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I had 2 hotdogs for lunch- one with mustard and one with ketchup




Me and Cleetus have no time for these imperialist tidbits. I had two bags of spicy Cheetos out of the warehouse vending machine..
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."