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#533095 - 11/03/11 05:51 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Roast beef , colby mozarella cheese and salad dressing on whole wheat toast with a banana pepper and jalapeno cheddar cheetos !
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#533108 - 11/03/11 07:35 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Mt Olive is the Purina of pickles and Frenches of mustard...

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#533113 - 11/03/11 08:17 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Roast beef , colby mozarella cheese and salad dressing on whole wheat toast with a banana pepper and jalapeno cheddar cheetos !
sounds great.where do they actually sell banana peppers at though?
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#533133 - 11/04/11 07:38 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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You should be able to buy banana peppers at any grocery store. At least I've never had a problem finding them. If that fails, try Whole Foods. They tend to have what others don't.

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#533147 - 11/04/11 10:44 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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thanks.
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#533157 - 11/04/11 02:36 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: frankie fatale]
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I bought a jar of supposedly medium level salsa the other day just because it was a locally made product. I didn't look at the ingredient list. The second ingredient listed is habaneros. I'll be shitting fireballs for a week.
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#533163 - 11/04/11 03:47 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I love habaneros. Endorphin rush for the win. Unfortunately, I'm getting old and if I eat them more than a couple times a month I shit blood.
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#533168 - 11/04/11 05:04 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I bought peppers at a local Food City earlier this week. Red Bell, passillia, [sp?] anaheim and banana. The banana has a little bit of heat but not much. This past weekend I went to a chili cook off in a nearby town to benefit the local chamber of commerce. A friends husband had some great elk chili but the real keeper was habanero chili by another dude. Plenty of heat but not inedible and an incredible peppery taste.
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#533202 - 11/05/11 05:37 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I might have to try that recipe, fiend. Thanks.

It's hard to find a good pickle on the commercial market. I can't stand Vlasic, Claussen, or Mt. Olive. Nathan's are the shit, but kind of pricey. Great Value makes a mean dill chip for burgers, but I've never tried any of their other varieties. I might have to take figgs up on his suggestion.

I had a friend who used to jar up his own sweet pickles using his grandma's recipe, and they were just amazing. I love homeade pickles regardless of type.


Edited by fartz (11/05/11 05:39 AM)

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#533227 - 11/05/11 11:38 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
I bought a jar of supposedly medium level salsa the other day just because it was a locally made product. I didn't look at the ingredient list. The second ingredient listed is habaneros. I'll be shitting fireballs for a week.


I guess "medium" is relative. I love hot with good flavor. Hot just for hot sake is boring.
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#533248 - 11/05/11 02:04 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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that^.and fartz if you love pickles then pick up a jar of em.you wont regret it.
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#533320 - 11/06/11 08:19 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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My asshole neighbors with the two teenage wigger kids got evicted and they left their Hibachi on the front porch.

Mine now.

Grilled up some sirloins last night, and am going to bust out some chicken breast tonight. The biggest problem is it leaves Mrs. Fartz inside to take care of the sides, which could have horrible ramifications.

While I was grilling the steaks, my other neighbor who is from Trinidad and is just about the coolest motherfucker I've ever met in my life came home and was super-stoked to see that I had the grill going on a cold November night. So stoked in fact, that he smoked a fat doobie with me, then used the grill for his own ribeyes and cleaned it out afterward. Life is good.

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#533325 - 11/06/11 08:57 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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^^^Nice. It's a beautiful day here in NYC and I have the Marathon running past my place. If I'd known it was going to be this nice, I'd have bought some fillets and busted out the Weber grill. Instead, ima roast some lemongrass/coconut chicken. And spark up a fat doob.

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#533329 - 11/06/11 09:04 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Man, I wish we didn't all live in various parts of the globe. I would love to spark up a doob with some of the folks on here.


** Oh, and I gotz a bitchin stuffed pork chops recipe if anyone's interested. I didn't want to post it, because this is the "lunch" thread, and these are more dinner-like.


Edited by fartz (11/06/11 09:07 AM)

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#533334 - 11/06/11 10:06 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Taken hibachi's are better than bought any day of the week. Sometimes a hibachi is the best grill ever invented.

I'm interested in your stuffed porkchop recipe. We need a "dinner" and/ or "recipe" thread.
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#533335 - 11/06/11 10:15 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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No shit, dude on line at the store last night was talking about stuffed pork chops. Looks like it's get high and cook weekend all around.

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#533350 - 11/06/11 12:39 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
frankie fatale Offline
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i feel like grilling now but raining season just started here so looks like ill be waiting a bit.
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#533356 - 11/06/11 02:14 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I had pork and beans for lunch. Yesterday I soaked dried beans over night. This morning I put the beans and a ham bone I saved in the crock pot on high. Added some onion, spices and a little honey(but maple syrup works good too) after a couple hours and let it cook for another couple hours. Came out great. The ham that was still on the bone just fell off. Way better than stuff out of a can.
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#533359 - 11/06/11 03:16 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Smoked sausages and a cheeseburger from the grill. Small baked potato. Had some A1 on the burger and sprinkled seasoned salt, pepper, garlic, hot sauce and worsteschire [sp?] on the sausages before cooking.
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#533395 - 11/07/11 06:56 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Here's the recipe. It's actually one of the more simpler stuffed PC recipes out there. But it's good.

Here's what ya' need

*Two butterfly chops
*olive oil
*about 3/4 cup of fresh Spinach Leaves
*2-3 Granny Smith apples, peeled
*5-7 strips of thick-cut bacon
*2-3 shallots
* 1-2 cups shredded Jack cheese depending on how cheesey you want it.


*Chop up the shallots, dice the apples, chop up the Spinach, mix them together in a bowl and put it aside.

*Cook the bacon, then chop it and add it to the apple/shallot/Spinach mix.

*Drain the bacon pan, but leave 2-3 tablespoons of bacon grease in the pan. Saute the apple/shallot/bacon mix in the remaining bacon grease until everything is slightly soft. Make sure the apples still have a slight crunch, as the oven will take care of softening them up thoroughly.

*When that's ready to go, dump the cheese in and stir it around until it melts and everything is nice and binded.

*Seperate the mix in half.

*Stuff as much as that shit as you can in each pork chop. Fold over, and toothpick those fuckers.

*Drizzle olive oil and whatever seasoning you wish on the tops of the chops. I use Sweet Basil and crushed Sea Salt.

*Bake those fuckers at about 350 until internal temp reaches 164-170.

*Enjoy.

The original recipe called for Fontina cheese, but I aint spending nine fucking dollars on a little wedge of cheese. Jack works perfectly for about a a fourth of the price. If your one of those rich mens, go ahead and bust out the fontina and tell me how it was.

I added the spinach to the recipe. It doesn't do much more than add color and help the rich mixture digest a little easier.

WARNING
Between the shallots, spinach, and apples, these chops will give you THE FARTZ.


Edited by fartz (11/07/11 07:13 AM)

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#533749 - 11/10/11 01:18 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Dried tomato in garlic marinade.



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#533767 - 11/10/11 04:41 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
backdoorman Offline
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Har har ! ^
I had Chinese today. Hot and Sour Soup, egg roll, fried rice, bourbon chicken and mongolian chicken.
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#535507 - 11/29/11 10:05 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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It was a particularly hot and dry summer here. We had a burn ban on that was only lifted about two weeks ago. Last Friday it was seventy degrees so I bought two pounds of ground round and grilled/smoked eight 1/4 lbs burgers over charcoal and pecan wood. I also sliced two onions and grilled/smoked the slices with the burgers. Then I froze them. Today I brought one for lunch and heated it up in the microwave at work. The smell was amazing and filled the entire room. I had the burger on a kaiser roll with tomatoes, dill pickle slices, a slice of sharp cheddar, the smoked onions, lettuce, and yellow mustard. I also had a glass of fresh brewed unsweetened ice tea to wash it down with.

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#535517 - 11/29/11 12:16 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Now that sounds fucking amazing!

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#535518 - 11/29/11 12:20 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: Generizer]
Jerkules Offline
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Pepper Jack instead of Cheddar and I'm down.
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#535533 - 11/29/11 04:24 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
backdoorman Offline
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Wow I grilled burgers and hot dogs today too. 35 degrees and spitting snow aside !
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#535544 - 11/29/11 08:59 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Weather has never discouraged me from the grill.
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#535558 - 11/30/11 07:01 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
backdoorman Offline
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Roast beef and colby cheese on whole wheat toast w/ tomato,onion and salad dressing. Banana peppers for crunch on the side.
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#535560 - 11/30/11 07:53 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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^^^ A little early for Lunch or is it brunch?

Outside temperature doesn't effect my grilling, but a burn ban sure does. The grass was as quick to ignite as gasoline this summer.

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#535583 - 11/30/11 05:47 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I'm in EST and the posts show up in PST for some reason.

* edit: found the time format and changed it.


Edited by backdoorman (11/30/11 05:50 PM)
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#535648 - 12/01/11 05:19 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Too bad you had to eat them re-heated, Have2. The microwave does take a little away.

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#535651 - 12/01/11 06:23 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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some of those Hot Pockets sideshots, those things are a-mazing

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#535837 - 12/04/11 12:02 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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We've been in the Caribbean the past week and had some incredible lunches...

Lobster thermidor, saltfish, all sorts of jerked chicken, weird tacos, and a couple days just mixed drinks or Presidente beers.

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#535873 - 12/04/11 11:40 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
frankie fatale Offline
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what is jerked chicken?because ive had before on pizza but i have no idea what the hell they did to it.
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#535877 - 12/04/11 01:14 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: frankie fatale]
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It's when some Jamaican jerks off on chicken then serves it to unsuspecting tourists.

Jerked Chicken recipe
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#535881 - 12/04/11 03:50 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: frankie fatale]
J.B.
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WTF, Figgs? Sounds like Panzer Pizza.

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#535899 - 12/04/11 08:42 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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1 pound of steamed mussels, a plate of fried oysters, potato salad. And a bucket of steamed clams.

The mussels were way better than the clams.
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#535910 - 12/05/11 07:38 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
frankie fatale Offline
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thanks for clearing that up jigaloo and jb it was at claim jumper i think.
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#535972 - 12/05/11 08:55 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Kobe Slider Lunch with miso soup and salad

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#536117 - 12/06/11 11:08 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: gia jordan]
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I made some pork stroganof earlier today:



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#536121 - 12/06/11 11:45 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
gia jordan Offline
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I can always count on Panzer to help me lose my appetite.

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#536129 - 12/07/11 05:01 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Yeah that looks like meal worms in shit gravy !
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#536159 - 12/07/11 09:51 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Yeah that looks like meal worms in shit gravy !

Are you sure that it does not looks like pieces of yo' mama in the liquified version of yo' papa?

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#536205 - 12/07/11 05:17 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Yeah pretty sure ! But is your grandmother OK ?
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#536207 - 12/07/11 05:25 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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I opened this tab before the one about the propeller accident, clicked here, confused the tabs for a moment and smiled.

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#536257 - 12/08/11 09:49 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
backdoorman Offline
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The problem with Alex is he cooks like a bachelor. [like me] He mixes all his shit together and photographs it and expects others to think it looks appetizing. If you photograph food separate is better with sides a garnish and the sauce applied with thought. Almost like pasting a girls face with sperm. :-0]
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#538086 - 12/26/11 12:23 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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You just set it and forget it!:





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#538091 - 12/26/11 08:32 AM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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How many babies do you fit in there at once?
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#540703 - 01/13/12 02:07 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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Haven't been to the grocery store yet but I decided to scrounge some lunch at home anyway. I opened the refrigerator and I took out some tortillas and the remains of a block of Jack cheese. I sliced the cheese thin, heated up a skillet, and prepared to make some simple quesadillas.

When I was in the frig I noticed I had a little mojo de ajo left, I make it to put on seafood. I said what the hell and drizzled a little of the oil on the cheese, before folding it over, and also put some of the garlic pieces on there as well. It's now going to be a standard ingredient when I fix quesadillas in the future.

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#540833 - 01/14/12 04:37 PM Re: LUNCH [Re: loopnode]
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That sounds fantastic! I may have to do this one day. Thanks for sharing that.

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