One Christmas, my mom and dad had loads of people round and they cooked a salmon. I took the skeleton afterwards and put it on one of my turntables under a sheet of plastic, angled the arm the right way, took the cartridge off and played it. It made a fscking racket. So I took it down to Andy's, put it into the software and made a track out of it.

Another time we went to the Zoo and found a dead baby monkey- it must have got out of a cage and died, we just found it on the ground- so Andy put it in his bag. When we got it back to the house, we stuck it in a chair, shoved a pipe up its ass and kept pressing its stomach and it made a sound like "phthut phtut". Eventually a new song was made called "Banana Monkey Boogie".

Today I had smoked salmon for LUNCH that triggered this nostalgia. I might make some music later tonight.