Today I had Spaghetti Carbonara for LUNCH out on the terrace. I added extra gratted pecorino and parmesan cheese. I was reading this cool book as I was eating when the neighor's daughter (a 14-year old blondie kiddling) walked into my place requesting I show her my "machine". I cheated the kid I had a machine in the garage hoping it would disinterest her but it turns out it added more fascination than was necessary.

I told the kiddling I'd show her after I finished having my lunch and even invited her to have some. So we had LUNCH and I told her how great that was.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.