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Put it on youtube, brother. I want to see this video you remade in your own image.
I've been drinking for two days. This is the most sober I've been. I just left to let Razor Blaze out of her paddock and found cold french fries and a Burger King wrapper strewn on the seat of my Jetta. I can't be sure, but that must've been Lunch yesterday. I raped my roomate's asshole like a pussy yesterday after we got into an argument about 'Seinfeld'. I came in his butt and he put his hands over his face and yelped "Why to you always get drunk and pull this 'Deliverance' shit on me?! Goddamn you!" It's funny how some things stuck in your memory during a bender and others don't.





I was thinking about putting it on youtube, then I thought, why don't I host it on my webpage... together with my music. I liked this idea more...

Yesterday those 15-year old girls living next door came to my house. I didn't invite them. I asked them what they wanted and they said "We came to see your dolls"

Later my girlfriends friend Terry came over. I told her I wanted to see her clubbed like a baby seal. she likes that sort of humor...and we all laughed like we saw the peach. In a way, I wanted to have a bacon-lovers sandwich with her. We ate lunch at midnight yesterday.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.