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#161565 - 05/29/06 08:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Today I fscking went shopping. I say this because I didn't want to get out of bed. I was having this wonderful dream that I was back in high school fscking chicks like Cezanne (a girl who was in my class who had the best ass EVER) and Rosella (this chick that had an amazing body too boost) and Laura (WOW.. Laura).
Anyhoo, I had to wake up and go shopping so I did. I hate shopping in L.A. Everyone assumes you entered a store to buy something so they're always following you around saying stupid shit like "oh that would look just fantastic on you" and a majority of the help is gay (not that thats a bad thing, but...) I even went into Abercrombie & Fitch just for fun. There was a half naked man in the store waiting to take pictures with young girls.. what a paedo.
I started getting hungry about 3pm because I was engrosed trying to pick up some addons for my ipod. Life sucks. Why do they sell ipods and never include a bunch of freebies for it? They always sucker you into getting extra stuff that sucks your dick for $100. I ended up buying nothing. In the long run- all that shit is piss. All I need is to listen to music. Who needs an iHome anyway?
I stopped off at Chevy's (again) for LUNCH for 2 reasons:
1). I wanted a serious Margarita
2). There were some hot chicks who pulled over and started walking towards the entrance so I wanted to follow them in.
I ushered the gf inside and we were quickly seated. The hot chicks had disappeared (just my luck, but the Margarita would surely not betray me like they did).
We quickly settled for our orders. The gf was having a Mango Margarita (which was later changed to a Peach Margarita because they had ran out of Mango) and I had a Strawberry Margarita. If you haven't had Chevy's Margaritas I highly recommend them. These things will take you to Tiki Heaven faster than Jimmy Buffet can.
For dinner I opted for the Juicy Shrimp Fijita. This consists of plump tender shrimp fuego–seasoned then sautéed in sizzling Mexican butter. The gf ordered the sizling steak fajita which is top–grade fresh skirt steak marinated in our own Agua Negra served with sautéed San Antonio veggies.
I had to sound like a commerical but both these meals were excellent (I tasted the steak fajita and it was real yummy).
Instead of getting desert we decided to have another round of grande Margaritas and stuck with our original flavors.
My girlfriend bought a ballerina frog doll today. That thing looks creepy but fellow citizens gave it complements of being "cute". I'm spent!
Lunch was good.
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#161566 - 05/30/06 02:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Today I made an early stop at the Paramount Lot because I wanted to catch an early reel of Nacho Libre. I'm very surprised because it's not the typical hollywood smock that comes out- not that it's smarter than average Hollywood flicks, but I just can't see it making that much cash. If anything, this is for Jack Black fans (and maybe people that love making fun of Messicans).
After the flick I went to see my good friend N. N is such a strange fellow sometimes it even boogles my mind that we're friends. He listens to Country music and dresses really weird and makes comments like "we're going to make a lot o' money" all the time it's amazing. I gave N my synopsis of the film and my thoughts and typical him, he disagreed with me saying... yup you guessed it, "it's going to make us a lot o' money. I left N's office just in time for
LUNCH
I grazed at the salad bar downstairs with lettuce, cherry tomatoes, carrots and cabbage, peanuts, cucumbers, sunflower seeds, shredded cheddar, spinach leaves, croutons, and ranchers dressing.
Management said: If I don't watch my figure, no one else will. ha!
prost, friends. i'm back to eating a regular lunch again...
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#161569 - 05/31/06 12:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Dude,
Chevy's. Get yourself a margarita while you're at it.
Or travel to East LA and find a quite spot at La Serenata de Garibaldi. They have a pretty colorful reputation. Just browsing through their menu is enough to get your mouth watering for their famous Chicken breast quesadilla.And all under $10. It's Messican heaven in here baby. Don't forget the Margarita! 
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#161570 - 05/31/06 12:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Oh- and for those of you in Tex-Mex, I got ya back too. There's a place in San Antonio which is famous because the service treats you like shit, and if you treat them like shit back- they treat you normally. I forget the name of the place, but it's along the Riverwalk. I'm sure if you ask around you can't miss someone who'll point you in the right direction. If not for the meal, just go for a laugh as you watch the poor bastard sitting next to you get his beer tossed at him. The place is a riot.
Happy Lunching Texans!
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#161571 - 05/31/06 02:51 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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Oh- and for those of you in Tex-Mex, I got ya back too. There's a place in San Antonio which is famous because the service treats you like shit, and if you treat them like shit back- they treat you normally. I forget the name of the place, but it's along the Riverwalk. I'm sure if you ask around you can't miss someone who'll point you in the right direction. If not for the meal, just go for a laugh as you watch the poor bastard sitting next to you get his beer tossed at him. The place is a riot.
Happy Lunching Texans!
Here in Dallas I eat all my Tex Mex at Mia's and I always sit at the table where Jerry Jones and Jimmy Johnson made "the deal" that brought DFW 3 SuperBowls.
2 for Jimmy and 1 for Switzer. 
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#161572 - 05/31/06 07:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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As illegal drug use becomes an increasingly important part of our social and cultural identity, growing numbers of people depend on their stash to do more than get them high. Whereas a well-stocked medicine cabinet once simply meant you were sickly, today, in some circles, it's an arena for social one-upmanship. Like fine wines and expensive cigars, the contents of one's stash can signify wealth, connections, a refined taste, even scholarly erudition.
I had never thought about this until I went to visit Om today. Om is one of those people you grew up with, who then vanished and suddenly appeared with a new girlfriend, new car.. and believe it or not- new house. Apart from the goatie and height the only other changes are the drugs. What ever happened to downing a couple of largars at the bar and calling it a night mate?
"Try a little snort of this Number Four Chinese buddy! My dealer assures me this is strictly for personal use and rarely sold to the American hoi polloi"
The WAHHAT?
Om lives in a house that looks like that guy's from Boogie Nights with the kid that throws firecrackers in the house and always stops you when a song he knows the words to comes on. Come- to think of it, he looks a little like that too. His girl is hispanic.
I'm afraid you've been taken for a fool Om. It's just regular Afghani smoking base. Too much codeine by-product and heavily adulterated. Note the bouquet of crushed Veganin - I bet it produces a nasty aftertaste.
I've worked on flicks about drugs and believe me, the research is just as detailed as being a drug fiend yourself. His girl eyes me with that why-don't-you-just-join-in-instead-of-being-such-a-fscking-whinyo look. Yeah I know that look, I got it about 10 years ago from a girl when I was in Mombasa and had the chance to boink her on the beach, only I made up this exuse about having to meet up the fellows early for dinner. Yeah I know, it's fscking pussy shit, but I ended up boinking Charlotte the class hooker later that night at about 2am so I still emptied my balls. I'm a choosy fsck what can I say?
Om isn't happy. I try and get him to go out for LUNCH with me.
SNIFFFFFFF...
Why go out? Estella can heat up some microwave dinner for us man... I tell you...
This is where I drift off. Where the whams and slangs become a galaxy of hazy nebula falling into themselves in space.
Estelle brings me a soda, I make some phone calls- I even go outside for a while just to relax. Waaaa dude, you've turned into a fscking junkie.
Across the street teenagers serve up three gram-bottles of fluffy heroin for $50 a pop. I know Om will get some later- hell; that's what he looks like. I'm going for dinner. LUNCH stank.
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#161575 - 06/06/06 03:20 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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#161577 - 06/10/06 08:26 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
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Today I had LUNCH with Valerie Wildman. I saw her outside my hotel room and said "Oh Dear GOD- Valerie Wildman is that really you?" to which she replied "YES. It indeed truely is, how do you like that then?" I liked it a lot and we started talking and then I proposed LUNCH.
uuuhhh that's like in "Lost in Translation", only difference Bill Murray got Scarlet Johansson and you the milf. 
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#161578 - 06/14/06 06:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I've been eating catering food on set for the past week. On Sunday I put my foot down. I told the producer, Masa, that I wanted some "proper" food. No more leaves and raw fish and slugs.
Masa: I have no idea how he gets his money, but the little button on my jacket told me he has "someone" give him money. He doesn't seem to do shit and he always has cash.
So at about 1pm Masa took me to a place in Hokkaido called Tokko House. The place was in a pretty "backdoor" neighbourhood which means 'don't come here without a Japanese guide if you is foreign". It's pretty easy to tell this because there are a lot of Bosozoku (biker gangs) in this area that terrorize foreigners.
Anyhoo- I sat down and Masa ordered for me in Japanese.
"Not good idea to speak Engrish here. They think maybe you're rude okay?"
OK.
The waitress brought some sake and what I believe was chicken teriyaki but it was made with a really dark blackish sauce.
"You sure this is good?"
"MMM too good."
The food tasted fscking weird, but kinda good. Not yummy good, but mysteriously good- like it begged for attention from many testers. As I was eating some girls came into the place and introduced themselves to us- lots of bowing and "hai hai".
Masa then beckoned to me and asked quietly "this girl is crazy men, you want to see?". Curious and excited, I thought I was going to see the Japanese equivalent of Belladonna. The girls were cute and I wasn't exactly sure which one he was talking about because, to be perfectly honest, they all looked alike and eerily young.
I nodded naunchantly. He pulled one of the girls who had long dyed hair ([perhaps a wig) and began to tell her something to which she replied "itai" or "noooo" but she began to lower her blouse revealing a HUGE scare.
What the fsck is that?
"Tori- pinku" which means "violent porn". This bitch was the most fscked up whore I've ever seen. Apprently, she's looking for work in videos where you get to dunk her in water, indulge her with rope-torture, whip her senseless- the works.
I've realized I'm in a fscked up community. It's not fscked up like the apocalypse or what one might except in the so-called "last days", this is more of a frustrated desire to understand the limitations of societies acceptance towards perverse mystery. I guess if it can be made, there will always be an audience, but I seriously doubt this girl is doing this of her own will. I've meet some very interesting people... most of them psychos ofcourse but others pretty normal. I meet one woman whose a dollmaker like myself but her house smells of urine and Masa later told me she keeps all her feces in plastic bags which she stores in a basement near the front door.
I've decided not to go with Masa for lunch ever again. I'm sticking to the catering we get on set. Some of the others guys laughed at me: "you don't rike?" they shrubbed; I didn't answer.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#161579 - 06/14/06 08:50 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Quote:
I've been eating catering food on set for the past week. On Sunday I put my foot down. I told the producer, Masa, that I wanted some "proper" food. No more leaves and raw fish and slugs.
Masa: I have no idea how he gets his money, but the little button on my jacket told me he has "someone" give him money. He doesn't seem to do shit and he always has cash.
So at about 1pm Masa took me to a place in Hokkaido called Tokko House. The place was in a pretty "backdoor" neighbourhood which means 'don't come here without a Japanese guide if you is foreign". It's pretty easy to tell this because there are a lot of Bosozoku (biker gangs) in this area that terrorize foreigners.
Anyhoo- I sat down and Masa ordered for me in Japanese.
"Not good idea to speak Engrish here. They think maybe you're rude okay?"
OK.
The waitress brought some sake and what I believe was chicken teriyaki but it was made with a really dark blackish sauce.
"You sure this is good?"
"MMM too good."
The food tasted fscking weird, but kinda good. Not yummy good, but mysteriously good- like it begged for attention from many testers. As I was eating some girls came into the place and introduced themselves to us- lots of bowing and "hai hai".
Masa then beckoned to me and asked quietly "this girl is crazy men, you want to see?". Curious and excited, I thought I was going to see the Japanese equivalent of Belladonna. The girls were cute and I wasn't exactly sure which one he was talking about because, to be perfectly honest, they all looked alike and eerily young.
I nodded naunchantly. He pulled one of the girls who had long dyed hair ([perhaps a wig) and began to tell her something to which she replied "itai" or "noooo" but she began to lower her blouse revealing a HUGE scare.
What the fsck is that?
"Tori- pinku" which means "violent porn". This bitch was the most fscked up whore I've ever seen. Apprently, she's looking for work in videos where you get to dunk her in water, indulge her with rope-torture, whip her senseless- the works.
I've realized I'm in a fscked up community. It's not fscked up like the apocalypse or what one might except in the so-called "last days", this is more of a frustrated desire to understand the limitations of societies acceptance towards perverse mystery. I guess if it can be made, there will always be an audience, but I seriously doubt this girl is doing this of her own will. I've meet some very interesting people... most of them psychos ofcourse but others pretty normal. I meet one woman whose a dollmaker like myself but her house smells of urine and Masa later told me she keeps all her feces in plastic bags which she stores in a basement near the front door.
I've decided not to go with Masa for lunch ever again. I'm sticking to the catering we get on set. Some of the others guys laughed at me: "you don't rike?" they shrubbed; I didn't answer.
Doesn't anyone brown bag tuna sandwiches anymore?
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#161581 - 06/20/06 05:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Today I discovered a place in Shinjuku called Jimpachi at the train station. This is a really good place to dine in Nippon if you are looking for a place that's not expensive, and if you know Japan, that's like finding a truthful person in LA. Unlike the other establishments around Shinjuku, Jimpachi is really half priced, spacious and cozy. Pretty fscking amazing!!
I decided to go for the Jimpachi Kushi which is fried chicken cartilage, fresh slices of raw amberjack, raw horsemeat and cow liver and petit fried potato. I also asked the waitress for the testers serving of jimpachi sushi (free upon request).
All this for a mere 1.980 yen. (not bad).
Jimpachi is located 5 minutes from the JR Shinjuku Station at 5F, Seibu Shinjuku Ekimae Bldg., 1-25-3 Kabuki-cho, Shinjuku-ku and they're open daily.
Highly approved!!!
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#161584 - 06/22/06 02:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I had a plate full of sushi that cost me about $120 at the New Otani Hotel. The only good thing about dining here is they give you this card that gives you access to this lounge where you can watch tv, play video games, watch anime amongst other privlages.
I read a copy of Crying Freeman and chugged a whole tray of sushi while I prayed that Japan loses and Ghana advances to the final 16. How'd you break bread today?
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#161585 - 06/27/06 06:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Breakfast is my lunch today. I decided to eat the Tuna Ahi salad from Swingers on Beverly/Laurel today at 5am based on the timing of my dentist appointment at 9am. There's no way I can eat within a few hours after going to the dentist because it would feel like dirtying up his handywork, much like driving to Las Vegas right after having your car detailed.
Swingers is the L.A. 24 hour hipster Denny's, but purposely retro ambiance aside, the menu is eclectic, always fresh, and made from scratch. I had half of it in the restaurant, cozied up in a round booth by myself on my sidekick as MC5 played on the joint's juke. I looked around and there were a few other groups in there about my age and two MAWS (model/actress/whatevers) at the bar. This place is great for people watching and even celeb sightings. Once Missy Monroe, Jasmin Byrne, Jake Malone, a few guys from the RLD office and I went there on my suggestion to thwart Missy's request for Mel's Diner...gag. Jake and the guys were all wearing their RLD jackets and eating burgers when, ironically, who came in but Paris Hilton.
So, there was Paris Hilton in one corner of the restaurant and the crew from Red Light District in the other. Mind you, this was only 1 week after RLD started selling Paris's sex tape.
Missy dared us, in full RLD regalia, to approach Miss Hilton and discuss her blow job. We never did and left it as a funny Hollywood tale. Missy and I did get a close look at her later in line for the ladies room- great skin, but a bit of freckling and crystal blue eyes. Pretty, actually.
I had the rest of my Ahi salad to go after the MC5 cd finished. Despite each seared slice over a stack of mixed greens and steamed veggies being simply amazing, I was near full. Even the trendy restaurants are giving way to over sized portions. I grabbed my order, gave my uber hot waitress a fat tip, and rolled on out. Somewhere around Hollywood/Highland, I saw a homeless guy holding up a cardboard 'Will Work 4 Food' sign. I slowed down and slid down my window enough to get my salad through to him. He opened the bag and closed it back. "I don't like Romaine lettuce," he said and slid away down the Walk of Stars.
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#161586 - 06/27/06 09:49 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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love the story about the homeless guy turning down your food Gia - "Will work for food" doesn't mean "any food"
About 10 years ago I was in Seattle with some friends and we started talking to a homeless guy as we waited in line at the 5-Spot. He seemed reasonably together - we offered to buy him bunch with us, and he accepted.
When we sat down to eat he ordered a decaf coffee and a chef salad, dressing on the side!
In Seattle, even the bums are health-conscious!
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#161587 - 06/28/06 06:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Udon and sushi for the past 5 days. I can feel my eyes getting smaller and my soul feeling more enriched. By the time am back home I will be a more enlighted being.
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#161589 - 06/28/06 05:03 PM
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Registered: 02/02/06
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I'm trying to reconcile the gagged Sub in your avatar, trussed up and drooling... with the Rockwellian image of a typical American homemaker, whistling a merry tune as she scurries buoyantly around her kitchen.
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#161590 - 06/28/06 06:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Can anyone else hear that loud annoying slurping sound?
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#161591 - 06/30/06 08:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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LUNCH today was traditional Afrikan food. I'm surprised there are even Afrikans in Nippon, and they even have little 90 page comic type books in the stores for your entertainment whilst you dine (sound familiar?).
On the menu:
Samaki
Mchele
Viazi
dengu
There was no established name for the meal except "mchele na dengu na samazi na viazi kando". Washed this down with sapporo.
The guy who cooked the meal told me he used to run for Japan in the Oympics but as luck would have it, the Japanese no longer gave a shit about sport because now all they care about is keeping ahead in the electronics game. Bummer. Food was good, fantastic to have something other than raw fish and seaweed for a change.
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#161594 - 07/02/06 03:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Today I saw Nelly Furtado and am convinced she's one of the hottest women alive. She's super short though, but her eyes were twinkling and she has a healthy pair of tits... very healthy I might add. Nice and supple breasts that would bare and supply a litter of children with nurishment. She was bouncing around and smiling. She has a kind of hookish nose that brought back memories when I used to bite my girlfriends nose when she was sleeping and she'd wake up and start to cry. I'd then bite it again and she'd tuck her face into the pillow and sob to sleep, then I'd tuck myself near her face so if I feel like biting her at night I'd do so.
Nelly Furtado doesn't eat LUNCH which was a total turn-off for me. Regardless of how HOT a woman is, a good meal is vital to support the bodies minerals and vitamins as well as producing some much needed daily poops. I told all this to Nelly (which is problematic in calling a woman because firstly it reminds me of a little boy then the picture morphs into that guy who raps about Air Force 1's). Nelly laughed and I saw her teeth because she opened her mouth the whole way and I could smell her breath. I think she had a mint and a strange vaccum from within her throat began to suck me inwards- inside the gaping maw of Nelly Furtado's mouth.
Once inside I realized that Nelly Furtado had either lied or had a really heavy breakfast. Pancakes, eggs and even a half buttered toast lay inside her stomach awaiting orders from her brain to begin the acid engesting process that we all take for granted.
We then listened to a song called "silizum" that was pretty good. Nelly (Furtado) was shaking and boucing as the music pourded out of the earphones, once again revealing her healthy supple breasts full of milk and vitamins and rich in protiens and calcium. If she gives birth to a healthy child, that child will not be denied this healthy nurishing drink that Nelly Furtado is making and not telling us about, perhaps because she is Portugese and this milk is what made the Portugese beat Merry Ol' England.
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#161595 - 07/02/06 08:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Can I ask what line fo work you're in that you get to have lunch with the lovely Nelly Furtado.
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#161598 - 07/04/06 02:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Nelly Furtado has a song called Explode off of her sophmore effort titled Folklore where she sings:
It's a fight, it's a fight and you finally belong
Got a shiner now and it's more than a battle scar
More than a battle scar, such a good, good story to tell
At lunch break, lunch break, lunch break, lunch break
Such a good, good story to tell
Today because I'm not feeling well and am tired I listened to a song by her called Promiscuous Girl in which she sang;
How you doin’ young lady
That feelin’ that you givin’ really drivin' me crazy
You don’t haveta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke
then in the chorus I heard:
Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want
to which Nelly asserted:
Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?
Nelly Furtado? APPROVED!
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#161601 - 07/04/06 04:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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lol, no i didn't actually think that but throwing his name in as a joke was too much to pass up.
I just had a turkey sandwich and some honey bbq chips for lunch
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Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#161603 - 07/05/06 03:34 AM
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Can I ask what line fo work you're in that you get to have lunch with the lovely Nelly Furtado.
Filmmaking.
I was thinking maybe a dentist since you got inside her mouth!
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#161604 - 07/05/06 04:33 AM
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Irish 7-course lunch:
6 beers, 1 hot dog
And dinner will be at least eight!!! 
It was waaayyyy more than 8. The LZ bootleg from 1971 made up for it.................a bit. 
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#161605 - 07/05/06 02:02 PM
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Because I'm under the weather, the girlfriend made me some chicken soup stock which I ate slowly, then I passed out then I awoke again to eat some strawberry yoghurt in bed while watching A&E Crime shows.
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#161606 - 07/06/06 05:20 PM
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Registered: 01/12/05
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It's amazing how I even managed to eat today, but nothing would stop me from enjoying a good LUNCH... not even the cold hand of death.
I managed to crawl out of bed at about noon today and slumped into the living room couch whilst the girlfriend made a salad and some pasta. The salad was HUGE and consisted of all the essentials; tomatoes, onions, cucumber slices, carrots, feta cheese, oregano, olives and some olive oil.
I then had a small plate of pasta and some lemonade to wash it down. I then sat back and onDemanded Cliffhanger. Man is this a funny movie. I seriously don't know what scriptwriters think when they write a story where the main character grabs ahold of a rope milliseconds before the guy is tossed 10,000 ft into a canyon. Then what the hell use is the FBI if a couple of Mountain Rescue guys can take out John Lithgow and his crew of shit-talking, baldheaded croonies solo?
My favorite part though is always the end, when the bad guy has one finally scream as he plummits into oblivion and a huge 'Hollywood' explosion is experienced.. Just another one of those moments that makes LUNCH the best time of day.
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#161607 - 07/07/06 03:07 PM
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Registered: 01/12/05
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I rediscovered the American LUNCH today folks:
Peanut butter and jelly sandwitches, lays classic potatoe chips and pepsi cola.
Hits the spot everytime!
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#161609 - 07/07/06 05:33 PM
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#161611 - 07/08/06 03:43 PM
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Registered: 01/12/05
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My favorite Mexican beer is Negra Modelo in the bottle with a slice of lime. If you haven't tried it, I suggest doing so because it is quite delicious and kickstarts a pleasant buzz. Three or four of these and I can forget about any productivity for the evening.
My friend Sparky used to bartend at this really shitty Mexican/ Tex-Mex/general soutwestern united states cuisine place called La Casita. The food was horrible and seemed even more so when Sparky introduced me to Ernie, the dirty Afro-American "chef" wearing his filthy apron and puffing a reefer with us in the back of the restaurant. Ernie talked about his 9 children from 6 different wives. He never received a paycheck because it was all docked for child support payments.
Sparky would substitute for the regular bartenders once or twice a month. I would go visit him and in exchange for toking him up with some sinsemilla, he'd drown me in free or heavily-discounted liquor and Mexican beer. They had some premium tequilas in really fancy bottles, like one was shaped like the mescal worm at the bottom of Mexican tequilas, yet made of glass and lying on it's side in a stand. These tequilas cost a hundred dollars (american) per bottle or more. I like tequila that doesn't require a beer chaser (or salt and lime for that matter). I overindulged in the bargain booze a few times and regretted getting drunk enough to order dinner from Ernie, the cook/scoundrel.
P.S. LUNCH was a rerun of breakfast today so I'll save it plus now I have a blasted headache to go with my flu.
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#161612 - 07/10/06 01:54 PM
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Yesterday my friend Bal came to my place and we ended up hanging out the entire day which is why I didn't have time to update the LUNCH thread.
Bal is an actor and has been in some pretty catchy roles, mostly acting like a weirdo and kissing hot chicks. Actually, in one film he ended up mostly doing just this, which made me wonder what kind of acting skills he has.
Yesterday while talking to Bal we got into an argument about animals. You see Bal loves pets and I destest them. I don't see the point of locking up animals and supposedly caring for them. If someone truely loved an animal, they'd want to see it in it's natural habitat... not in their fscking living room sheeding hair and skin all over the party. So the question suddenly struck me- if 2 dog kennels were on fire and the dogs died.. would you be compelled to set fire to a 3rd dog kennel and kill a 3rd dog?
For LUNCH we had a ceasar salad and white bean and spinach crossaint. It was actually really good. My nose was blocked the entire time so I can't tell you about the taste.. I just know it was good because we both said "mmmm" a lot when we were eating. I then chocked my girlfriend before she went to sleep.
PS. I'm currently listening to Clifford Brown and the Max Roach Quintet. Music as smooth as shit from a duck's ass.
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#161613 - 07/12/06 09:29 PM
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Today I had a very unique LUNCH. My girlfriend makes this cheese dip thats comprised of velvetta cheese and other secret ingredients she doesn't want me to reveal. The cheese dip is poured into a large bowl and chip scoops are plunged inside to scoop the mix and devour. I ate this stuff all afternoon until 3pm while I watched documentaries about people.
One particular documentary was about sex-addicts which embarassed me a lot because there was a man who said he actually tries to maintain errections for a very long time (think 5 hours plus). Another woman said she was into licking public things and showed some scenes of her licking public toilet seats. She said knowing that slimely men had sat their buttocks on those toilet seats got her aroused. She's from Texas too and not heavy as one might expect, but sheesh... another guy said he wanks even after having sex and sometimes hires prostitutes to watch him masterbate twice in a row. I felt sick at about 4:30pm... luckily my girlfriend came back home and told me a bed-time story and I snoozed and just woke up.
The weather was particularly lovely today. I imagined and hoped it was just as lovely on Venus.
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