It's amazing how I even managed to eat today, but nothing would stop me from enjoying a good LUNCH... not even the cold hand of death.

I managed to crawl out of bed at about noon today and slumped into the living room couch whilst the girlfriend made a salad and some pasta. The salad was HUGE and consisted of all the essentials; tomatoes, onions, cucumber slices, carrots, feta cheese, oregano, olives and some olive oil.

I then had a small plate of pasta and some lemonade to wash it down. I then sat back and onDemanded Cliffhanger. Man is this a funny movie. I seriously don't know what scriptwriters think when they write a story where the main character grabs ahold of a rope milliseconds before the guy is tossed 10,000 ft into a canyon. Then what the hell use is the FBI if a couple of Mountain Rescue guys can take out John Lithgow and his crew of shit-talking, baldheaded croonies solo?

My favorite part though is always the end, when the bad guy has one finally scream as he plummits into oblivion and a huge 'Hollywood' explosion is experienced.. Just another one of those moments that makes LUNCH the best time of day.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.