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#161714 - 08/18/06 05:38 PM Re: LUNCH
Sergio T. Offline
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Today I went down the hardwood floors to my kitchen. There I made spagehetti and a nice garden salad. Meatballs wer big, because I made them. The salad was awsome, only the freshest ingredients. The lettuce ws green and plenty of crutons. I washed that down with
cranberry juice. To top that off, I also had a baked potato. I may just go back for dessert. I hear they have otter pops in the freezer.
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#161715 - 08/18/06 05:54 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I went down the hardwood floors to my kitchen. There I made spagehetti and a nice garden salad. Meatballs wer big, because I made them. The salad was awsome, only the freshest ingredients. The lettuce ws green and plenty of crutons. I washed that down with
cranberry juice. To top that off, I also had a baked potato. I may just go back for dessert. I hear they have otter pops in the freezer.




nigga what the hell.........

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#161716 - 08/18/06 06:02 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I went down the hardwood floors to my kitchen. There I made spagehetti and a nice garden salad. Meatballs wer big, because I made them. The salad was awsome, only the freshest ingredients. The lettuce ws green and plenty of crutons. I washed that down with
cranberry juice. To top that off, I also had a baked potato. I may just go back for dessert. I hear they have otter pops in the freezer.




nigga what the hell.........



Damn G, it was a spoof on Loopnode. I just worded it as if he would.
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#161717 - 08/18/06 06:04 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I went down the hardwood floors to my kitchen. There I made spagehetti and a nice garden salad. Meatballs wer big, because I made them. The salad was awsome, only the freshest ingredients. The lettuce ws green and plenty of crutons. I washed that down with
cranberry juice. To top that off, I also had a baked potato. I may just go back for dessert. I hear they have otter pops in the freezer.




nigga what the hell.........



Damn G, it was a spoof on Loopnode. I just worded it as if he would.




damm that nigga loopy word shit like that? godddammm. ct you had me worried for a minute.

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#161718 - 08/18/06 06:07 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I went down the hardwood floors to my kitchen. There I made spagehetti and a nice garden salad. Meatballs wer big, because I made them. The salad was awsome, only the freshest ingredients. The lettuce ws green and plenty of crutons. I washed that down with
cranberry juice. To top that off, I also had a baked potato. I may just go back for dessert. I hear they have otter pops in the freezer.




nigga what the hell.........



Damn G, it was a spoof on Loopnode. I just worded it as if he would.




damm that nigga loopy word shit like that? godddammm. ct you had me worried for a minute.


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#161719 - 08/19/06 02:57 PM Re: LUNCH
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I had a really fascinating dream. It took my place in my high-school years. I was young; it was raining and we were stuck in a classroom. When I say we I mean my class. The teacher was Mrs. Lobo. She was attractive. Outside it looked like a post-apocalyptic future. It was dreary, gray, raining and desolate... like Pennsylvania.

Suddenly I heard Morgan Freeman talking. He was narrating my dream. He said something along the lines of "these children are stuck here forever."

Getting up felt like a chore. I really hit the bottle last night. I fixed myself one of those frozen dinner meals for LUNCH. This one had shrimp. The portions are so small they make me feel like am on a commerial flight. And have you noticed how tiny the chicken pieces are? Seriously, they must be chicks because I refuse to believe that is a full grown hen or rooster I'm munching. But like I said the one I ate was shrimp... I sat and watched cartoons, VH1 and something about polygamy in Utah.
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#161720 - 08/20/06 02:31 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I had some peta chips with humus. I also had a tub of coffee ice-cream and a mini bag of cheetos.

Later I'm going to have a garden salad.. so really today's LUNCH is all over the place.
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#161721 - 08/20/06 02:35 PM Re: LUNCH
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i've been in and out of places worth eating at. today i crushed the classic sunday brizzunch-some eggs benedict, a bloody mary/tyler faith and a prodigious order of bacon at the seasons4.
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#161722 - 08/21/06 02:23 PM Re: LUNCH
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I had a tandoori chicken today at a restaurant close to the clearance offices next door. I never noticed this place before but it was recommended by the lovely misses who works downstairs.

I believe it all started when I confessed to a collegue that I thought her bust was attractive and someone else overheard this ill comment then told her about it. A couple of days later she was talking to me with a confidence I found out of character.

Tandoori Chicken is delicious but always too spicey for me, mostly due to the kashmiri red chilli powder that gives it the iron-rich red color. Chaat masala and garlic paste are also used to give it the distintive oriental taste.

I got done with my meal at around 1:45pm and started driving home. I had 'a doppia' by Isabel Bondanccia playing. The culmination of the fantasic begins here.
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#161723 - 08/21/06 03:18 PM Re: LUNCH
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Gugugugugugugugugug-ug-ug-ug!! *coughcough* glugguhguhguh! QUAHQUAHQUAHQUAHQUAH!! OH! WUHH!!!!!!



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#161724 - 08/21/06 04:23 PM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 08/11/06
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This afternoon I did not have a proper lunch as I was angry and driving around the Chapel Hill area trying, in vain, to find a DMV office to get a replacement license. I had a bag of Fiery Habanero Doritos, which were a bit too spicey for my tastes (especially as chips, maybe mixed on a burrito this heat would be tastey) and a bottle of Gatorade. In case you were worrying about my lack of a license, I ordered a replacement on the North Carolina's DMV website, so never fear. I also picked up another blank, brown fitted hat.

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#161725 - 08/21/06 04:43 PM Re: LUNCH
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I was angry and driving around the Chapel Hill area




Chapel Hill is a great town...ever see the lovely and rockin Laura Ballance from Superchunk around town?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY03xrcaIlM

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#161726 - 08/22/06 02:06 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I got a visit from Milena. Last time I saw her was on a set in Nippon. The embarassing thing about todays visit was that I was viewing some pornographic images on my laptop last night and forgot to close some of them down. When Milena asked if she could check her e-mail, I naturally thought she'd use the desktop, but she fired-up my laptop and saw these naughty images. She wasn't offended (atleast it didn't seem that way), but now I fear she will look at me in a completely different light.

She smiled the whole time when she finally noticed I knew she had seen the pictures. I was so uncomfortable and didn't want to say a thing, so we sat around in an awkward silence.

I finally broke down and asked her if she wanted anything to eat, to which she responded "maybe a salad." So I quickly made her a garden salad. For me I had a dos tamalas; shredded pork tamale topped with red chile sauce and a hand-shredded chicken tamale. I garnished this with roasted corn salsa and crumbled cotija cheese.

Milena had some. I also had a pack of seaweed type chips sitting on the table. I bought these in a Japanese supermarket not too long ago. Now we're waiting for StuntRock to come over. I might go book browsing later.
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#161727 - 08/23/06 01:49 PM Re: LUNCH
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I got one of those variety party packs of chips with doritos, lays, cheetos etc. That's what am eating for LUNCH. The reason is because I'm at a friends house mastering some tracks I did. I might get something later but as for now its cheetos and coke!

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#161728 - 08/24/06 02:45 PM Re: LUNCH
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No time for lunch today. Had a protein shake and a side of Bubbie's pickles with mustard.
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#161729 - 08/24/06 05:54 PM Re: LUNCH
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Had a protein shake...




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#161730 - 08/24/06 06:05 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I grabbed one of those sushi plates from the deli. Technically it wasn't lunch because I was busy proving someone wrong at that special moment in time.
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#161731 - 08/25/06 03:19 PM Re: LUNCH
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What a day today was. Woke up at 4am to go setup lights for 6 hours to do a 3 minute shoot.

Took off to meet Skazi at a nice restoria around noon and get something to eat. I settled on a Pasta Carbonara and some water. The pasta al dente was fettuccine and spiked with wine vinegar.

I then made a mad dash to the bookstore to pick up some magazines. I hear my homeboy Kirby is making waves in the Paris underground scene.


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#161732 - 08/26/06 03:12 PM Re: LUNCH
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My girlfriend made Paella today. I honestly wasn't hungry thanks to my late night drinking debauchery but...it was almost past LUNCH.

The paella had all the necessary ingridients: chicken, pork, shrimp, calamari, monkfish, mussels, chorizo and Langoniza sausage combined with rice and additional flavorings including some saffron.

I now feel like some ice-cream.


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#161733 - 08/26/06 04:37 PM Re: LUNCH
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I busted out the Crock Pot last night for the first time ever. My mom used it incessantly during my childhood, but for some reason ours has remained in its wedding gift box for over a decade now. Why now? I don't know, but I've been cooking a bunch lately and had an idea.

I chopped an onion, 4 red potatoes, two stalks of celery, 10 small turnips, one carrot, one bunch of green onions (like chives), diced fresh Italian parsley and a fresh clipping of rosemary, and threw it in the pot with 2 bay leaves and about 5 dried cloves. 1 teaspoon of salt, 1/2 teaspoon pepper, 2/3 cup water, 1/6 cup Worcestershire sauce. I threw a 3 lb. chuck roast on top, also salted and peppered, turned it on low and left it for 12 hours. That was our lunch today, and it was fantastic. The cloves were a nice touch. It was easy too, I'll be using the pot more often.

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#161734 - 08/26/06 06:53 PM Re: LUNCH
loopnode Offline
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I don't know, but I've been cooking a bunch lately and had an idea.




Cooking is fun mate. And that luncheon sounded delicious.
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#161735 - 08/26/06 07:17 PM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 08/25/06
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Did you have ice cream like you said you craved?
I rarely crave sweets anymore. I think it's because I've been a drunkard for quite some time, and I vaguely remember receiving information from some source that alcohol does that to a person. In any case, mentions of sweets by others froghops over my drunken adulthood back to associations with childhood, not idyllic by any means but there were oases of sunshine and sweets that weave pure magic to me now as I am. I remember a friend's Father with a whirring ice cream maker in their front yard (exotic to my experience), adding salt at some point that my hazy reflection can't pinpoint in context. But I remember distinctly my troubled young mind latching onto that detail with wonderment: this machine turns salt into sweetness.



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#161736 - 08/26/06 07:59 PM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
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Did you have ice cream like you said you craved?
I rarely crave sweets anymore. I think it's because I've been a drunkard for quite some time, and I vaguely remember receiving information from some source that alcohol does that to a person. In any case, mentions of sweets by others froghops over my drunken adulthood back to associations with childhood, not idyllic by any means but there were oases of sunshine and sweets that weave pure magic to me now as I am. I remember a friend's Father with a whirring ice cream maker in their front yard (exotic to my experience), adding salt at some point that my hazy reflection can't pinpoint in context. But I remember distinctly my troubled young mind latching onto that detail with wonderment: this machine turns salt into sweetness.





What??? Were you trying to keep your mind on the exotic ice cream maker as your friends father was ramming his cock up your troubled ass??? Is that what your trying to say - you drunken fuck???

oohh, oohhh, oooohhhhh give me some ice cream big daddy! What a FAG!


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#161737 - 08/26/06 08:07 PM Re: LUNCH
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
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What??? Were you trying to keep your mind on the exotic ice cream maker as your friends father was ramming his cock up your troubled ass??? Is that what your trying to say - you drunken fuck???

oohh, oohhh, oooohhhhh give me some ice cream big daddy! What a FAG!







Well, I am rendered speechless and defenseless. I think I'll just go into frightened turtle mode and accept the fact that I have been owned.
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#161738 - 08/26/06 09:16 PM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Did you have ice cream like you said you craved?
I rarely crave sweets anymore. I think it's because I've been a drunkard for quite some time, and I vaguely remember receiving information from some source that alcohol does that to a person. In any case, mentions of sweets by others froghops over my drunken adulthood back to associations with childhood, not idyllic by any means but there were oases of sunshine and sweets that weave pure magic to me now as I am. I remember a friend's Father with a whirring ice cream maker in their front yard (exotic to my experience), adding salt at some point that my hazy reflection can't pinpoint in context. But I remember distinctly my troubled young mind latching onto that detail with wonderment: this machine turns salt into sweetness.








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#161739 - 08/27/06 12:30 PM Re: LUNCH
loopnode Offline
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Did you have ice cream like you said you craved?





Actually Mister I did not have the ice-cream I wanted. Can you imagine my girlfriend returned with some friends who then bombarded my liquor cabinet, then proposed that we go out (which we did)- then I went to a party which I did not enjoy and partied with people I did not like.

I'm not sure what you mean about alcohol killing your sweet buds. Seeing that I am English, I take my alcohol consumption pretty serious and theres nothing better (at least for me) than waking up in the morning to a tub of cold ice-cream. yummy!

LUNCH is just around the corner folks. What'll you be having???
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#161740 - 08/27/06 03:09 PM Re: LUNCH
loopnode Offline
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Somedays your life is like the tangled cord of a phone in more than one respect. Untangling is not easy sometimes. Today I waited, then waited some more and will wait once again no doubt for the tangle to be untangled. You need to know that the tangled cord is still tangled and will remain that way for some time.

I ate pizza on a broken chase.
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#161741 - 08/27/06 05:13 PM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Went to a birthday party last night and slept in today, so breakfast is lunch. I'm eating mango slices with cinnamin sprinkled on top.
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#161742 - 08/28/06 03:10 PM Re: LUNCH
loopnode Offline
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Today I had Kitsune Udon at Mika's house. Mika has weird fish at her house that have dark spots on them. She also has a bunch of toy figures that usually distract me.

The Kitsune had naruto which is fish sausage and tofu (not baked because I don't even really like tofu) and tenkatsu (which can also be substituted for bakauke).

I also had plenty of nori helpings. We finished editing around 2pm so now I'm watching cartoons and Mika is playing a video game that makes funny sounds every 5 or so minutes.
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#161743 - 08/28/06 03:16 PM Re: LUNCH
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I had lunch at a Thai restaurant with my son and my younger brother. I had #57. I don't remember the name but it was several vegetables including baby carrots with chicken over clear noodles with a side of steamed rice, a serving of soup and those little spring rolls.

It was good but it's gone now!

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#161744 - 08/28/06 03:37 PM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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I walked to M Chaya on Melrose and had green tea and the grilled tuna burger glazed with teriyaki sauce and garnished with sliced avocado, umeboshi-pickled red onions, daikon sprouts, spicy yuzu mayo and fresh shiso leaf served on a house-baked whole wheat bun.

I just stole that description from the menu. I ate it all except the bread which I gave to a homeless guy. I hate feeling full.
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#161745 - 08/28/06 04:04 PM Re: LUNCH
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What if the homeless guy only eats flourless bread? Lol.
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#161746 - 08/28/06 04:16 PM Re: LUNCH
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Like a gluten intolerant bum? Hah! I don't think bums can afford to be gluten intolerant- it's too hard to get potato bread and potato vodka.

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#161747 - 08/29/06 02:23 PM Re: LUNCH
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I realized today that I have the power to control a person's mind. I got a call in the morning asking why I wasn't at work and said I had drunk too much last night and therefore slept in. My agent said "oh.. okay" and hung up.

My girlfriend left for work at 11am (as I was waking up) and said "I'll be back around 5" to which I replied "no you won't".

It wasn't until half past noon that she realized what I meant. I went to her office and told her to come with me. I then drove her up to Santa Monica and walked her into Cezanne. This is how it started:

For starters I ordered lobster bisque and rice paper wrapped salmon with cilantro pesto.
For the main course I ordered baby leaf spinach and creme fraiche for the gf, and haricot vert, fingerling potatoes, balsamic onion, natural jus for myself. We washed this rediculous luncheon down with two cold glasses of sparkling mineral water from the mountains of Tibet.

I dropped her back at the office around 1:45 which gave me just enough time to swing by Andy's to pick up some creme brulee. A buddy called Nicolo was there having a smoke and some coffee. He said "heeey Loop... haven't seen you in a while." I gave him a reason. He then said handed me something folded in a paper bag and said "You'll love this... I know your kinda shit!"

In the car I opened it up. It was dolce far niente. Again!

VIVA LA LUNCH!
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#161748 - 08/29/06 05:30 PM Re: LUNCH
MsSwift Offline
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Registered: 08/06/06
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Well! La De Da!!!!!!
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#161749 - 08/30/06 02:36 PM Re: LUNCH
loopnode Offline
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LUNCH today saw kehbabs and a zimtschnecke. There was also some spicy curry rice and passion juice to drink.
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#161750 - 08/31/06 03:01 PM Re: LUNCH
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Last night I drank a lot. I woke up and there were some dolls floating face-down in the pool. Then a family with a couple of 15 year-old girls moved in next door. They have a little kid in diapers that yells random shit in the yard at midnight.

I'm addicted to fries. I made fries today. I also made a hamburger. I made it medium rare.
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#161751 - 08/31/06 03:19 PM Re: LUNCH
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#161752 - 08/31/06 05:27 PM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:


I'm addicted to fries. I made fries today. I also made a hamburger. I made it medium rare.




Get the panini sandwhiches and fries at M Chaya on Melrose/La Brea. Amazing stuff!
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#161753 - 08/31/06 05:29 PM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
Windsock/CAOH, get this broad's mug off the lunch thread. Didn't she try to sell me vegetables near Prague in 2001?
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#161754 - 08/31/06 05:31 PM Re: LUNCH
MsSwift Offline
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Registered: 08/06/06
Posts: 83
Yawn
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#161755 - 08/31/06 05:33 PM Re: LUNCH
windsock Offline
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#161756 - 09/01/06 02:14 PM Re: LUNCH
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I spent the whole of last night editing a video I found floating about the net. I finished it at 7am.

In other news:

LUNCH: was a pork shoulder bar-b-que sandwich from *Earls* bar-b-que. This sandwich was dripping with a delicious sauce.
What a wonderful way to begin the weekend.
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#161757 - 09/03/06 05:47 AM Re: LUNCH
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I spent the whole of last night editing a video I found floating about the net. I finished it at 7am.




Put it on youtube, brother. I want to see this video you remade in your own image.
I've been drinking for two days. This is the most sober I've been. I just left to let Razor Blaze out of her paddock and found cold french fries and a Burger King wrapper strewn on the seat of my Jetta. I can't be sure, but that must've been Lunch yesterday. I raped my roomate's asshole like a pussy yesterday after we got into an argument about 'Seinfeld'. I came in his butt and he put his hands over his face and yelped "Why to you always get drunk and pull this 'Deliverance' shit on me?! Goddamn you!" It's funny how some things stuck in your memory during a bender and others don't.

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#161758 - 09/03/06 12:28 PM Re: LUNCH
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Put it on youtube, brother. I want to see this video you remade in your own image.
I've been drinking for two days. This is the most sober I've been. I just left to let Razor Blaze out of her paddock and found cold french fries and a Burger King wrapper strewn on the seat of my Jetta. I can't be sure, but that must've been Lunch yesterday. I raped my roomate's asshole like a pussy yesterday after we got into an argument about 'Seinfeld'. I came in his butt and he put his hands over his face and yelped "Why to you always get drunk and pull this 'Deliverance' shit on me?! Goddamn you!" It's funny how some things stuck in your memory during a bender and others don't.






I was thinking about putting it on youtube, then I thought, why don't I host it on my webpage... together with my music. I liked this idea more...

Yesterday those 15-year old girls living next door came to my house. I didn't invite them. I asked them what they wanted and they said "We came to see your dolls"

Later my girlfriends friend Terry came over. I told her I wanted to see her clubbed like a baby seal. she likes that sort of humor...and we all laughed like we saw the peach. In a way, I wanted to have a bacon-lovers sandwich with her. We ate lunch at midnight yesterday.
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#161759 - 09/03/06 03:29 PM Re: LUNCH
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for lunch i gave myself an enima and took some cock up the booty
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#161760 - 09/03/06 03:35 PM Re: LUNCH
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for lunch i gave myself an enima and took some cock up the booty




Was this incident a private affair or did it involve media elec tronics and be available for mass consumption at some point?
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#161761 - 09/03/06 07:23 PM Re: LUNCH
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From the local hot dog stand, I had a Hungarian Garlic Sausage, Taco Style...

It didn't really taste good until I grabbed a bottle of El Tapitio and performed a bombing run down the length of the sausage...

...then it was good...
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#161762 - 09/04/06 02:43 PM Re: LUNCH
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Wowzer... today I went nuts in the kitchen. Made some burrata caparese with roma tomatoes and extra virgin olive oil
and furthered this with Pollo grigliato con erbette di campo (chicken grilled with spicy garlic and fresh herb sauce).

I'm honestly thinking about putting up a blog with recipies but I'm too busy at the moment to maintain such things. LUNCH was fantastic and now I know what's for dinner.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#161763 - 09/05/06 02:51 PM Re: LUNCH
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It's day two (2) today of the new era as I like to call it. Had a couple of friends over for some healthy convo and music listening. Good times.

Unfortunately for them- they left just as LUNCH was starting. Made me some Tartara di tonno rosso (raw tuna with cucumbers and lobster dressing) and watched a vile motion picture called 'The Virgin of Saint Tropez'. Now am un-winding the same way the gods do.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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