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#161514 - 05/13/06 07:48 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I didn't feel like going out and my friend Lazerbeak came over to get some musica from me. Homeboy has the worst taste in music (in my opinion) though occasionally we agree on some things- like I turned him into the Miami Vice soundtrack which a complete sleeze fest and perfect for crusing around town with. Anyway- as we were checking out different tunes with the tv on a special on Skinheads came on A&E and I started telling Lazerbeak about how I was collecting pictures of Skin Bryds.

"Oh shit man- just the other day Emma and I hanged out with a couple of skinheads. They were actually pretty cool."

This came as quite a surprise because Lazerbeak is such a hiphop fan I cannot for the life of me imagine him hanging out with skinheads. He's more the type to kick it on the curb with some homies jamming to a Raekwon mixtape or something.

LUNCH break found us with handmade chicken cordon bleu.... flattened boneless chicken breast with a layer of cooked ham (not very fatty at all), and cheese rolled up into a solid unit, breaded, deep-fried and then baked and served with a heaping ladleful of lemony hollandaise sauce. On the side were a choice of mashed or baked potatoes ( i chose the mashed potatoes with the yellow gravy, and regreted my decision because normally the mashed potatoes are fresh, however today they were instant...live and learn), a mixed pile of steamed peas and carrots and a sesame-crusted slice of vienna bread with butter spread across the side. i washed all of this down with a can of sunkist orange-flavored soda. Lazer canned himself a brew of Bud.

good good good good vibrations.

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#161515 - 05/13/06 07:52 PM Re: LUNCH
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dude, it's all about jan hammer. pick up the miami vice II disc, if only for the damned's "in dulce deorum".


i made eggs for brunch, then we went out to dinner. i puked. she fell asleep. we drank way too much, i'm in some strange fog atm.
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#161516 - 05/13/06 07:56 PM Re: LUNCH
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dude, it's all about jan hammer. pick up the miami vice II disc, if only for the damned's "in dulce deorum".





I have all 3 installations of the soundtrack. You know what else I got? Cyborg soundtrack. I swear that shit kicks more riffs than John Walsh hunting pedos on AMW.
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#161517 - 05/13/06 09:15 PM Re: LUNCH
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dude, it's all about jan hammer.


The intro to Miami Vice is the second greatest intro in terms of hot women and sweeping helicopter shots of a warm climate.

Hawaii Five-0 barely edged it out because it had Jack Lord's hair.

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#161518 - 05/13/06 09:16 PM Re: LUNCH
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those bouncing asscheeks willie, how can you deny their greatness? it was like "air-max/bounce"-redman
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#161519 - 05/13/06 09:21 PM Re: LUNCH
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There was kind of a "beauty-symbiosis" between those 2 girls and Edward James Olmos' minefield of a right cheek.

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#161520 - 05/13/06 09:21 PM Re: LUNCH
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A nice empty plate of Starvation. It's so glamorous in L.A. on a fine sunny Saturday. Okay fine! Diuretics. But that's it.


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#161521 - 05/13/06 09:22 PM Re: LUNCH
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he needed less reconstructive surgery than tyler faith, how great is that?
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#161522 - 05/13/06 09:27 PM Re: LUNCH
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If I thought Wankus was good-lookinkg, I'd probably want to disfigure myself, too.

Fact: James McArthur (Dan-o) is the only living cast member of H5-0.

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#161523 - 05/14/06 09:05 AM Re: LUNCH
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If any of you are ever in west LA and are in the mood for a simple light meal you must go to California Fresh (I think it's at the corner of Montana and Westwood or near there at least). The place is just an awesome place to have a little fish or pasta or salad for lunch. I usually get the Shrimp Scampi. It's one of the things I miss most about living over there. It's also like 8 bucks so it can't be beat.
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#161524 - 05/14/06 08:04 PM Re: LUNCH
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mmm Shrimp Scampi. That sounds good rights about now.

Today I actually slept through LUNCH which is weird coz I was craving a Margarita. My gf has really turned me onto those things. Normally I wouldn't be caught dead with such a light cocktail but with the perfect blend of Tequila it's a hard one to resist.

Supper was a meatloaf with some potatoes and carrots to the side. I haven't been eating enough carrots so I'm going to do a little carrot binge here soon.

Tonight I'm watching Somewhere in Time with Christopher Reeve and Jane Seymour. It's supposed to be a sci-fi movie but it's actually got more love story in it, plus its not your typical sci-fi story with a time machine or anything like that. I'll have a margarita later tonight.
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#161525 - 05/15/06 01:08 PM Re: LUNCH
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Proscuitto and smoked fresh mozzerella on a roll with roasted red peppers w/olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Together with a Manhattan Special (coffee soda).

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#161526 - 05/15/06 04:31 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I hang out with Linda aka Banana Seat Girl. She plays with the Hollywood Potatoe Orchestra and also writes for HBO. I took her to HBO today actually cause she has a reader going through one of her screenplays. Anyway- I was feeling pretty shitty since I had gone to bed pretty late and woken up very early. Kinda sucks coz I wanted to hang out with Linda longer; am trying to boink this broad.

About 2pm I raced to a not very well known Argentinian restaurant, I had a seafood pasta dish, sort of a hybrid Italian/S. American dish....calamari, mussels, prawns, scallops with italian noodles and a very spicy tomato sauce. That's Amore.

On a sidenote: I picked up this album called Selected Remixes and Productions of Sun-Ra. It's done by different contemporary artists and one of them happanes to be this incredibly bangable little mynx that looks like a latin Beady Belle...Yum!
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#161527 - 05/15/06 04:57 PM Re: LUNCH
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I was so dang busy Saturday and yesterday that I didn't get a chance to have lunch It really angers me like a five year old having a shit fit. So I spoiled myself last night and had crab meat ravioli with lobster bisque sauce with red bell peppers chopped. It was the best thing in the world at Louise's Trattoria here in Westlake Village. If you're out towards this direction you have to try it. It's off of Westlake Blvd and Thousand Oaks Blvd. next to Trader Joes. They even have amazing chicken parmesan. THeir alfredo sauce is so tasty (thats for you Malice ) and if you fear traditional noodles, they have wheat noodles instead but.. I think it's a disgrace.

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#161528 - 05/17/06 04:29 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I drove to Török Büfé in Santa Monica and had a döner kebab rokkz. The döner kebab is a Turkish rotating meat made with mutton but the rokkz is Hungarian.

Anyway- my döner came on a soft pita flat bread with grilled chicken, cheese, soured cream, tomato salsa, green chile salsa and a squeeze of lemon over the top. I washed this down with a Dreher (domestic Hungarian beer). It's rare to find Hungarian beer outside the country so I felt pretty lucky to get this.

I'm currently listening to a punk group known as The Germs. LaLa, my girlfriend's friend, used to be a former Punk and she put me onto them. She told me they were one of the first L.A. punk groups to hit the scene back in the very late 70s and I have to be honest, I hardly listen to this sort of music but i've been bumping these guys for the past 2 days non stop. Amazing!!

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#161529 - 05/18/06 08:18 AM Re: LUNCH
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I'm currently listening to a punk group known as The Germs. LaLa, my girlfriend's friend, used to be a former Punk and she put me onto them. She told me they were one of the first L.A. punk groups to hit the scene back in the very late 70s and I have to be honest, I hardly listen to this sort of music but i've been bumping these guys for the past 2 days non stop. Amazing!!






It good shit man.
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#161530 - 05/18/06 12:54 PM Re: LUNCH
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Bacon 'n' eggs with hashbrowns and toast. I can't even explain how much breakfast for lunch kicks ass. Even more so for dinner. Breakfast foods rule!

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#161531 - 05/18/06 02:01 PM Re: LUNCH
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Quote:

Quote:



I'm currently listening to a punk group known as The Germs. LaLa, my girlfriend's friend, used to be a former Punk and she put me onto them. She told me they were one of the first L.A. punk groups to hit the scene back in the very late 70s and I have to be honest, I hardly listen to this sort of music but i've been bumping these guys for the past 2 days non stop. Amazing!!






It good shit man.




Hey Jeff, is there any newer bands, groups or punk bands that you like today aside from the classics?

I had a mesquite chicken sandwich on wheat bread,swiss cheese for lunch today from Quizno's. Normally I like to make my own but the mesquite chicken has bacon on it and whatever else is in it, is rather addicting. YUM!

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#161532 - 05/18/06 04:06 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I didn't eat lunch. I was held up at a Producers office where I had to show a reel of stuff I've done. I'm totally pissed coz the guy took forever to talk and all he did was repeat himself. But there was light on the other side of the tunnel;

This totally hot chick from New Zealand working at Weta Digital Ltd joined us. I forget her name but she was supposed to talk about character development of creatures (specifically dragons). I didn't listen to what she was saying- I was mesmorized by her accent and seriousness. As soon as we left the building we started complimenting one anothers work- ofcourse this was a ruse: I totally got her number.

So now am home waiting for the girlfriend to prepare some supper. I'm eating early and hopefully I will have something left over for later.

I hope you guys had something worthwhile to report though
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#161533 - 05/19/06 11:17 PM Re: LUNCH
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I woke up super late today and almost missed LUNCH but I wasn't about to let that happen. I had to return a book to a friend and get some drinks for tonights binge so it was only inevitable that I get myself a decent meal.

I stopped by the Buio Omega Cafe to get myself semmel but ended up ordering an extrawurstsemmel with gurkerl. Extrawurstsemmel is a kaiserroll with a sausage and tastes divine. I'm not too into sodas so I asked for some apple juice with ice.

Tonight I had plans on watching Cliffhanger (don't ask) but I picked up this album at Dr Mercury's place which is like a kerosene-enema-induced flare mix of merenge and salsa and bolero; I can't stop listening to it.

So whats going on in your neck of the woods?
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#161534 - 05/20/06 10:36 AM Re: LUNCH
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A bowl of clifford crunch, banana, triple threat caramel peanut fusion power bar and an ensure high protein creamy milk chocolate shake.....

Go to take the Civic in for a state inspection today. Think I'm going to buy a Scooter for X-mas...Santa and baby Jesus would want it that way.

Have a good weekend Loop.

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#161535 - 05/20/06 11:20 AM Re: LUNCH
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A nice needle of five bags of heroin. I see purple poppies and pink poppies of ahhhhhh the fuckin incredible rush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#161536 - 05/20/06 08:03 PM Re: LUNCH
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Wowzer... what a morning. My girlfriend's friend What came to see us today and made quite a scene when she saw my latest project (might post pictures later). I wasn't feeling too energetic today thanks to the many shots of taquila I had last night (mistake).

LUNCH started with some apple juice and fruchtebrötli (wholemeal fruit bread with whole roasted hazlenuts etc in it!) then i had my two mandarins, and then the main part; sushi and some soba noodles with ente (duck) and prawns in a really strong /salty noodle soup that the girlfriend and What ordered for delivery.

I'm going to work for another hour or so before I take the girls out to the Tiki Lounge for poison. Stay tuned for reports and more Luncheon exploits!

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#161537 - 05/22/06 05:00 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today the girlfriend is sick, and to make matters worse, her friend What came to see her and acted like a total twat: ignoring me and feeding my girlfriend a load of paranoia, telling her my habits and lifestyle are whats affecting her health. I detest this girl greatly right now... but I cannot get upset with the wifey all sickly and sleepy.

But enough of the henpecking- you good citizens want to know about LUNCH.

Today i had a lettuce, tomato, and cucumber salad topped with an amazing "ken's steak house" brand caesar dressing. i followed this with a butter-drenched, heavily salted/peppered baked potato and a grilled lamb chop. This delicious luncheon I washed down with an iced cold samuel adams boston lager. prost!
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#161538 - 05/23/06 03:51 PM Re: LUNCH
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I had a fricadelle today. It's an elongated meatball made with ground meat and a variety of complementary ingredients and seasonings; in my case Ground Belgian Blue Beef, dry bread crumbs, thinly sliced onions, nutmeg, salt, pepper.. the whole SHABANG!

The girlfriend is feeling better and has gone back to her companion duties. As for me, I'm sitting on the couch watching movies and flicking through channels. I might get around to watching the new bella flick soon!

Stay Tuned!
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#161539 - 05/24/06 05:29 PM Re: LUNCH
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#161540 - 05/24/06 05:37 PM Re: LUNCH
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I've decided that either porn stars should not be allowed to have friends outside of the sex industry or they should be put into containment camps like we did with the Japs in World War II.

It's porn entrepreneur Taylor Wane's fault that I feel this way. Recently, I was to meet a metal band called Nile. I didn't know anything about the band aside from their name, which led me to believe they were from Egypt, so I decided to have some fun with them. Being from Egypt I thought they'd enjoy it if I dressed up as a pharaoh.

Then I thought, 'Everyone loves T&A, I should get a sexy lady to come with me dressed as Cleopatra.' I decided to call Taylor because she's a good sport and has a great sense of humour. She loved the idea.

The next day we went to a costume shop, picked out our outfits and I bought a rubber chicken. Afterwards, we returned to her place and had crazy circus sex that involved every one of her orifices. That's a lie. She just gave us a tour of her home, showing us where all the magic happens on her own personal porn set equipped with bed, whipping post, sex swing and anything else one might need to film a dirty movie.

As we were leaving and saying our goodbyes she gave me, my photographer and my filmer a bag full of DVDs each. Inside was a variety of movies from Taylor's catalogue with her bent, folded and opened up in every possible manner. We kindly thanked her and returned to our hotel. That night, in our separate rooms, we lay awake in our beds each having simulated sex with Taylor for hours on end.

The next day at breakfast no-one spoke. We looked long into our eggs with shame. I finally asked the others, "So. Did you guys watch any of Taylor's movies last night?" Like Peter towards Jesus of Nazareth, they each denied me three times, yet their faces told the truth. I told them it was OK, that I had, in fact, watched Taylor in compromising positions, including this film where she masturbates using her ass (as the title indicates). One lad began to cry. He admitted he watched all the DVDs and got no sleep at all. He then confessed he didn't think he could shoot Nile that afternoon out of fear he would be thinking filthy thoughts about Taylor the entire time and most likely would not be able to keep his camera still.

We all felt the same way. There was no-one to blame but Taylor herself. She was far too nice to us. Even her husband welcomed us into their house and made us feel comfortable. In our few hours together we cultivated a friendship and she had to go and throw her goddamn vagina into the mix, in typical porn fashion, and screw everything up. I mean, at one point she was letting us hold a mould of her ass (available on her website) and telling us to put our fingers in the hole, while saying, "That's really what my ass feels like."

Now you tell me how the hell a man is supposed to have a normal, platonic relationship with a beautiful, big-breasted woman and discuss politics and wedding planning after he's had his digit in her fake ass? It's just not right, I tell you. These people are sick and they need to be caged up. End of story.
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#161541 - 05/24/06 05:40 PM Re: LUNCH
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#161542 - 05/25/06 10:26 AM Re: LUNCH
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I had a wholesome dinner last night of Sausage and Pepper Penne from California Pizza Kitchen and a few bites of tiramisu at 1am LOL so I'm keepin it healthy for brunch before I get zapped and mutilated for CyberNet.

I'm having green tea, bottle of water, peach yogurt and granola and then a berry something or another Naked juice drink for me big bundle load of antioxidants since I'm not getting any cum today

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#161543 - 05/25/06 03:04 PM Re: LUNCH
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Last night was weird. I was boinking my lady when What called at 4am. I picked up the phone thinking it was a family member but it turns out this cunt was drunk and needed someone to take her home. My girlfriend offered but I decided to do it because she doesn't drive well at night. Actually, I don't know any females that do.

So I get dressed and make a dash for the Tiki Bar (our favorite watering hole) and What is standing outside sucking on a ciggie and wearing something that looks similar to what Alicia Silverstone wore in Clueless when she went to that houseparty trying to hook up homegirl with Tye (fsck you, I know you watched it too).

So.. I pick up homegirl and now am making a dash for her place right? And homegirl is making moves on me. I'm pretty surprised considering me and What don't see eye to eye on many things (particularly last week) but I guess she's left it all behind. I had a pretty decent buzz going and it's surprising I didn't feel her up (or did I?) but after getting her home she gave me this sheepish look that translated to "you know where I live right?"
I make the dash home and girlfriend is asleep. DAMMIT!

I woke up at LUNCH-time and had curry-chicken with rice. delicious! So now you know.
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#161544 - 05/25/06 07:49 PM Re: LUNCH
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I had chicken breasts. Two of them and a ceasar salad of at Incredible Cafe in Redondo. Nothing exciting, but yet so satifying.
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#161545 - 05/26/06 02:52 AM Re: LUNCH
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A new beginning. Please don't get mad. It's only a dream..



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#161546 - 05/26/06 06:23 PM Re: LUNCH
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I went to Quizno's today, had their Prime RIb sandwhich it was $7, but it was mad proper.
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#161547 - 05/26/06 06:34 PM Re: LUNCH
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Speaking of ribs, where's a good place in LA to get some damn ribs.. not a bbq place so much as a real restaurant?

Could be spare ribs or baby back..

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#161548 - 05/26/06 07:03 PM Re: LUNCH
loopnode Offline
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Tony, try The Lincoln Steakhouse over at Wilshire. It's a little on the expensive side but they have great food. I tend to frequent that place quite a lot- but I sit way at the back and pretend to read a magazine or something.

Today I woke up with quite the appettite. I had to meet a milf called Erin at about 2pm but I was running late so I called her and asked her to meet me at Chipotle. When I feel lazy I go here because they make me feel like am getting a subway without the health positive crap.

I kinda felt sorry for Erin because she has a thing where she never speaks up. I know I really fscked up (being late and all) and even though I appologized and she accepted and said "don't worry about it" I still felt a bit guilty so I decided to pay for her food.

Now when it comes to Mexican food I'm not too adventerous because I can't stand something with too much spice. So I ordered two Chicken Fajita. The Fajita, for those that didn't know, is just like a burrito but with sauteed peppers and onions instead of beans. The vegetarian fajita has both sauteed veggies and black beans instead of meat, and comes with guacamole. I know the girls that work behind the counter because I always make jokes with them so whenever I get a meal here they give me a free coke just for being such a jolly lad.

Erin and I sat near the back (not close to the potty because I don't need to hear customers getting worked on by their bean burritos). Turns out later tonight she has a showing for some of her work and she asked whether I wanted to tag along. I'm still thinking about it.

LUNCH was great. See you all at the new Lunar Colony tonight!
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#161549 - 05/26/06 07:54 PM Re: LUNCH
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Speaking of ribs, where's a good place in LA to get some damn ribs.. not a bbq place so much as a real restaurant?

Could be spare ribs or baby back..






A real restaurant for ribs? Ribs are the food of the polloi not blueblood elitists with their cloth napkins and metal silverware. An awesome place for ribs is at the fork of Washington, intersecting Beethoven in Venice, called "The Outdoor Grill". I ate LUNCH there yesterday.

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#161550 - 05/27/06 02:12 PM Re: LUNCH
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The Valley Ranch House on Sherman Way and Balboa. Okay the area isn't the greatest but that restaurant has been around forever and has the best pork ribs and even beef ribs. The beef ribs like any other place can be iffy, some fatty than others but good nonetheless. But I prefer the pork ribs, SO GOOD!! Tasty TONY!!! It's worthy.

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#161551 - 05/27/06 10:24 PM Re: LUNCH
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One Christmas, my mom and dad had loads of people round and they cooked a salmon. I took the skeleton afterwards and put it on one of my turntables under a sheet of plastic, angled the arm the right way, took the cartridge off and played it. It made a fscking racket. So I took it down to Andy's, put it into the software and made a track out of it.

Another time we went to the Zoo and found a dead baby monkey- it must have got out of a cage and died, we just found it on the ground- so Andy put it in his bag. When we got it back to the house, we stuck it in a chair, shoved a pipe up its ass and kept pressing its stomach and it made a sound like "phthut phtut". Eventually a new song was made called "Banana Monkey Boogie".

Today I had smoked salmon for LUNCH that triggered this nostalgia. I might make some music later tonight.

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#161552 - 05/28/06 12:40 AM Re: LUNCH
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Hey Loop, do you know any good Colombian restaurants? I'll even settle for Argentine or Venezuelan.
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#161553 - 05/28/06 01:44 AM Re: LUNCH
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Hey Loop post a provocative picture.
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#161554 - 05/28/06 01:56 AM Re: LUNCH
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Ah. Chico you've asked a very good question and I can tell you're a person who takes their luncheon very seriously. Good for you sir.

Columbian restaurants are hard to find. The key is to find Columbian cuisine to begin with, which, given their reputation for coke, isn't exactly easy.
One place I can recommend is Restaurante Chibcha (Comida colombiana y caribeña) on W. Sunset Boulevard. They're cusine isn't exactly top notch but if you want to sample, this is a good place to start. To tell you the truth, if you want Columbian, find a Columbian and see whether they have a grandmother. The new generation (i.e. 3rd generation plus) is polluted.

Argentinian: now this gets tricky. You see, Argentina is mostly known for music outside it's own borders so their food gets mixed with a lot of Spanish.
Carlitos Gardel on Melrose for a Spanish type flair or Guacho Grill in Pasedena should fill your appettite.
In Clairmont they have a place called El Tango Argentino but I only drank here: never ate, so I cannot really be accurate about the cuisine (shop with caution).

Venezuelan: damn pal. Your really going exotica aren't you? Unfortunately I don't know any Venezuelan establishments that can cater strictly to their ethnic cuisine. Jump around, shop around, eat out and meal in. Venezuelan chicks are some of the hottest chicks in the universe so who knows what they're cooking?

Good journey to you sir!


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#161555 - 05/28/06 01:57 AM Re: LUNCH
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Hey Loop post a provocative picture.






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#161556 - 05/28/06 02:08 AM Re: LUNCH
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Ah. Chico you've asked a very good question and I can tell you're a person who takes their luncheon very seriously. Good for you sir.

Columbian restaurants are hard to find. The key is to find Columbian cuisine to begin with, which, given their reputation for coke, isn't exactly easy.
One place I can recommend is Restaurante Chibcha (Comida colombiana y caribeña) on W. Sunset Boulevard. They're cusine isn't exactly top notch but if you want to sample, this is a good place to start. To tell you the truth, if you want Columbian, find a Columbian and see whether they have a grandmother. The new generation (i.e. 3rd generation plus) is polluted.

Argentinian: now this gets tricky. You see, Argentina is mostly known for music outside it's own borders so their food gets mixed with a lot of Spanish.
Carlitos Gardel on Melrose for a Spanish type flair or Guacho Grill in Pasedena should fill your appettite.
In Clairmont they have a place called El Tango Argentino but I only drank here: never ate, so I cannot really be accurate about the cuisine (shop with caution).

Venezuelan: damn pal. Your really going exotica aren't you? Unfortunately I don't know any Venezuelan establishments that can cater strictly to their ethnic cuisine. Jump around, shop around, eat out and meal in. Venezuelan chicks are some of the hottest chicks in the universe so who knows what they're cooking?

Good journey to you sir!






Loop, my friend; you are a dining god.
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#161557 - 05/28/06 02:27 AM Re: LUNCH
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Thanks Loop.
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#161558 - 05/28/06 02:27 AM Re: LUNCH
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Loop, my friend; you are a dining god.




You're too kind friend. I'm in the midst of having a doll sale; Luncheon served for those that attend. Reports should fly in when the deal is closed!

Stay tuned.
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#161559 - 05/28/06 02:28 AM Re: LUNCH
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Thanks Loop.




Eat well sir!



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#161560 - 05/28/06 08:59 AM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 07/21/05
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One Christmas, my mom and dad had loads of people round and they cooked a salmon. I took the skeleton afterwards and put it on one of my turntables under a sheet of plastic, angled the arm the right way, took the cartridge off and played it. It made a fscking racket. So I took it down to Andy's, put it into the software and made a track out of it.

Another time we went to the Zoo and found a dead baby monkey- it must have got out of a cage and died, we just found it on the ground- so Andy put it in his bag. When we got it back to the house, we stuck it in a chair, shoved a pipe up its ass and kept pressing its stomach and it made a sound like "phthut phtut". Eventually a new song was made called "Banana Monkey Boogie".

Today I had smoked salmon for LUNCH that triggered this nostalgia. I might make some music later tonight.










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#161561 - 05/28/06 11:14 AM Re: LUNCH
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I recall there being a good Argentine restaurant just north of the main intersection in Sierra Madre, The Pepper Tree Grill.

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#161562 - 05/28/06 12:43 PM Re: LUNCH
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Here's something seductive for Loop... oh how the hands touch her face so delicately


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#161563 - 05/28/06 03:15 PM Re: LUNCH
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Here's something seductive for Loop... oh how the hands touch her face so delicately





Hey, that looks like my friend Quick's work. Quick likes to dismantle dolls. He once asked me to make him this lovely lolita girl which he then proceeded to dismantle and give spider limbs. I was digusted! That picture fascinates me though. I really wonder if it's Quick's work.

Anyway, I know everyone's gagging to hear about my LUNCH report for today: Well- my girlfriend and I had Stamppot boerenkool and schnitzel.

Stamppot, for those that are curious, is a Dutch meal that consists of mashed potatoes mixed with either raw or cooked vegetables and (not necessarily) meat. In our case, we added potatoes, meatballs, carrots and broccoli. I also added some Snitzel which is a kind of meat, but really I did this cause I wanted to get rid of it. It's not really that Dutch if you ask me.

Normally if you were making Stamppot boerenkool and schnitzel you mash the potatoes then add spekkies and a piece of rookworst (dutch smoked sausage) but I like to experiment and play around with different cuisine. We washed this down with a nice cold lager of heineken (I had 2 but my girlfriend only had 1 because she's a light weight).

LUNCH is my favorite meal of the day!
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