My girlfriend recently started hanging out with this Spanish bird called Mercedes and they've been cooking Mexican dishes almost everyday. It's kinda good because I've taken a break from preparing the meals, but it also sucks because I have no say in what to eat.

Yesterday we had Tortilla soup for LUNCH. It was served to me with Chicken enchiladas on the side (which really means its poured on the enchiladas). Too much food. I was full before I even began, but I still ate it.

Today we had Beef fajitas (grilled meat served on a flour tortilla with condiments). I also had the choice of rolled chicken tacos and jalapeno cheddar cheese poppers (something my girlfriend loves) and nacho chips with guacamole dip.

I'm getting used to Mercedes being here almost everyday and cooking, but my girlfriend has started accusing her of leaving farts around the house.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.