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#161864 - 10/23/06 08:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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My luncheons have been mercilessly dulled by the workload. Tomorrow my friend Aaron Aaron will be around as we will be doing some test-shootings and I can predict some seriously mid-day cuisine will run-amoke; especially on Wednesday.
What did I have today again?
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#161865 - 10/26/06 02:29 PM
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Today I had Spaghetti Carbonara for LUNCH out on the terrace. I added extra gratted pecorino and parmesan cheese. I was reading this cool book as I was eating when the neighor's daughter (a 14-year old blondie kiddling) walked into my place requesting I show her my "machine". I cheated the kid I had a machine in the garage hoping it would disinterest her but it turns out it added more fascination than was necessary.
I told the kiddling I'd show her after I finished having my lunch and even invited her to have some. So we had LUNCH and I told her how great that was.
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#161866 - 10/26/06 02:38 PM
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Ham Salad sandwich, strawberry-flavored generic soda, and a chocolate snack cake thingy
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#161867 - 10/30/06 04:13 PM
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It seems the time to finally get out of the madness and spend an elongated time period away from a connection looking out of a different window without any online distractions sent a few askew. Top or bottom, front or back- any time, any place anywhere- you are once reminded you cannot create your own orgy without the willfully-obscene and gratuitously perverse folks herein. If you want hell on wheels, come to Los Angeles, or just get the jump on what Tinsel Town is hiding under it's deceptively glossy coat here- albeit in your cozy abode. Ballons of heroin, babydoll pj's and all- this is the kind of info a fanatic savours...
LUNCH begins as usual. Julie ordered a pizza not far from Mann's, which just happens to be minutes from where Janis Joplin overdosed. We had the usual toppings; anchovies, beef, onions, extra olives, green peppers and buffalo wings dipped in honey barbeque on side. I think we're the only ones who start Monday afternoons like this- with casualness running extra cool dude.
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#161868 - 11/01/06 02:23 PM
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Number 8 from McDonalds, Chicken Club sandwich, crispy.
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#161869 - 11/01/06 02:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Whoa! I haven't had Mickey D's for years. I made some Chicken Scampi earlier today with dried cilantro, black peppers and 3 chicken breast pieces. I drank a chocolate malt with this and watched Night Of the Living Dead. Actually, I thought this was a pretty good re-make. What kind of afternoons do the rest of you have?
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#161870 - 11/02/06 04:42 AM
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Registered: 09/07/03
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Loc: State of Moral Decay
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2 Wendy's chicken sandwiches with cheese & mayo, fries and the vat-sized "large" coke.
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#161871 - 11/02/06 02:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Today I had chickan curry for LUNCH. Started off by cutting the chicken into slices, then cooked some chicken soup. fried some garlic, onions, chili, ginger in a wok, then filled it up with coconut milk and the chicken soup. Added lemongrass. left it cooking for about 25 minutes, then added the chicken slices. left it cooking for another 10 minutes. Removed the lemongrass and the chilis, and had a delicous meal. LUNCH is still my favorite meal of the day.
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#161873 - 11/07/06 04:38 PM
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Loop, I read this entire thread. You sir,should write a book.I applaud your efforts here and will in the future commit my time as to not let this thread die.I will not be as eloquent as you,and somedays I may not even have the time to have a good lunch,much less post on it intricacies.But I will do my best to not let this masterpiece die.
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#161874 - 11/07/06 05:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Thanks LouCypher. Today I had LUNCH at Dennys. Seriously, I haven't been to a Denny's restaurant in months (years probably) and I would have continued this streak had I not mistakingly refered to Denny's as Wendys. I went with Nadine who works in the marketing department.
I immediately ordered a Philly Melt which is thin slices of roast beef on grilled ciabatta bread with a zesty garlic spread, sautéed mushrooms and onions then topped with melted Swiss cheese. Nadine ordered Fried Chicken Strip Salad which is golden-fried chicken strips sliced and served on top of mixed greens with tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions and Cheddar cheese. She actually opted not to have any dressing which I thought was bizarre and only indulged in a glass of cold water. I asked for a Coca Cola soft drink which is served in one of those 1950s glasses which, I don't know how they do it, but that Coke tasted like the best Coke I'd ever drank in my life.
There's not a day that goes by that I don't cherish a good LUNCHEON moment.
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#161875 - 11/08/06 03:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Today I went to Belvedere for LUNCH. I was supposed to pick up some light kits earlier but totally digressed when my friend Oz reminded me of a book I hadn't read since I was a worm. Oddly enough, the book is the exact opposite of what you'd allow a child to read today.
I rang up Stan the man and asked him to put my light kit on hold as I was running late. What I failed to mention was that I was currently sitting at Belvedere leafing through a childhood book and finished placing my order of sauteed salmon burger on a potato bun with dill mayonnaise and pinot noir cured onions. One of the best burgers I've eaten in a while. I had a coke to wash it down.
I'm going to setup some lights now!!
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#161876 - 11/08/06 06:31 PM
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My day was spent on the road.I was able to hit a deli though,in between appointments.
I had a turkey sandwich on whole wheat with sprouts,cucumbers and chipotle mayo.A deli pickle and a bottle of Fiji water accompanied.
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#161877 - 11/09/06 04:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Today I went back to Denny's to order some mini burgers. They're just like the White Castles burgers, and even though I'm not a stoner, I quite enjoy them.
Six mini cheeseburgers with mustard and grilled onions surrounding a mound of crisp French fries (default onion rings) and a frigid coke.
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#161878 - 11/10/06 04:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Today has been a very stereotypical day for me so I decided to break the bad karma with a unique LUNCH at home.
Broodje fricandel with curry ketchup and mayonaise and a broodje kroket with mustard. I downed this with a budwesier beer.
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#161879 - 11/14/06 12:00 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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well, i am jonesin' for my 100th post. took my little one to chuck.e.cheese's, had some pepperoni and half of my three year- old's fries. hell yeah, now i am a suitcase P.I.M.P.
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#161880 - 11/14/06 03:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I had a Patty Melt Combo at Big Boys just a couple of minutes ago. The Patty Melt combo is 1/2-pound of pure ground beef with melted Swiss and American cheese and sautéed onions on grilled rye bread. It's served with French fries and cole slaw. The waitress that served me was called Helen and told me she is aspiring to be an actress. I told her I write about my LUNCHEONS always and promised to mention her here today.
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#161881 - 11/16/06 06:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I made a tuna fish sandwich today which I had with a Birra Moretti. Last night wasn't a good night, and somehow it triggered into today, because right after LUNCH I got electrocuted. Somehow the 2nd generator I purchased is releasing more electricity than required. I will put the project on a hiatus for a while now. This could lead to electro-death if continued.
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#161883 - 11/18/06 01:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I just had some chinese from Mister Chow's. I think thats what the place is called. It's actually not that far from where I live. I used to order here all the time, then I stopped when the woman moved in, but now I've started again.
I always went for fried rice- but recently, unknowingly, I changed to plain white rice. I ordered this with some orange chicken and some shrimp. It tasted fscking lovely.
I then put some ice in a big mug (about 4 ice-cubes) and poured in some coke (not pepsi) and as it was fizzling I took a gentle sip (1 sip not 2). It was fscking lovely.
How many of you can say your having a lovely LUNCHEON right now?
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#161884 - 11/18/06 02:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Thomas' English muffin pizzas. The cure to my hangover.
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#161885 - 11/21/06 09:13 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i'm headed out to burger kang. junior whopper, no mayo, extra pickles, some nuggs for the shortie. just thinking about it is making me
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#161886 - 11/21/06 10:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i'm probably spending lunch today driving a crazy chick out to concord so she can buy a horse while she's drunk. it's weird enough i have to do it and tell the grandkids
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#161887 - 11/21/06 11:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I had a key west wrap and a bowl of chicken noodle soup from the Roly Poly Sandwich Co. Sweet tea 1/2 and 1/2 with lemonade as a drink.
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#161888 - 11/21/06 03:03 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Chicken club taco's from Chili's and a Fat Tire to wash it down. Good.
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#161889 - 11/21/06 05:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Today I worked with fiberglass casting. The fun thing about it is you get to melt fiberglass and make cast molds of people then melt the fiberglass on the cast. What a riot. At around 2:30 (yes I was having that much fun) I took a break to make a simple Chicken cordon bleu. I cooked it whilst some friends worked in the garage. The only thing I have in the fridge is beer and coke (pepsi is gone) so I picked a Pilsner and plonked back downstairs to cause havoc. I don't think I will have any more actors working with me again.
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#161890 - 11/27/06 04:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I still have thanksgiving turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes left over from Thursday so that's what I've been eating. Today I made a turkey sandwitch using the left over turkey and had some cold water to wash it down. I'm actually getting tired of this shit. The gluttony has been making me pissed which doesn't always go well in my house.
On a lighter note I've established a rather naughty side-project. I've discovered a pretty amusing collection of nazi pornography which I've decided to re-create.
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#161891 - 11/29/06 02:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm so tired of turkey. Today I went to Campanile on La Brea. Had a grilled salmon salad with roasted market peppers, red onion and croutons. For the main course I had braised beef short ribs servered with horseradish cream and a side order of shell beans on radicchio and balsamic vinegar. I downed this lovely LUNCHEON with some passion juice. The russian waitress on call assured me it was freshly squeezed.
POSHT!
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#161892 - 11/30/06 05:49 PM
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I was having some honey BBQ buffalo wings today with a coca cola soft drink when I got a call today from Ronn to go to his office immediately. Ronn is very Americana so he shouts into the phone and sprinkles words like "okie dokie" and "golly" or "holy taledo" in his dialogue. Sometimes I think the guy is stuck in the 50s. Anyway, Ronn asked me if I could make him a giant cow. What the hell do you need a giant cow for? Turns out it's the little ideas that sometimes spawn bigger ideas.
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#161893 - 11/30/06 06:43 PM
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I decided to have chinese today.I tried a new place downtown and settled on the #c62 lunch . It turned out to be a fat chinese kid with an x-box 360 controller tied off around his botched nuetering job of a dick. Of course this was completely unappealing to me so I booted the slant eyed lil fucker in his mangina so hard that milk sprayed out of his tranny tits. After his 15 cousins mopped up the remains I enjoyed some orange chicken with a bottle of pinot.
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#161894 - 11/30/06 08:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Today I had a Subway sandwich, a footlong roast chicken breast on white with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, cucumbers and peperocini's, it was the usual Subway fare which is ho-hum at best
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#161896 - 12/01/06 01:46 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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Pizza from the conveniece store close to the factory
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#161897 - 12/01/06 02:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Theres a chipotle promo thing going on down at the office- so we have a bunch of chipotle gourmet burritos and tacos laying around just for the picking.
Today I grabbed the fajita burrito (pro-nounced fahita). This is just like a regular burrito but with sauteed peppers and onions instead of beans. The veggie fajita has both sauteed veggies and black beans instead of meat and comes with guacamole. I grabbed a bottled water and headed back to the office to munch.
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#161898 - 12/01/06 02:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Around here the rednecks pronounce fajita as "fah jee ter" and another good one is calling a gyro a "ji row"
Sometimes I hear that so much I slip and say it myself. Like "hose pipe" for water hose and "drop cord" for extension cord.
I had a grilled chicken strip salad with Greek seasoning and dressing with sweet tea.
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#161901 - 12/01/06 10:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Today I went to McDonald's (which i allmost never do) I had a Big Mac, which I must say is pretty God damned good. If I didnt enjoy good health I would eat there every day.
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#161902 - 12/03/06 05:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Grabbed a tray of sushi at Safeway for $10. It came with about 8 california roll pieces and 6 pieces of anago (grilled and barbarqued saltwater eel served with a special sauce). Best Sunday LUNCH I've had in a long time.
The gf picked up a Minnesota turkey sandwich from the deli which came with a free bag of chips (doritos) and a fountain drink. I honestly doubt her meal was as delicious as mine.
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#161903 - 12/03/06 08:25 PM
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DQ Chicken Strip Basket and a Peanut Buster Parfait for dessert. Filling. No need to eat supper.
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#161905 - 12/03/06 08:39 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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LOL LOOPNODE and BORNYO LOL! Well today I had grilled cheese and pea soup with chippedchopped hotdogs mixed in! And for a refreshing drink I had a glass of milk! Well tonight I am drinking schnops that tastes pretty good. Well there is only a little bit left so I have to buy some more tomorrow.
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#161906 - 12/03/06 10:20 PM
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I ate the lint I found when I tried to pull change out my pocket to pay for some real food and there was none, had a free ketchup packet to chase it down.
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#161907 - 12/04/06 03:03 PM
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If there's one thing I hate about the factory, its the 20 minute lunch break. Rush, rush, rush. Never time to get a worthwhile lunch. It's either bring something or rush to McDonald's or the convenience store to get something. Today, I brought something:
Lunch meat Ham sandwich with cheese and mustard, a bag of bacon&cheddar fries from the snack machine, and a can of Pepsi.
Loop, I envy you and your actual daily lunches.
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#161908 - 12/04/06 08:51 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
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LOL CHICKENMASTER LOL!!!!!!! And also MORONBOY LOL!!!!!!! Well today I had soup. Well I also had bread and butter and cola and for a snack I had m and m's! Well this is not a thread about dnner so I will not say however on my way home I bought wine coolers. I bought peach schnops to however I will havethat tomorrow LOL! ps LOOPNODE THE KING and BORNYO what did you have? Thanks! Well everyone else can answer too!
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#161910 - 12/05/06 01:16 PM
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Leftover pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut.
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#161912 - 12/05/06 03:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I ate at home today and enjoy odd numbers of food. 13 cashew nuts, 4oz grilled chicken breast, 5 raw zuchini slices. All washed down with a glass of water and lots of lemons.
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