I just had some chinese from Mister Chow's. I think thats what the place is called. It's actually not that far from where I live. I used to order here all the time, then I stopped when the woman moved in, but now I've started again.

I always went for fried rice- but recently, unknowingly, I changed to plain white rice. I ordered this with some orange chicken and some shrimp. It tasted fscking lovely.

I then put some ice in a big mug (about 4 ice-cubes) and poured in some coke (not pepsi) and as it was fizzling I took a gentle sip (1 sip not 2). It was fscking lovely.

How many of you can say your having a lovely LUNCHEON right now?
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