Quote:


I agree, but that miniature coffin is an amazing work of craftsmanship. Is that mother of pearl inlay Loop?



My friend Cindi decorated the coffin. She was at the party today. She kept making weird faces the entire time. Me and her got into a discussion about Cheryl Hines. It turns out Cindi has the same fixation on Cheryl as I do. I pointed out that perhaps when Cheryl goes to sleep she has her mouth open, releasing a celestrial cloud of pheramones into the atomosphere. Cindi giggled and added that if there is a phenomenon such as REM for tongues, Cheryl's must flicker like a wave in rapid waters it would turn any woman into a lesbian.

We stopped talking about this when we couldn't figure out which of her orifices would taste better and the mood had now changed from simple conversation to an empathic masterbation. Quido I says.
_________________________
I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.