I was going to go out today but I didn't because I feel tired. Also I found this funny video my friends and I made a long time ago when we used to go to the casino every weekend just to get FREE drinks. I mean.. how fscking childish is that?

Once, after leaving the casino real late, we went to one of the posh malls next door to look for a bathroom, but because it was late, the poor sod that has to clean the place had locked up. So I came up with the brilliant idea of pissing on the seats of the restaurant in the mall (one of those posh restaurants that you'd only eat at just so you can see yourself being seen the same way you've always seen people eat just to be seen). So I start pissing on the plants and seats and even trying to get some on the table. My friends follow and we're laughing and making ill comments.

As we're about to finish, some security guy immerges from the floor. Turns out this chap is supposed to be working security but instead takes a nap on the floor and our pissing woke him up- either from the urine splashes or our laughing. He's super pissed and tries to grab one of us but we high tail it outta there and he's left only with the evidence on his clothes.

Now heres the kicker- I don't know whether this is just me, but as soon as I saw this chap I somehow STOPPED peeing. My firends had to force themselves to finish while another guy just ran with his todger dangling and still weeing as he went. Somehow I'm the only one who just on the fly stopped peeing. It still bafles me.

Enuff about that... you people really want to know about what I had for LUNCH.

Today I had a Philly steak pita. Now the strange thing is I recently discovered I don't enjoy these pitas but somehow... my girlfriend always finds a way of feeding them to me.

My pita came with luttuce, tomatoes, onions.. tzaziki sauce and some BBQ sauce because... if you eat a pita without a lot of sauce, it's very dry which again, I don't like. I washed this not-so-very delicious lunch with a large Pepsi cola soft-drink.