My girlfriend has some of her friends visiting so my appetite has been greatly affected thanks to the late night partying. I've also been forced to make much larger meals than I'm used to.

Today I made fresh Mediterranean striped bass (boneless whore fish) baked with rosemary, extra virgin oil and fresh herbs. I didn't include any soup on the menu because the bass took forever to bake so I made everyone wait. Homeboys girlfriend almost passed out from hunger becuase she was sick all morning.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.