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#161764 - 09/05/06 02:53 PM Re: LUNCH
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
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Two slices of pizza, one sausage and one pepperoni, from a conveinence store with a can of Pepsi which I had to scarf down in 15 minutes and get back on the factory floor afterwards.
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#161765 - 09/06/06 06:09 AM Re: LUNCH
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I just watched Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. I'm not sure why I watched this film, because I really shouldn't have. It was possibly the most stupid film I've seen since Binkini Girls on Dinosaur Planet





Did u like Anchorman? It was made by the same people who did Talladega...

I laughed so hard watching Anchorman, because i like that wacky sense of humour, so i was wondering if Talladega is similar in that way.

The weird thing about Anchorman is that this movie is hated from most of the ppl with which i usually share the same taste for movies, and the other way around.

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#161766 - 09/06/06 03:54 PM Re: LUNCH
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I don't remember thinking much of Anchorman. It's really not my kind of film.

Today I was caught up in that messy junction of work and fun. I took the avenue of fun which did a full circle back to work and thus missed LUNCH. Worse, is that my fun has just run out seeing that.. argh.. long story, but sufice to say that it was an annoying day.

I ran to downtowns to the cafetteria and picked up a Belgium salad. It wasn't advertised as such but I know thats what it was. Belgium salads comprise of fresh arugola tossed with lemon dressing and drops of balsamic vinegar reserve and served with oven dried grapes and asiago cheese. I added shrimp to my meal because I'm a sucker for sea-food.

I had this around 20 minutes ago (3:30pm).
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#161767 - 09/06/06 04:04 PM Re: LUNCH
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I don't remember thinking much of Anchorman. It's really not my kind of film.

Today I was caught up in that messy junction of work and fun. I took the avenue of fun which did a full circle back to work and thus missed LUNCH. Worse, is that my fun has just run out seeing that.. argh.. long story, but sufice to say that it was an annoying day.

I ran to downtowns to the cafetteria and picked up a Belgium salad. It wasn't advertised as such but I know thats what it was. Belgium salads comprise of fresh arugola tossed with lemon dressing and drops of balsamic vinegar reserve and served with oven dried grapes and asiago cheese. I added shrimp to my meal because I'm a sucker for sea-food.

I had this around 20 minutes ago (3:30pm).





I hope Los Angeles becomes a modern day Tunguska event.

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#161768 - 09/06/06 04:55 PM Re: LUNCH
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I had two fried pork chops with a side order of macaroni and cheese and a small cesar's salad. That shit was good!

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#161769 - 09/06/06 06:00 PM Re: LUNCH
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I hope Los Angeles becomes a modern day Tunguska event.






... and those in the mid-western states are diagnosed with harlequin ichthyosis.
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#161770 - 09/08/06 03:11 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today was one of those days that didn't need to exist because very little happened. The only good thing that came out of it is that I bought a new book.
I had LUNCH kinda late. This is the 2nd time and definately isn't a welcoming. I had clam chowder and a pepsi. These simple luncheons sure do hit the spot. I might get some chips later.
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#161771 - 09/10/06 01:36 AM Re: LUNCH
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For LUNCH Quinne ate a Krispy treat.



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#161772 - 09/10/06 02:11 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today for LUNCH I had a grilled chicken with mashed potatoes and corn cooked by boozi. The corn was perfectly buttered and soft. boozi has a terrible habit of asking you what you think of the food every time you take a bite. He also makes irrtating comments such as "mmm that chicken sure came out good. How's your?"
My girlfriend is in New York so I'm having to be more social but I don't see this lasting very long.
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#161773 - 09/10/06 02:16 PM Re: LUNCH
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Hey, I found something that made me think of you. Do you want me to get get it an give it to you? If you do, do you want it here or in privately?
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#161774 - 09/10/06 02:35 PM Re: LUNCH
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Hrm... send it to my pm.
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#161775 - 09/10/06 02:48 PM Re: LUNCH
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Why the "Hrm"? What the fuck is that about? Why the trepidation? I thought we were on friendly terms. Anyway, okay.


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#161776 - 09/10/06 03:00 PM Re: LUNCH
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Shouldn't you be called Weathervane?

or at least have a pic of an actual Windsock?



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#161777 - 09/10/06 03:06 PM Re: LUNCH
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"Shouldn't" by what standards, sir? If I want to call myself "corncob" and display a photograph of "Pia Zadora" I do not see hows it anybodies fucking business but mine own.
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#161778 - 09/10/06 03:20 PM Re: LUNCH
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Why the "Hrm"? What the fuck is that about? Why the trepidation? I thought we were on friendly terms. Anyway, okay.







I guess I didn't know what to expect, but I love prezzies.
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#161779 - 09/10/06 03:28 PM Re: LUNCH
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"Shouldn't" by what standards, sir? If I want to call myself "corncob" and display a photograph of "Pia Zadora" I do not see hows it anybodies fucking business but mine own.




I am speaking purely aesthetics.

Drinking becomes you sir.
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#161780 - 09/10/06 04:09 PM Re: LUNCH
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Lunch today was Shrimp and More platter at Long John Silver's in Evansville. A single guy who can't cook quickly makes friends with fast food, TV dinners, and frozen pizza.
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#161781 - 09/11/06 12:05 PM Re: LUNCH
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"Shouldn't" by what standards, sir? If I want to call myself "corncob" and display a photograph of "Pia Zadora" I do not see hows it anybodies fucking business but mine own.




Pia Zadora! Now that was a beauty with a true sense of style. Not like that overfed goth monster with staples in her face.

Pia

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#161782 - 09/11/06 01:08 PM Re: LUNCH
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a young Miss Zadora in Santa Claus VS The Martians

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#161783 - 09/11/06 05:02 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I wanted to eat a burger. I walked to the nearby McDonalds fastfood place but the line was so long, so I detoured to another restaurant that servers burgers and fries. I don't even know what this place is called (outside it's just written burgers, fries, shakes" and stuff like that. Inside it looks like a diner straight outta the 50s. I ordered a buffalo burger with some fries; take-away. Their buffalo burger comes so packed with lettuce, avocado, onions, pickles, tomatoes and bacon that it's guranteed to fall apart as you chomp down on it. However, it's such a delicious burger that one cannot help risking it.

I ate half of my burger at the restaurant then took the rest back to the office. Grabbed a Pepsi from the refigerator and chomped on some fries whilst I leafed through some scripts.
LUNCH is awesome!!
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#161784 - 09/12/06 04:45 PM Re: LUNCH
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For LUNCH today I had a classic Fish fry... 3 generous pieces of beer-battered North Atlantic Cod, 2 slices of buttered rye bread, a bowl of new england clam chowder soup and seasoned french fried potatoes. I squeezed a fresh lemon wedge over the fish and downed a fine Ale to compliment the delicious meal. My friend Hewitson came over and we made some jokes. I laughed like it was Friday, then we talked about some serious stuff and we started aruging. I think he wanted some Ale, so I bought him some.
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#161785 - 09/12/06 05:41 PM Re: LUNCH
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I went to Kelly's Cajun Grill in Redondo Beach. I had blacked chicken, cajun potatoes and red beans and rice. I've been here before and its so good, I'll be back agin in another two weeks.
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#161786 - 09/14/06 03:26 PM Re: LUNCH
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I spent the whole day today hooking up a personal internet radio station and almost missed my LUNCH.

Instead of a traditional meal I had breakfast; pancakes with Mrs. Butterworth's Original Syrup, potatoes and bacon. I also made some hot chocolate on the side. I finally got the radio to work at about 3pm so now fiddling with mixing stuff around. weeeeeeeeeeee
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#161787 - 09/15/06 02:28 PM Re: LUNCH
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I just had fried rice with chicken and an egg roll meal. It was pretty bland and I have a feeling it reflected Samantha's mood. She's the cook. I stole Karen's diet doctor pepper soft drink (a drink I normally would never indulge in) but I wasn't particulary thirsty. My reason was simply to sweeten my taste buds. My friend Lex laughed about this. Karen noticed and said "What the hell?"
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#161788 - 09/15/06 06:42 PM Re: LUNCH
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Lunch special at Pizza Picazzo: Slice of Pepperoni Pizza and a Greek Salad with French Feta cheese. I eat only the Frenchest Fetas.

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#161789 - 09/18/06 04:31 PM Re: LUNCH
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There are those days, those moments in life, when for no particular reason the senses are heightened and the commonplace becomes sublime.

Today was such a day. Kathy is the new cook downstairs. She made some meatlove which seriously tasted like it came straight from your mom's kitchen. It was made with love and confidence that doesn't always become the basic cook.

There are those who, deprived of physical beauty, develop a sincerity and beauty of spirit that seems to eclipse their appearance. They marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge. I hope Kathy stays. LUNCH is getting better everyday.
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#161790 - 09/21/06 02:23 PM Re: LUNCH
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#161791 - 09/21/06 04:30 PM Re: LUNCH
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You gotsta finda way to gets peoples to particpates, brah. They is afraid like latent hecklers in a standup crowd. You own this thread too fiercely. Your bumps look like bumps nomatter how inventive and evocative.
I had a FREE lunch today. They warehouse sponsored an "Ends of Summers' luncheon outside. It was kind of cool withy lots of cirru7s. I had a freen "Italian sausage" sandwich with FREE Fritos and FREE pasta salad and FREE diet pEpsi. I sat by myself. My immedfiate supervisor insultingly sat down conspicuously accros from me and asked "How's windsock doing?" Boy. Is hanghing to best suicidse or is bleeding. I don't wan't to be nauseous, but I don't want violence. My fantasy is coming to conscioluosness ammongst Romper Room psych workers for a few weeks who see how fucking special I am in some4 other realitry. Who weikll pay for this? I donut care.


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#161792 - 09/23/06 11:21 AM Re: LUNCH
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Yesterday...



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#161793 - 09/26/06 01:44 PM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 09/05/06
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Today I went to the supermarket and bought a head of cauliflower. At home I steamed the cauliflower, cooked some potatoes, fried some fricadelles and made a Hollandaise sauce. It was an absolutely yummy meal!

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#161794 - 09/26/06 02:21 PM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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Urth Cafe on Melrose. Outside on patio where I could watch my car before the meter expired. Grazed on the tuna salad/ no mayo, no dressing and a side of pickles and mustard. Always amazing food there, but the parking sucks.
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#161795 - 09/26/06 02:28 PM Re: LUNCH
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
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Carl Buddig Turkey(you know the cheap lunch meat that comes in the little bags) on white bread with a slice of American cheese, a green apple(the only kind I eat), a package of two Little Debbie Nutty Bars, and a can of Sam's Choice Fruit Punch flavored soda(all of which I had to scarf down in about 20 minutes and then be back on the floor working)
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#161796 - 09/26/06 02:29 PM Re: LUNCH
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Home made aioli spread on foccacia bread with grilled chicken breast, provolone cheese, sundried tomatoes and a big basil leaf. Two slices of very ripe cantaloupe.

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#161797 - 09/26/06 03:34 PM Re: LUNCH
Gatsby Offline
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Registered: 09/06/06
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Home made aioli spread on foccacia bread with grilled chicken breast, provolone cheese, sundried tomatoes and a big basil leaf. Two slices of very ripe cantaloupe.


That sounds amazingly delicious dear Gen. I myself had Beef with Oyster Mushrooms in garlic sauce over white rice.

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#161798 - 09/26/06 03:59 PM Re: LUNCH
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Wow. Action today on the LUNCH thread. This is good news.
Today I verntured to Johnny Rocket's with some co-workers after the usual yacking around the office.

I actually don't like Johnny Rockets except when I'm depressed. For some reason their over-priced burgers and malts make me feel better when all other attempts at lifting my heart fail. I wasn't miserable today but I was starving. My appetitte has lately been on the vengence.

I ordered the Smoked House burger. This comes with tillamook cheddar cheese, thick bacon, crisp onion rings and a special smoke House barbecue-ranch sauce. American fries unfortunately have to be side-ordered so we ordered a plate of 4 (served fresh and hot when they are ready).

I ordered a chocolate malt to wash my burger down with was spiked with enough sugar to power a generator. Maddy ordered a float and Bezi ordered a barq's soda pop. I'm went back to work wired.
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#161799 - 09/26/06 04:12 PM Re: LUNCH
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i had a bag of chex mix.Traditional flavor.
the kind you find on the bottom shelf of the trail mix and beef jerky aisle at 7-11.
I washed it down with a Diet Pepsi.

mmm-mmm good.
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#161800 - 09/26/06 04:45 PM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Early cheat day this week. Wienerschnitzel was the stop today. I had to get out of the office and that was the closest place. Anyway, had two chilli dogs and just threw the fries away. I dont like fries that much anyway. I drank Rasberry Ice Tea, even thou I was craving a soda, which I dont drink. Strange.
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#161801 - 09/26/06 05:02 PM Re: LUNCH
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weeeeeeee LUNCH. My favorite thread.
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#161802 - 09/26/06 05:09 PM Re: LUNCH
Sergio T. Offline
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weeeeeeee LUNCH. My favorite thread.




I just love eating. Hopefully I'll be able to hit some of those spots you recomended ealier in the thread. I just got to weed thru pages to find them.
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#161803 - 09/26/06 10:03 PM Re: LUNCH
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I had 2 peanut butter and banana sandwiches with some apple juice. In the middle of LUNCH, my attorney called and said I wasn't going to lost my ass in a lawsuit, which somehow made the peanut butter taste a little better. Then I ed a few times and took a nap.

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#161804 - 09/28/06 03:28 PM Re: LUNCH
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I ate 2 beaf burrito's from Sam's today. I always purchase 1 buritto then after I eat it, I get another one then I feel "too" full. Sam knows this habbit of mine and always asks me "Why don't you just purchase two? You know you'll be back for another one." and I almost always respond "Not today Sam. I only want one."

I've done this now for almost 4 months and never once have I settled for just one beaf burrito. I always end up getting a second one. ANGST!
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#161805 - 09/28/06 04:26 PM Re: LUNCH
Gatsby Offline
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Bacon, Egg & Cheese on English Muffin w/side order of rice. Wierd but delish.

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#161806 - 09/28/06 05:35 PM Re: LUNCH
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Qdoba Mexican Grill in Manhattan Beach. I had the steak quesadilla. The steak was marinated and it included 3 diferent kinds of cheese. The hot sauce was spicy hot, but not uncomfortably hot. I will go there again soon. I want to try their Sirloin burrito.
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#161807 - 09/29/06 08:06 PM Re: LUNCH
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Same as last time I posted in this thread, only the lunch meat was turkey and had some mustard on it. I also had a Little Debbie Fudge Brownie instead of a Nutty bar also. Same boring lunch, day in, day out.
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#161808 - 09/30/06 03:13 PM Re: LUNCH
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Ate 15 pieces of sushi sashimi today. The dude at the restaurant looked at me with his mouth open. I think I was rude. He came over at first to explain how the Ebi was made- but by the 2nd time I ordered more Ebi he didn't come by. I've also increased my dossage of wasabi on sushi. Usually put a smiggen on the fish now I hawk more of its all over like paste.

My girlfriend started singing "strawberries" over and over again when we were leaving. She just kept repeating the word in a harmonic tone. Strangely, I started liking it so now I've instructed her not to stop.
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#161809 - 09/30/06 03:15 PM Re: LUNCH
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Nachos
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#161810 - 09/30/06 07:45 PM Re: LUNCH
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You wanmt to know what the fuck I had for lunch today? I stole some of my roomate's peanut butter and had a sandwich with it on wheat bread. The issue of stolen peanut butter came to a head recently when my life was threatened with a steak knife. A can of unopened Jif extra crunchy has remained unopened in the cupboard in the weeks since, possibly as a kind of test/temptation/make my day gesture. I did it, hostiley and hungrily. I did it earnestly and sincerely. A fine sandwich. The shoes have not dropped yet. It is a matter of time until the crime is discovered. I washed it down with a glass of Diet 7uP spike with diluted Kamchatka vodka. Later I farted and they sure did stink something awful.


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#161811 - 10/01/06 01:33 PM Re: LUNCH
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Cream cheese and tomatos on a bagel with a large cup of coffee w/extra half & half and 5 sugars. As Rachel Ray would say "YUMM O"

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#161812 - 10/01/06 02:13 PM Re: LUNCH
loopnode Offline
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I made some Bami Goreng. Roasted noodles, soy, chicken, brocoli, shrimps, chili and ginger. I'm so full. I don't know whats up.. I think my tummy is shrinking.

The neighbors complained about the noize last night. They said "What the hell are you building in there?" They were refering to the garage. I have something I'm building, but I didn't tell them what it was.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#161813 - 10/01/06 02:20 PM Re: LUNCH
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
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What are you building? In lieu of actually revealing, what materiels and tools are being used and what sorts of disruptrive noises are disturbing your neighborhood?
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