My girlfriend made Paella today. I honestly wasn't hungry thanks to my late night drinking debauchery but...it was almost past LUNCH.

The paella had all the necessary ingridients: chicken, pork, shrimp, calamari, monkfish, mussels, chorizo and Langoniza sausage combined with rice and additional flavorings including some saffron.

I now feel like some ice-cream.


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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.