Army Of Ass
Atten-shun! It’s the earth-shattering debut of Cram & Grip Johnson’s first release without any fatties or horny mommies and, yeah, it actually has got some nice snizz to help jizz-off salvos from your handy cooze bazooka. Don’t look so surprised because the budget has been notched up a little and for the first time in their newly energized careers they’ve actually procured some orgasm evoking porn-holes. Skin Tight’s house director “Dick” once again shows that he is somewhat skilled behind the lens and hopefully he’s going to improve on a steady supply of better looking bimbos. For instance, tall blonde Sharon Wild actually looked like a USO babe out to entertain the ecstasy brigade and maybe I’m the only one on ecstasy, but I plead the fifth. Anyway, Holly Day is a sugary young cutie who has got a smokin’ hot butt and a damn nice body, so shut up already about the gap in her teeth. I haven’t heard much bitching from the persnickety department bout Belladonna’s chops, but who am I to criticize the over-critical?
That’s right. Olivia Saint was looking the best she has in ages despite getting slammed by that re-animated corpse named Valentino. Yikes, has this guy got dark circles under the eyes or is that gothic make-up? I guess it’s a mystery better left for Scooby to solve although this is still a groovy scene when he isn’t fucking her like a spider all over.
Next up was the the cushy body of Holly Day and tall blonde Sharon Wild actually seems like a USO babe on ecstasy. Or maybe I’m ecstasy, but I plead the fifth. Woooo-weee! Them palm bombs be bursting in air!
In closing, even the last slut Venus was highly strokable and the only thing that really sucked about this flick was that the frog douchebag Steven French fucked in two out of the four scenes. C’mon Grip, our boys over there are doing some serious Saddam stomping whereas the French are a bunch of whiney pansies and you better stop using this fucko so much because his spitting habit is really annoying quality control big time. Could somebody deport this guy already?