead of the 10 they used to give. But now the meat is also half as thick and the cheese is half as wide as it used to be. They put in a plastic bowl of mandarin oranges, which makes the overall packaging thicker and it seems like you're getting a lot until you open it up. And they throw in a rice crispy treat to add some extra calories, I guess. The whole thing is only 290 calories now, which does not add up to a "Lunch."
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#548089 - 03/20/12 04:52 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I make my own lunchables. I have the deli cut up some thinly sliced turkey. Then I get some Mandarin oranges, brie, and crackers.

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#548107 - 03/20/12 06:12 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I ate at Zaxby's today with a coworker. His choice. I have only eaten there once before years ago. I think they're a Southern thing as they pride themselves on fried chicken especially tenders and fingers and wings. I wasn't impressed. I was wanting some good southern chicken salad so I ordered a chicken salad sandwich plate. This was after I made sure they didn't screw it up with fruit. Please don't put fruit or nuts in my chicken salad (you listening, Arby's?) A touch of honey is fine and use minimal mayonnaise. This crap was dripping with something like mayo out of the sandwich. (Cue cum-jokes here). If we weren't eating so late and I weren't starved, I would have left and eaten elsewhere. I knew I was eating shit but I was famished. I threw away the fries. It looks like I would have been better off eating the fries and tossing the sandwich. I drank diet lemonade.

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#548108 - 03/20/12 06:19 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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You eat at Arbys???
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#548110 - 03/20/12 06:23 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I make my own lunchables too. Hickory farms summer sausage, half a sleeve of zesta crackers, and some extra sharp cheddar cheese. Washed it down with unsweetened ice tea.

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#548112 - 03/20/12 06:26 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Yeah, I'm done with Lunchables. If I want the same experience, I can just buy the separate ingredients, go outside and wad $5 up and throw it up in the air.

It's kind of like when I go out in Vegas. I'm better off just taking $500, throwing it out the hotel window and then breaking something over my head to knock myself out until the next morning.
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#548113 - 03/20/12 06:27 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I can't stand chicken salad, the sliminess skeeves me. Same w/ macaroni salad. Tuna salad is good though, as are a variety of potato salad. Cole slaw straight sucks.
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#548119 - 03/20/12 06:43 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Good Southern chicken salad is great. It's almost dry but not quite and will spread on a sandwich. Like tuna salad. (For you yankees- this is not a "grilled chicken salad" which is a green salad with cooked chicken cut into it. It's a spread). This shit was like runny slaw. I don't care for slaw at all but if I have to eat it, it cannot drip.

As to the Arby's question...yes I will eat at Arby's if I have to. I order a roast beef sandwich and a diet lemonade or water and eat the roast beef out of the sandwich with that hot red sauce they have. I throw the bread away if the clerk is too stupid to just give me the meat. I tried their chicken salad sandwich once.

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#548150 - 03/20/12 08:41 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Oh, stop. People eat fast food. Let's not get all up on a soapbox.
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#548167 - 03/20/12 09:26 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Oh I eat too much fast food, but mostly from McDonalds. I have to hit the drivethru 2x a week for lunch due to time and get the dollar menu mcdouble, smallest fry and a sprite. If I go anywhere that costs more than that $3.50 fuel I expect more.

It's not a snob thing. I just know the shit ain't good for me and I refuse to pay too much for garbage.

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#548172 - 03/20/12 09:55 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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My idea of fast food is the cafeteria section at whole foods or the oatmeal at starbucks.

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#550294 - 04/13/12 07:49 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I started out making grilled cheese with 7 grain bread and provolone cheese. I added in some sliced roast beef, apple smoked habanero flakes and horseradish. It was very good. I just wish I had a pickle, some kettle chips and a couple cold lagers to go along with it.
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#550326 - 04/13/12 12:29 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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sounds delicious fiend.


im gonna make some sushi today later on.i read the hardness meter on the corner and now know why with some kinds of seaweed youre gonna have a hell of a time cutting through.which is exactly for that reason,theres different hardnesses.these are medium so theyre good for anything,but their little so im just gonna make handroll.s
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#550337 - 04/13/12 01:02 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Too depressed to eat. Had an entire colander of strawberries, however, while I was working on my XRCO pics. Now my stomach is in pain because I haven't eaten anything in 3 days.

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#550350 - 04/13/12 02:08 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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mmmm...strawberries.
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#550375 - 04/13/12 06:33 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Burnt End sandwich and onion rings at Gates Barbecue in K.C. today. Ate five hours ago and my gut is still not forgiving me. Good but about twice as much food as I should have chowed down on.
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#550449 - 04/14/12 08:16 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I can't stand Gate's sauce. Tastes like cumin juice.

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#550589 - 04/15/12 09:04 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: fartz]
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I prefer Bryant's or Oklahoma Joe's but Gates is pretty good. Though I discovered about four hours after my last post in this thread that the burnt end part has nothing to do with the meat and everything to do with the last part of the body it goes through.
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#550749 - 04/16/12 03:59 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Medium 4 way with onions at Skyline Chili. Chili spaghetti, a Cincinnati thing. I love it.
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#550757 - 04/16/12 04:37 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Some really good Alaskan salmon gravlax. On crackers with cream cheese & dill and some red wine. Almost a perfect meal, although it would've been better if I remembered that I have some of that super-thin Bavarian rye bread.


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#550764 - 04/16/12 05:29 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I love Cinci chilli parlors. I get the chilli island? The one with no hot dog, just chilli, onions, mustard, and tons of shredded cheese on a lil hot dog bun. Man, those things are yummy.
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#550767 - 04/16/12 05:43 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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The hotdog almost ruins a good chilidog..
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#550769 - 04/16/12 05:50 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I've become a fan of chili cheese fries, from either Nathan's or Wind Mill.
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#550823 - 04/17/12 08:47 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
The hotdog almost ruins a good chilidog..


^ Like Sometimes I one in half and use it on two. Not so overwhelming that way.
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#550932 - 04/18/12 02:18 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Despite my lamb inferno on Sunday, I can report that my new grill is still working perfectly:



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#550944 - 04/18/12 06:01 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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sexy and i like the name.
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#550947 - 04/18/12 06:42 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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In search of the perfect whitefish since NY.

Walked to LaBrea Bagel. It's actually a few blocks from La Brea on Beverly/Pointsetta. I felt underwhelmed by their white fish. Too creamy. I need chunks and bones. And they don't have bialys. Lame. But cute little place and stocked with prayer books if you're in a Luke Ford mood. It's more of a to-go deli, though, I feel their dine-in styrofoam plates would be better improved for cost and presentation if they just used real dishes.

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#551729 - 04/27/12 07:08 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Annual crawfish boil for lunch yesterday. I found myself looking forward to this all year.

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#553410 - 05/15/12 09:15 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Im having lunch at a mom n pop caribbean joint in Charlotte. I got a Chimichanga as big as my head and a great salad. they have 3 tvs tuned to 3 different latin stations/soaps. Damn all that racket. Otherwise a good lunch.

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#553439 - 05/15/12 07:23 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: Bornyo]
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Small sandwiches that are made with $0.50 sausage:



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#553440 - 05/15/12 07:27 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I seen a Russian breakfast a few times. Piece of Melba toast, Sardine, slice of pickle and a shot of vodka.
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#553441 - 05/15/12 07:29 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Gotta love the green dishrag in the center of the plate.

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#553442 - 05/15/12 07:48 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Not a dishcloth. It's just very unattractive lettuce.
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#553445 - 05/15/12 07:50 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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panzer is a jail cook living in his own apartment.
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#553453 - 05/15/12 08:20 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
Jerkules Offline
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he needs to obtain more sausage

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#553749 - 05/18/12 06:04 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: Jerkules]
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$12





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#553750 - 05/18/12 06:23 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Where did you buy the sandwich, Alex? You can't have made it yourself. It does not look revolting, which is how I know. (The lettuce is definitely tired, though.)

The free Coca-Cola promotional glass from McDonalds is a nice touch. I usually save those for guests.

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#553751 - 05/18/12 06:32 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Where did you buy the sandwich, Alex? You can't have made it yourself. It does not look revolting, which is how I know. (The lettuce is definitely tired, though.)

The free Coca-Cola promotional glass from McDonalds is a nice touch. I usually save those for guests.


I made it myself. I went to Panera Bread several days ago and ordered Italian Combo sandwich and it cost me $9.03, so I decided to make my own version of it. I documented every step in the making with my camera. Follow my blog and in 3-4 days I will upload the photos. I even made the horseradish-mustard sauce.

The Coke can glasses are from the dollar store. Sweet tea is inside.

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#553753 - 05/18/12 06:37 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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im almost scared to ask but whats your blog addy?
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